Ben Green @big_ben_to_slim_ben

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I hope he washed that shit out of his beard. Probably stinks of off milk now.

let’s just break it down. He bothered to open this pot of yogurt, place it on his own face and then probably take upwards of 50 shots before picking what was probably the best of a bad bunch to stick on his page. I mean, did he even fucking eat the yogurt?! Because if not that’s just a waste, there are starving people out there dude.
 
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Oh, I’d put my last penny on him eating that pile of shit known as Mullerlight. He’s not amusing, he’s a greedy fucker!
 
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"the next bus departing from the station is going to egosville, there is no room for anymore passengers seeing as this cunts ego has taken up all the seats, you will have to wait for the next one, oh and please don't get any of those yoghurts you begged for over the bastard seats,

Thankyou"

 
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That is fucking hilarious. ‘Look at me, I’m so small I can fit in a kiddy’s toy bus. He takes himself so seriously, doesn’t he.
I’m tempted to call him out on his football tops as they glorify gambling and it’s been on the news today.
 
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Imagine if he got stuck..... !!

So on his Anniversary declaration of love for his wife he's not even hashtagged #wife #loveofmylife...... but he's done a #foodporn FFS !!
 
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Personally SW doesn’t work, I was on it and felt so restricted and felt it was more complicated than it needed to be. I now just work off a basic calorie deficit diet and that’s going pretty well

I wish pain on him! What a complete bell end

So the kids are in bed and I’m bored shitless so I thought I’d work out Big Bens height based on his BMI. I make him at around 6ft 1

Noticed he had a gain in a recent post. I’m sorry but if you’re as big as he is and sticking to plan the weight falls off. He must have been drinking gallons of those free yogurts he was so desperate for
 

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He needs 2 insta accounts. One for him and another for his lazy eye. It’s so far off his face it might as well be on someone else
 
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More Sunday puddings on the grid. Naturally, he’s hashtagged Hartley’s, Muller and the Skinny bloody Food co again. Absolute knob.
 
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Worthy of Del Boy himself.... and he has about as much chance of making a big success of fly pitching in Peckham as he does of attaining the level of insta fame he craves.....
 
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Fuck me, He's turned into a right tag whore hasn't he....

I honestly hate him.... and benji... I know you're reading, I absolutely salute your weightloss... it is incredible, even if you did pile 2 stone of it back on over christmas and not post a single picture of the food that helped you do it, it's a good thing most of your followers are purchased so they won't know...don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
 
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Our Benny Boy has been pushing the trolley round Sainsbury’s today. Obviously, it’s jam-packed with healthy choices but, for me, it’s proving that he’s not working. Instagram, the bloody gym and tagging Slimming World must be taking up all his time. Care to clarify this, Ben?
 
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He is egotistical and delusional enough to let the poor mrs be the breadwinner while telling her he's building a social media 'career', when in reality he's fannying about cosplaying James Bond and dunking his conk in mullers.
 
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Aw, Ben is now able to participate in all sorts of activities. I wonder if wanking is included, he must be able to reach his dick now.
 
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Someone has commented that his food presentation (the soup and a few bits of broccoli) is like Masterchef ! I can only assume this person is blind
 
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