Big Brother 2023 #21

[VeryNiceVeryEVIL]

I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

I'm no poet but I tried

Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart

It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship

There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!

Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean

Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?

There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?

Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop

Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime

Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!

Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?

Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee

It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle

 

[gossipgirl59]

I don't dislike her and don't mind if she wins. I find her crying really annoying. But there is nothing sinister behind that any more than finding Henry's exaggerated laughing at everything annoying. You are allowed to be annoyed at things, and still be able to like that person, without it having nasty undercurrents.

Yes I know, hence why I said to forget her crying…

She’s still a boring person

 

[Kearnah]

I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

I'm no poet but I tried

Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart

It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship

There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!

Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean

Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?

There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?

Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop

Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime

Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!

Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?

Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee

It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle

That was Amazing , well done

 

[Warpaint]

I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

I'm no poet but I tried

Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart

It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship

There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!

Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean

Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?

There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?

Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop

Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime

Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!

Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?

Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee

It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle

Please don't give up your day job.

Olivia or Yinrun to win. That's where we're going.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Yes I know, hence why I said to forget her crying…

She’s still a boring person

Ah I know. I wasn't aiming my comment at you but tbh just attached yours for context for mine. If that makes sense.

 

[Tryger88]

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition

Surely you are taking the P? You was the biggest bully on this thread attacking anyone who dare say they didn't like Trish, labelled them as racist, you actually scared posters to the point they was afraid to post

 

[Mancunian]

Who is everyone thinking ? I’m Jordan or Henry I’ll be happy with either

Absolutely HAS to be Henry

Tory win - will give the Papa Lazarou of Tattle a complete meltdown


Latest odds here:

https://www.oddschecker.com/tv/big-brother/big-brother-uk/winner

 

[mayoandmagmurderers]

Shame on anyone who votes for Olivia.

A key part of the toxic 4. Revealed her true mean girl personality.

Her redemption is that all of her friends have been voted out so she is being forced to be all pally pally with the group

Also she wouldn't have support if she was ugly

Awful person. Her sister called her an "icon". I call her a bitchy diva

 

[Mancunian]

I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

Oh the irony.

Preaching love and kindness, whilst being one of the most aggressive, hate-filled posters on Tattle (towards anyone who doesn't sign up completely to your opinions/world view).

You and your mates RUINED these threads for a while !
As someone else posted, people were hesitant to post their true thoughts for fear of a Twitter-style pile on.

You're an absolute piece of *work *really wanted to use another word but decided not to
Stick your poem up your arse !

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

The way I want it to go
-Olivia
-Jordan
-Henry
-Noky
-Yinrun

The way I think it’ll go
-Jordan
-Henry
-Olivia
-Yinrun
-Noky

I don’t want Yinrun or Noky in top 3 the boring crying bastards (not being racist before I’m accused xx)

 

[ATV2021]

Shame on anyone who votes for Olivia.

A key part of the toxic 4. Revealed her true mean girl personality.

Her redemption is that all of her friends have been voted out so she is being forced to be all pally pally with the group

Also she wouldn't have support if she was ugly

Awful person. Her sister called her an "icon". I call her a bitchy diva

Olivia would 100% have been booted week 1 if she didn't regain immunity she was absolutely vile that week lol

I still maintain for Henners to win, especially after him with his dog

 

[Furrytriangle]

I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

I'm no poet but I tried

Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart

It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship

There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!

Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean

Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?

There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?

Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop

Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime

Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!

Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?

Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee

It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle

Hmmm oh just duck off. You’re a nasty little man who cannot read the room.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I’m struggling to think of all the entertaining things Olivia has done? In DS land that will be being perky young blonde with a nice body Unsurprised to see that weirdo DUNDEEBOY is her biggest fanboy..

On to important matters though maybe there was so much stock footage because Jenry had a shag? Or maybe that will happen tonight after the camera’s stop rolling!

 

[Charl87]

Catching up on last night’s episode. Matty in his idea of heaven has made me ill

 

[SimplyDepressed]

BB Final drinking game idea for tonight-
Take a shot every time a HM uses the phrase “my authentic self” or “unapologetically me”.

*don’t do this, you will die.

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

The love for Olivia is astounding. In the early days she was a loud mouthed fool with her side kick repulsive Paul. Her screeching is ear splitting and I see noting remotely attractive about her. She is behaving better now because she has none of her toxic friends to be nasty with.

 

[VeryNiceVeryEVIL]

This is a teepee and a wigwam

 

[Gym&Tonic]

The love for Olivia is astounding. In the early days she was a loud mouthed fool with her side kick repulsive Paul. Her screeching is ear splitting and I see noting remotely attractive about her. She is behaving better now because she has none of her toxic friends to be nasty with.

Exactly this. She’s only being nice now because her mean mates have gone. If Jenkin and Tom were still there she’d 100 per cent still be a cow. I’d like to think she’s learned from the experience but I don’t it. I remember seeing comments on FB and TikTok from people who knew her and said she was awful in real life as well. I still think she will come 3rd. There’s no way she’s beating Jordan or Yinrun

 

[VeryNiceVeryEVIL]

Heart
Jordan
Yinrun
Henry
Noky
Olivia

Head
Olivia
Jordan
Henry
Yinrun
Noky

 

[FrankieBelle]

Did I miss Olivia's 7 minutes of heaven?