A RECAP HOLIDAY POEM:
Once upon a time in the land of Spencer and Katie..
Was a story about a man-boy and an evil adulterous lady.
It's a dangerous tale, of a miserable couple that seem kinda shady.
They're often confused as a daughter and her Daddy, Grady.
With 'amazing' daily reminders of how mentally challenged they are.
They'll push life to its limits, with bald tires on a new car.
Begging to their 'stans' to pay for their uncontrollable habits.
They document their love of junk food by devouring calories like rabbits.
Eating and drinking themselves into a world of depression.
In their quest for a horrible life, there will be no economic recession.
Just increasing personal debt to support a sad fake life.
Please, someone get these two children a safer fork and a knife,
Endless live superchats provide for their personal lair.
Karma gave Katie so much anxiety, she always touches her hair.
Disneyland a hundred more times is all that they want.
They even pedal cheap merchandise with a horrible font.
But don't be alarmed, because that's why we're here.
To expose these two frauds, every day of the year.
Yet don't get too close, as Spencers breath can be tart.
And avoid Katie's cooking, because the end result is worse than a fart.
With a cast of characters like Credit-Card Charley and Cry-Baby Brickey.
The thought of what they all do in the off hours.. ooooh It gets really icky.
So join us (shall you?) on this ever expanding thread.
And confirm to yourself, all those things you thought in your head.
About these two gypsies who really wish we were all dead.
So we couldn't expose the endless lies with everything that was said.
This is BL@B #5 right here on Tattle Life.
And again, watch out for Spencer around anyones wife.
