I really wanna know how bad the spring break crowds will be this summer!
Let me put on my best mansplaining voice.
You see, the Spring Break crowds are here in full force. Those darn teenagers said a swear; I almost had a heart attack! Then one of them knocked me over when they decided to run to the churro stand! I'll have you know that my best bud Security Jeremy would not approve of this behavior. I told the churro stand cast member and he gave me 20 churros for free! You know, eating that many churros is a workout, so you will get hot. I recommend you bring a trenchcoat along to store your extra churros. I hate Grad Nite. I just want to find some married women, but the place is crawling with those teenagers! Anyways, now I am going to sneak into the paid section of Fantasmic. Remember to subscribe to our Patreon, press the like button, and subscribe if you haven't already. Bye bye, everybody!