Biscuit Wars

[BigMavis]

I do not rate the God tier. Bourbon in the shite tier is outrageous.

 

[WilmaHun]

Saw this on FB and couldn't believe bourbons were put in shite tier and custard creams in meh tier! Fuming. Those caramel digestives definitely belong in god tier and party rings are mid tier at best.

Where do you rate your biscuits?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Where are the choco leibniz

 

[bubbadabut]

No Tunnocks teacakes?!

Oreo is an invasive species and needs to get out.

 

[WilmaHun]

What even are those things in the god tier at the end?! They look like Ryvitas with flumps on top

Don't know who is responsible for this ranking but I hope they step on lego.

 

[dee_mc]

Hang on a shagging second: where are the jaffa cakes??

 

[Warpaint]

That's a very corrupt tier system. Some shocking placements.

 

[Gembo]

I wholeheartedly agree, I’m offended at the Bourbons being in the shite tier. Choc chip cookies should be in the God tier!

 

[thatstupidcat]

It’s all wrong but remember when all these biscuits were far bigger pre-shrinkflation. I find I’m eating more of them, especially chocolate hobnobs and cadbury’s chocolate shortcake biscuits to compensate.

Bastards.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I think shite tier is very harsh for pink wafers as well. They should be at least mid tier

 

[Meh]

Hob nobs and bourbons should be in God tier. I dont even know what is in god tier apart from the digestives and party rings terrible ranking

Exactly.

Hob nobs need to be in the god tier.

What absolute animal put party flipping rings in the god tier. That has tipped me for the day!

Where are the choco leibniz

Okay, we are biscuit friends all hail the leibniz.

 

[BigMavis]

The jam mallows are an Irish thing, no? Made by Kimberly. They're ok but not God tier, no way. Plus I only eat the mallow and not the jam or biscuit part which defeats the purpose. I see no tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafer. The mid tier mallow and coconut thing is super nice.

 

[bubbadabut]

Hang on a shagging second: where are the jaffa cakes??

Well that's just opened a can of worms...

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Who the fuck puts party rings in the top tier? Also Fox’s milk chocolate rounds are missing and they are lushhh

 

[Notworthy]

They have got my favourites in the God Tier so I'm OK with this (Jammy Mallows)

What even are those things in the god tier at the end?! They look like Ryvitas with flumps on top

Don't know who is responsible for this ranking but I hope they step on lego.

Are you shitting me, those are Jammy Mallows, literally the greatest biscuit ever if you were born late 60's early 70's. No party would be complete without those.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hob nobs and bourbons should be in God tier. I dont even know what is in god tier apart from the digestives and party rings terrible ranking

 

[crossroads]

Ouch! I love fig rolls!

 

[WilmaHun]

Hang on a shagging second: where are the jaffa cakes??

That's a whole other argument.....

Personally I couldn't care whether they're cake or biscuit, they're bloody minging

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I think malted milks and Jammie dodgers are the biscuit kings

 

[watermelon sugar]

That chocolate tier is rubbish. Some of the best chocolate bars aren't even there. Where are the double deckers?