Wee Toots
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Oh Tayto hoors you'll never believe this. I was driving home tonight on the motorway and the OCG surround my car and bring it to a hault. They were shouting through mega phones they'd received emails from Kyle about me posting about Olly on this thread. I got out the car to tell them it's a free country and if someone is acting like a bam I'm quite within my rights to say so. And guns are going off, so I turn into Wee Toots impossible and start rolling about the motorway dodging all the bullets, it was absolute mayhem so it was. I managed to sprint over and get back in the car while they were aiming all the firearms at me, I skidded away and my car flipped I thought I was a goner but the angels themselves came down to make sure my car landed safely. I passed the chief inspector last, and I shouted oot the windae 'you may take our scheme bams but you'll never take our taytooooooooossss'