Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Maid22]

He gave strong STRONG wrong’un vibes but this is so much worse than I’d have imagined, than anyone would’ve I’d have thought. Awful.

He was absolutely vile on the show but this pretty shocking.
I wonder if BD will edit out their episodes.

 

[hashtagtea]

Ashley?

Not sure re OF but I’ve just watched that season and she def took advantage of him - he couldn’t remember sleeping with her at all and then she told the whole crew for the rest of the season that they did. It was so gross and would have been a huge deal had the roles been reversed.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Can’t believe no one said anything about that punch Solene imitated. She is absolutely vile. Can’t understand why Jess and Kyle are so bothered about her

And why Barabara keeps using Solene as an excuse not to want to pursue Jess (until maybe now and only after Jess kept asking to kiss her).... Solene doesn't care who she kisses.

 

[Lola UK]

They said they wanted “bar food” on the preference sheet. To be fair they did seem to love it too!

Fair enough, I missed that! I don’t know anything about these housewives but they seem absolutely horrendous

I also wish I started watching when there were a few more episodes out, I hate waiting a week

 

[Offish]

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I’d absolutely hate fuck him

As for going down like the titanic, I long for the days of almost sinkings again. Bring back some genuinely useless greenies rather than all these wannabe celebrities I say!

 

[KerGlr5]

Rainbeau suddenly kissing and declaring love for Solene was so awkward.

 

[BeachBaby]

I feel quite uncomfortable watching this episode, it's like seeing a cattle market of women

Ah it's just The Bachelor on the seas really. They know what they are getting into and I'd doubt any think it will work out. More followers and a few trip.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Really interesting interview with Joao about some of the background to Below Deck recruitment and filming here (apologies for the ridic ad pop-ups when first opening):

The Below Deck star who loves Mallorca

He owns a home deep in the Calvia countryside. "I first came to Palma in 2019 for a course – Efficient Deck Hand with Bluewater - and fell in love with the multicultural vibe"

www.majorcadailybulletin.com

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[Captainmouse]

I have a feeling we’re not done with Gen drama yet. Poster on Reddit saying Luke might have to return because ‘Norma’ can’t find a replacement deckhand. Other Redditor spotted Max from seasons-past in some background scene from a future episode. Just keep Kizzy & Solene away, s’il vous plait.

Solene is lazy and only there for 'tv'

 

[DoseofReality]

 

[MissVanjie]

I couldn’t! I think he’s a swarmy rude prat

AGREED!!!!! Hes so creepy

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I know Tzarina can be a lot but I'd rather have her as a friend than Lara. When Bri was upset but then said I've got to put my emotions to one side and be buoyant for Lara (or words to that effect) that's not a friendship .

Also did anyone else feel the call with Tzarina and her mum was a bit odd? She was visibly upset and her mum was just saying hmm, offering no real comfort. Could be the edit but felt really emotionally disconnected.

 

[BeachBaby]

Whilst I agree Eddie seems a bit odd, what Jenna did was very mean. It's like Barbie turned up and she wanted to prove she was the big dog that all the guys fawned over. Fair play for Eddie sharing that text from her to Ben.

I don't think she should have been demoted though, this was nothing compared to some seasons.

I agree. When she dumped him, he was trying to create space between them and stay away from her. Then she would reel him back in again. I think she wanted him to still be flirting with her, even tho she told him it was over.

 

[Maid22]

Same!!!! She’s so up her own arse

Her dreaming about Jason, really??

 

[rainymorningreading]

It’s obvious that the Bosun gets fired!

Rainbeau said on WWHL that the french chef didn’t know him well as they only met once and then never again or something along those lines.

Not that this is a spoiler we can all see it heading in that direction.

The firing of the bosun storyline is getting old bravo.

I wish they’d bring Eddie back

 

[JodieGreen123]

Can’t stand Nathan or the French dude, but other than that a promising start to the season and a breath of fresh air after the one we’ve just suffered through!

 

[givemethenight]

She’s got new teeth and lip filler. The lip filler would actually look ok if it wasn’t for the teeth as well as it’s quite subtle on its own.

No idea why she got new teeth as her natural ones were lovely! X

 

[cowtastrophe]

I'm watching season 8 of Med at the moment just because.

Natalya is AWFUL. And the bosun who lied about his credentials but somehow still got through selection to the job then was only found out by the port authorities! Someone didn't do their due diligence. I usually like Captain Sandy but she needs to knock some heads together Captain Lee style on this charter.

 

[VeeJayBee]

I think he's creepy.

All that What-am-I-like-I-can't-help-myself, when creeping on whichever lass is nearest.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Why does he neglect to populate his bloody eyebrows though???) they’re so overwaxed