Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Maid22]

I'm sure we all remember him but I've just read this

TV star has mansion raided in rape and human trafficking probe

Officers were seen at the Drewitt-Barlow Stadium, home to Maldon and Tiptree FC, in Essex last night.

metro.co.uk

 

[SC1990]

Ben is coming across as a right knob already. I lived him in the previous seasons but it seems like fame has gone to his head!

 

[jackssack]

He’s been at Southampton boat show. I got hugs from him today he’s SO lovely, remembered what he’d spoken to me about yesterday and continued the conversation today. Genuinely a nice guy, interested in everyone he meets. Utterly gorgeous in the flesh.

What does he smell like?
I just imagine he smells lush.

 

[Isthatso?]

Ahh! I just had a look at her Insta… another person who believes her face tuned images are what the world sees! Catfishing herself?

 

[Lurkernomore]

I doubt she'd be on the UK one, Below Deck isn't big enough to warrant her being part of the cast.

It'll be USA surely, Kate has been on it so it would make sense.

 

[Mishella]

Those guests are vile. Poor Josh

Aren’t they and I feel sorry for Josh

 

[cowtastrophe]

V: My boyfriend drowned last year. Hahahahaha!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Quickly ran to make sure it was awesome Lauren and not the most recent seasons Lauren panic over!

 

[givemethenight]

Just watched the latest episode - what an absolute mess! That woman who shagged Kyle has surely got to be a plant? There’s no way they’d show her face so clearly if they were doing that unless she was in on it, surely?!

Either way - absolutely vile behaviour from Kyle. He’s defo in self-destruct mode: it’s quite sad to see really. I know it sounds quite dramatic, but if he doesn’t sort himself out, I can see him dead in a few years.

 

[jenmarks]

Surely this is the first time that the chef has quit before the first charter is even over?!

 

[Offish]

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I everything she tells them in so vague. Like with the clothes in that last episode. She said can you bring them back with you. Then when she realised he was waiting to bring them with the food started screaming down the phone that’s he told him to bring them back straight away when she clearly never fair enough he should have has the thought to ask, so you want them back right away or will I bring them with lunch but still I stand by her communication is terrible

Definitely! And while maybe he should’ve checked but she is the chief stew, this is literally her bread and butter, running after the guests and making sure they have everything they want when they want it. I swear she only said shorts when she asked him to get stuff too, whereas it was actually the bikini too? Anyway. Communication, solid 0.

 

[Offish]

Sailing yacht s2 I think, early on in the season maybe, but I’m quite sure I’ve seen them more than once too.

 

[Maid22]

New Med, looks terrible!!!

 

[Mishella]

Thanks! I didnt want to miss it if it was airing on channel four right now.

Have to say am not enjoying this one at all

 

[Louanne]

Oh. Joe

 

[Blindly Welsh 🏴]

It makes me laugh when they act like they don’t know who’s joining the boat until they board….. as if!

 

[Restless Native]

Does Kizzy have an Only Fans? Shes desperate for air time

 

[Restless Native]

I don't get how Ben gets these younger ladies?!

Maybe they just want to make themselves relevant.? Cos he seems like a complete knob. And alot of the boatmances are just to gain more exposure imo.

He is entertaining though I will give him that

 

[Restless Native]

Kathy and Aesha have the measure of Kizzy. She’s absolutely desperate for male validation, she doesn’t care who from. Also, did anyone else notice the chef massaging Kathy’s feet in the car? I think he seems sweet, not sure why no one seems interested in him at all.

Hes into Kizzy with the magic fanny as well

 

[Demilee124]

Harry was playing things cool / slow with Bri and she pushed him to be more forward and show more affection and then goes off him. Poor Harry