Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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So hear me out…. Captain Jason is hot and likeable enough… but anyone else just find him a bit meh and dull without much real personality…. As I say he’s likable enough…. Just a bit meh
 
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So hear me out…. Captain Jason is hot and likeable enough… but anyone else just find him a bit meh and dull without much real personality…. As I say he’s likable enough…. Just a bit meh
100% with you. He’s a very good looking bloke and that’s half his trouble I think, he’s only ever had to make very minimal effort beyond that to do well with people, particularly women, so his personality is just.. bleh
 
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He didn’t need a hair transplant did he? Not saying anyone needs one to be honest, but it didn’t look like his hair was even thinning did it?
 
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Yeah, it seemed to be a combover/forward with fibres and industrial setting spray. You can see from the video it had receded quite far back for his age. I'd love to see the data on how many of these guys that need young transplants have also been diddling around with drugs for the gym....
 
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Eddy is icky with his tash, his bro-love of the Geordie hair-man & his constant smooching-smothering of Jenna.

More Betul is needed this season.
 
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I do like Ben but I’m team Daisy all the way in this argument

at the end of the day , her job is to ensure that the guests are have the five star + experience that they’ve paid for and that the crew are going above and beyond for them . It’s not overstepping for her to be abreast of their preference sheets and question things with the chef - ie, they’d asked specifically for a vanilla cake and Ben had just gone ahead and made chocolate . If I was in her shoes , I’d question it too

I feel like Ben has forgotten what chef work on a charter yacht is all about …. Getting that tip !! Yes of course chefs need creative freedom but if baking some cookies is the difference between a good tip and a tit tip then obviously bake those cookies !!

To be fair to him he does amend and adapt to their preferences when asked but he’s not very proactive about it . Go and have a chat with the guests about their menu , bake those extra sweet treats they’ve mentioned they like on their preference ! He’s just making his job harder by not speaking to them and then having to adapt to last minute requests . If he’d spoken to them about dinner when they first arrived , he’d have known they wanted pasta earlier and it wouldn’t have been such a rush ! At the end of the day he’s employed to serve the guests and their preferences , not just whip up whatever he fancies

And don’t get me started on Mike . He grates on me so much . How has he not been fired yet !! Daisy had to show him how to clean a toilet for gods sake !
 
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Mike is awful. He's a tit stirrer plain and simple. I really hope he gets fired in the next episode.
 
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I thought Ben’s attitude at the HoD meal was awful. So disrespectful and blatantly lying about shooing Daisy away in the galley.
 
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Aesha’s IG story …. Do we think she’s on US Traitors ?? I know they just wrapped filming the UK celeb version 👀
 
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Theyre just starting UK version
Oh I thought that they’d already filmed it . The cast was announced today and she wasn’t on the list

though I know they film them back to back and she said 2-4 weeks . Celebrities are generally quarantined beforehand so it still could track
 
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I doubt she'd be on the UK one, Below Deck isn't big enough to warrant her being part of the cast.
 
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