Biscuit Wars

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Saw this on FB and couldn't believe bourbons were put in shite tier and custard creams in meh tier! Fuming. Those caramel digestives definitely belong in god tier and party rings are mid tier at best.

Where do you rate your biscuits?
 
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I wholeheartedly agree, I’m offended at the Bourbons being in the shite tier. Choc chip cookies should be in the God tier!
 
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Hob nobs and bourbons should be in God tier. I dont even know what is in god tier apart from the digestives and party rings 😂 terrible ranking
 
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What even are those things in the god tier at the end?! They look like Ryvitas with flumps on top 🥴🤢

Don't know who is responsible for this ranking but I hope they step on lego.
 
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They have got my favourites in the God Tier so I'm OK with this (Jammy Mallows)

What even are those things in the god tier at the end?! They look like Ryvitas with flumps on top 🥴🤢

Don't know who is responsible for this ranking but I hope they step on lego.
Are you shitting me, those are Jammy Mallows, literally the greatest biscuit ever if you were born late 60's early 70's. No party would be complete without those.
 
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They have got my favourites in the God Tier so I'm OK with this (Jammy Mallows)


Are you shitting me, those are Jammy Mallows, literally the greatest biscuit ever if you were born late 60's early 70's. No party would be complete without those.
Never heard of them, I was born 95 :ROFLMAO:
 
What the hell is that - the god tier is awful! Ginger nuts, cafe noir, bourbons and pink wafers shouldn’t be in the shite tier at all. Plus what the hell is that weird pink marshmallow thing and that packet that says “toppops” or something 😂
 
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It’s all wrong but remember when all these biscuits were far bigger pre-shrinkflation. I find I’m eating more of them, especially chocolate hobnobs and cadbury’s chocolate shortcake biscuits to compensate.

guys.

 
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Caramel digestives should be higher, they are my one weakness 😂 I can devour a pack in minutes. 100% would be my King of the Tin on Sunday brunch 😂
 
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I have a feeling it's an Irish ranking: Jacobs Chocolate Kimberly (the big chocolate coated thing on the top row: slightly ginger-flavoured soft biscuits sandwiched with soft marshmallow), Mikado (soft biscuits with soft marshmallow and jam) and Coconut Cream (guess what, soft biscuits with soft marshmallow coated in dessicated coconut) all feature anyway.
Hobnobs mid tier? Yeah right. Chocolate fingers (if they're Cadburys) and fig rolls should be a bit higher too. Party rings right at the top? Nah. I have a feeling this wasn't decided by popular vote 😄

What the hell is that - the god tier is awful! Ginger nuts, cafe noir, bourbons and pink wafers shouldn’t be in the shite tier at all. Plus what the hell is that weird pink marshmallow thing and that packet that says “toppops” or something 😂
They're ToffeePops and I don't know what they're doing up there on top, they're only OK!
 
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The jam mallows are an Irish thing, no? Made by Kimberly. They're ok but not God tier, no way. Plus I only eat the mallow and not the jam or biscuit part which defeats the purpose. I see no tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafer. The mid tier mallow and coconut thing is super nice.
 
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