Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[JuneJuneHannah]

Omg Gen, is this actually real?

 

[Maid22]

I saw on Instagram and it could obviously be rubbish but Lara was getting a bit frisky with her previous captain which would make sense why she thinks she's all that.

That actually wouldn't surprise me!

 

[SC1990]

How much work has Aesha (sp) had?

Has she?

 

[Restless Native]

The deck crew are almost entirely incompetent, and there’s something scary about how easily Christian recalled that story of him knocking a guy out as if it’s not a big deal.

That was weird. Why didn't he get done for assault for that?. Assuming he didn't

 

[jenmarks]

I don't get how Ben gets these younger ladies?!

 

[Restless Native]

About time Solene got pulled up

 

[Lurkernomore]

I didn't know there was an Australian version. According to Wikipedia another is coming out this year, and it's filmed in nzl

 

[Maid22]

I met Captain Jason yesterday. I may never get over it

Lol, you need to tell us more than that!

 

[Offish]

Re sunny and Ben, I’d be incredibly surprised if they lasted. He’s so… ugh. And clearly just had her as his fallback, which is depressing that she’d settle for being second best. She was (is!) so out of his league.

 

[Restless Native]

Said guests face was also tripping him during the Barcelona trip

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

This stew with the stumpy arms is making me cringe. Bragging about having 3 sti, cheating on her bf and basically being a slag isn't a flex

I'd be horrified if I got one!!!

 

[Ravenstown]

Mike's hair is sprayed into the shape of a bicycle helmet.

It's like Jack's Creation.

 

[Lmkgirl]

In the "this season" snapshot they dangled a police/helicopter/scary drama situation. Has that happened yet? That's the only thing I was slightly aggrieved about missing having cancelled my Hayu.

I cant believe i resubscribed

Is that basketball wives any good?

There's a new season soon with Sandy ya?

ETA I meant to ask that question about Basketball Wives on the reality thread..sorry 🫣🫣🫣

 

[cowtastrophe]

Didn’t Gael have a baby or am I getting confused?

 

[Offish]

Behind the times a bit but HOW is Camille in s10 surprised that she’s being fired? She was rude, stroppy, lazy and warned about it like a million times.

Was that the season with Fraser being completely useless and ineffectual (what else is new?!) and Alissa being a dick left right and centre? Camille was such a lazy bugger, definitely thought she could coast by with a pretty smile and people would just somehow overlook her snark… even if it was sometimes warranted!

 

[cowtastrophe]

Jesus Christ, Gary is disgusting.

 

[jackssack]

Looks good!
I never get bored of watching captain Jason.

 

[hashtagtea]

Apparently, although he was pictured with Lauren Dunn, they're not actually dating.

I would LOVE this to be true but I’m not going to believe it until they’re insta official as I’m pretty sure it was just gossip

 

[Restless Native]

I really don’t understand why Aesha is on med again, she’s so much better on down under with Captain Jason

I heard she was done with doing Below Deck but they paid her alot of money to come back. I wish they'd just cancel the med

 

[Louanne]

Has she?

I can't say I think she's had anything done?