Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[StarbucksBubble]

I really don’t understand why Aesha is on med again, she’s so much better on down under with Captain Jason

 

[SkinnerBells]

I felt a bit sorry for Alesia tbh. At least she showed Jenna the messages, and it must have been really horrible to come across colleagues gossiping like that. She seems a bit naive and young as opposed to nasty. Love that Ellie - who I really don’t like - wants someone who’s not interested. Mike makes me ashamed of my Newcastle heritage. Still fancy Ben despite everything.

 

[Restless Native]

I’m watching below deck on e4 so very behind but did Kyle sleep with the primary in the end

Oh god I hated that series so much

 

[SC1990]

We need more Betül!

 

[Restless Native]

Meds been my least favourite for a while

 

[Maid22]

The fact that Gen was going around telling everyone like it was hilarious points to her immaturity.

Honestly, if they'd just cleaned the sheets, it wouldn't have been a big deal. Even if it had all come out publicly, Nathan seems like the kind of guy who would have laughed at it.

But it's causing 'drama' only storyline so far, 'crusty sheet gate'

 

[raindropsroses]

I was half paying attention when Josh did his creepy clown “I see you” bit to camera, and it genuinely made me shudder.

 

[Lizzieloux]

Mike is driving me insaneeeeeeeee.

Also, loving Joao this season! The crossed legs when he was laying on his front made me die

 

[BeachBaby]

To be fair, he's an older guy who's been around the block. Probably knows his way round in bed. The dollar is a bonus.

I dunno, he looks like a dud root to me. (Aussie here)

 

[givemethenight]

I know this probably isn’t PC, but Kizzy looks like a little person to me.

 

[disneys]

Do we see Alessia giving up sous chef role but staying on the boat as a stew ?

 

[Louanne]

I dunno, he looks like a dud root to me. (Aussie here)

Don't get me wrong, not saying I would, but it would be boring if we all liked the same thing.
I saw on the After Show that they were saying Jenna goes for rich, older men, so it fits.

 

[cowtastrophe]

I‘m watching BD Down Under S2 and

Spoiler: TW for SA

Luke tries to get in Margot’s bunk naked to have sex with her when she’s drunk and is stopped by the production team.

What the actual fuck. I remember something similar happening on Med and the guy was fired immediately. THIS is where guys are rapists and they refuse to acknowledge it. ‘We were both drunk, yr’honour but I believed she consented’.

 

[Restless Native]

Joe is the biggest fucking ick

Hes been dying to get in Kizzys pants

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I'm already not looking forward to next Med season because it will just be Nathan pining for the baby like he's the first guy to become a father.

 

[Louanne]

I have a feeling tzarina might read here as in her WWC interview, she pretty much said this word for word

Not sure she needs to read her to accurately describe the gaslighting from Lara.

 

[bluecow]

God that chef is such a flapper, hopefully it looks like he will leave well I hope that they will let him.
French girl is terrible and needs sacking. Bosun as much use as a chocolate teapot talk about forgetting luggage.
Like Fraser and also rainbow or how she spells it seems good.

 

[boatofbubbles]

Kizzie is the f and go girl and she knows it, she just dresses it up as people love her.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I actually liked the second half of the ep with the rude guests I’m ready to be shocked by those bogans!

They are awful. Should be entertaining.

 

[Louanne]

How has Solene still not been fired? She has to be a production plant.

Fraser has gone from wanting to fire everyone for breathing to not firing anyone no matter how shit.
Awful.
How many episodes left to suffer?