Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[SkinnerBells]

Betul is a reality show breath of fresh air. Her and V should set their own yacht crew company up for awesome women. Aesha as chief stew.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Far too much focus on relationships this time round. I don’t understand why Gael and Mrs Sandy had to be brought in for the last episode. So unnecessary.

 

[disneys]

I already don’t like Gen . Kaylee and Kat seem really sweet though . That picnic table scape was so good !! And the cake !!

Gen is a trouble maker

 

[givemethenight]

I really don’t like Nathan. He’s a shit bosun.

He’s hot-headed (remember how he used to lose his rag with Max all the time last season?)
He’s petty
Poor leader - does not lead by example or encourage his team
Seems to just shout at people instead of teaching/leading them
Holds grudges
Let’s personal shit get in the way of his work all the time

And no-one gives a shit about his relationship with “perfect” Gael and the baby

 

[KerGlr5]

Yeah this is such an awful series, glad the villa part is over with. Can’t believe they’re still persisting with the Instagram style photos every time someone is getting interviewed, we’re aware who they are by now!

 

[Restless Native]

Harry’s ig has photos lying in bed next to a set of nice legs could be Bri? They’re playing it cool with the fans obvs

I went right off Bri towards the end. So I ain't shipping them

 

[Restless Native]

I’m starting to find Jenna more and more irritating. She whines like a child.

Yeah. Mike was a dick. But Jennas whining is very annoying. I don't really like the way shes messing about Eddie either. She cant moan at him for acting the way he is when she was the same with him over Alessia.

 

[DoseofReality]

I want them to film Norma as she gets another text saying they need to find another deckhand/ stew/ chef.

 

[SkinnerBells]

I really like Joy, and I really like the two stews who are not Gen. And both tall Yanks. Good show so far. Awful jerk of a guest!

 

[SkinnerBells]

Run for the hills, V! She’s way too good for him.

 

[Offish]

He'd probably say 'suck it up cream puff!'

‘Here’s your plane ticket home’ accompanied with a dramatic physical handing over of said ticket

 

[Offish]

João has had a great character arc! He started off as a complete tool, and now he's the golden boy.

I always thought he was hot but now he’s nice and good at his job and generally seems like a good guy too? How unreasonably attractive

 

[whatisawhat]

This is one of the most boring crews. There’s zero sparkle about them.
The patter is dire, & the ‘dad dancing’ 🥱
Even Jason, Daisy & Joao seem subdued.
Bens a broken man right now & I don’t blame him.
I think it’s bullshit that Alesia spits the dummy after one charter, gives Jason an ultimatum & moves to interior to then have a stew with even less experience go in to the galley… & its Ellie although at least she might bring some entertainment.
Alesia won’t learn anything from this. Whatever she wants she gets it seems & if things are hard she doesn’t do it

 

[jackssack]

Hes been dying to get in Kizzys pants

He doesn't have to try hard, she's letting anyone and everyone have a go.

 

[BoPeeps78]

I haven't finished watching this weeks episode yet, but my god Lara-give it up already about the crew mess! Just freaking clean it! You're a stew too. Help out for once! All she has done is boss everyone around. And honestly, I loved that Jason didn't even bat an eye when she was bitching about the crew mess to him. LOL

 

[CaptainHolt]

That was the most boring episode ever.

That stupid stew pretending to be a lesbian to ensure she gets maximum screen time. Urgh.

Frasier doesn't seem to be managing his team very well either.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Whoever mentioned Aesha looking different - this is her when she first appeared on the show

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I’d say the only difference in the way she looks now however many years later is that she’s even slimmer, but that’s really it?

 

[KerGlr5]

Having Sol on as a reality TV star is spoiling it, she’s creating a “love triangle” to ensure maximum camera time.

 

[boatofbubbles]

Nobody so far for me has out done aesha, she's just so loveable and relatable. She don't seem to carry this air of "I'm queen mean girl" like a lot of the cheif main stew.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I googled, first officer is higher then chef.

Ben has such a victim mentality. If he was like this with his fiancée no wonder she left him (cant remember why their wedding was called off) zero care for what any of his colleagues have done, imagine him prepping a meal for guests and then crew decided to eat it. He'd be fuming he would need to redo it, he is mid 40s and chucking a tantrum. He is only inflating Ellie's ego cause she will side with him blindly by doing so.