Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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That was absolutely feral behaviour. I don’t even like Nathan and I’m outraged on his behalf. Imagine being that shameless - doing that to your boss is bad enough but also on camera?!
 
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Kat should be a returning cast member. What a sweetheart!
Joy is inspiring.
Luke jizzing on Nathan’s sheets & not changing them is diabolical. I was mad watching!
Any crew member would be disrespectful but your Bosun?
This is turning out to be a decent season. Each crew member seems to have a personality (not necessarily a desirable one) & no one just creating drama for maximum screen time.
Wish they would stop trying to push Nathan & Gael on us like they’re the first people to have a baby 🫠
Cooper is the cutest!
 
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I would feel so violated if I were Nathan and found out that I'd been unknowingly sleeping in my colleague's rum :sick:

Chef Joy is possibly the best chef of the franchise?

This feels like such a horny season.
 
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She has proper crazy eyes. I’m sure production edited to emphasise the crazy but they haven’t edited her eyes. 😂
Agree, her eyes are craxy and not to be an mole but she’s not attractive and she’s clearly desperate. A terrible yet entertaining combo.
 
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And Cooper calling her a psycho after leading her on what a fkn douche. She’s clearly not very emotionally mature but either is he - not emotionally or intellectually! Calling women crazy when you’re having sex with them then not communicating directly breaks my brain.
 
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He’s 35!!! 35! I’m not defending Gen but she’s 23 and has the emotional maturity of a dead fish, but she’s soooo young compared to him. I’m disappointed yet again in another disappointing choice made by another disappointing man.
 
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He’s 35!!! 35! I’m not defending Gen but she’s 23 and has the emotional maturity of a dead fish, but she’s soooo young compared to him. I’m disappointed yet again in another disappointing choice made by another disappointing man.
I knew he was older, didn't realise that much older. He should know better. Typical man thinking with the wrong head
 
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Agree, her eyes are craxy and not to be an mole but she’s not attractive and she’s clearly desperate. A terrible yet entertaining combo.
I get real second hand embarrassment watching her. There she was batting her eyes at him while behind her back he's calling her a psycho.
 
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Kizzi got married. That man is absolutely mad. Dumped him so that she could bag around on a reality show and took her back. Yikes.
 
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He’s 35!!! 35! I’m not defending Gen but she’s 23 and has the emotional maturity of a dead fish, but she’s soooo young compared to him. I’m disappointed yet again in another disappointing choice made by another disappointing man.
I have a lot of sympathy for Gen. Yes her edit makes her annoying or maybe she is but in her eyes Luke has given her all the signs he is into her and she is just excited by it.

Luke kicking her off the bed to save her for a morning quickie was degrading. She should have just walked out post sex.

Luke is the new Joe Bradley. I hope the chef can resist and not play into it.
 
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Luke is absolutely awful, it's not okay to have sex with someone just to immediately start slagging them off. Gen is A LOT, but she is very young and he is much older. I think Gen is likely very insecure and sees sex as validation, which is why she comes across as a 'pick me'.
 
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