Well said my friend!!
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Exactly this! He is not a man at all. As you say, sponging off his wife. I’ve not found a good reason for him not to work.
Why do I want to him so much? Haha. He just looks smarmy and creepy. Can deffo see the weight gain in his face.
And why do his omelettes look like vomit?
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He looks like the sort of bloke who would rub up against you on a dance floor or come sit at your table in a bar, then if you didn’t react the way he wanted, he’d call you uptight and that he was only joking!
How pissed off does Thomas look all the time having the camera thrust in his face 24/7?
Fixed the last word for you
The MOST perfect word for our chubby beggy BenFixed the last word for you
Isn't it funny that since harry pickard did his feature thing for frylight, Ben has been strategically placing bottles of it in the background of his food pictures...
They don't seem to be biting tho do they..
Allow me to give you some pointers?
1.You could recreate the shower picture you did with the mrs and use a bottle of frylight in her place?
2. Take it on a trip to London?
3. Ignore number 2, how silly of me to forget...what happens in London, stays in London So frylight wouldn't find out would they
and finally and my personal fave...
4. Sniff it like you did that massive pizza.
If those ideas don't help, make your own apron.
They don't seem to be biting tho do they..
Allow me to give you some pointers?
1.You could recreate the shower picture you did with the mrs and use a bottle of frylight in her place?
2. Take it on a trip to London?
3. Ignore number 2, how silly of me to forget...what happens in London, stays in London So frylight wouldn't find out would they
and finally and my personal fave...
4. Sniff it like you did that massive pizza.
If those ideas don't help, make your own apron.
The frylight product placement hasn’t gone unnoticed by me either......he’s as subtle as a brick ....rooster
I took my photo of my brekkie ready to post a minute ago and laughed frylight was in shot, completely accidentally so had to take another picI didn’t notice but went back and looked
I usually put away the utensils and left over ingredients whilst my food is cooking not position them in the photos ,guess I'm just not a pro at the Instagram thing 
He’s added some of his ‘special’ sauce to his pancakes again. Ben you really need to stay away from your tank wall while making breakfast.
I still can’t get over the shrine to himself
I still can’t get over the shrine to himself
Oh, Ben, you’re bleeping hilarious, what a rooster. 
He thinks he’s some celebrity when in fact he’s duck all. Who has a pissing shrine to themselves. What a bell end!
We know Ben, we know. You seem to think they all want you and it’s ok to chase the ‘birds’ behind your wife’s back.
Why does he cycle in the kitchen? Surely outside will be cooler, not to mention more hygienic.
If he was my fella .....which believe me if he was last man on earth he wouldn’t be and he was flirting with another slimming worlder....... her who calls him bleepin potter , if I found out I’d rip him a new hole and shove that bleepin hydrate m8 bottle straight up there......what a bleeping bellend he truly is.
I never understand why people have conversations via their story. Is it more of a ‘look look I’m popular!’ The potter thing is just too cringe.
duck knows why he doesn’t put bike outside , such a wick, he’d have more space probably be cooler so not sweat like does
and not showering his sweat dregs on all kitchen work surfaces......and don’t get me started on the yogurt on his bleepin face againAbsolutely vile... look at those eyes and that sweat . Unless he's tipped his hydra8 over his head again 
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