Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[cshellscshellsonthecshore]

Just watched the latest episode. Kyle's drinking is out of control.

I'm on the fence about the tip. I'd be pretty annoyed if I spent that sort of money and only ever left the dock on a tender.

I think they should be grateful they got anything. It didn’t look like they went out of their way to do anything special for them? It was cheffy I felt sorry for- he knew that he had to be perfect for the team to receive anything. Then for the staff to be complaining that they didn’t have enough food…what were deck team doing without the boat moving? Surely they could have given him a hand with the staff food?

 

[Louanne]

All I have to say is ... Kyle is VILE.
Silly Stillie

 

[Restless Native]

Wasn’t Gael deck though?

I thought it looked like her but figured it can’t be as fictional Norma said no deckies available but now she’s suddenly available immediately as a stew?

ETA: googled Norma and she is real. I take the fictional part back!

Fictional Norma made me chuckle there ha.

 

[disneys]

I saw a clip from the next episode and she is AWFUL Drunk, whining, stropping, crying, shouting. I didn’t expect to hate her more than Pickmesia but I actually do. She dropped Eddy, went off and shagged Ben but was still flirting with Eddy, got annoyed when she was called out on it then just whined like a toddler. And her behaviour around Barbie - jesus, could she be any more immature?

Ugh . How pathetic . Come on Jenna , you’re better than this !!

I’m no Barbie fan but Jenna has just embarrassed herself in front of her completely . What a first impression !! If Jenna wanted to have the upper hand , well that has completely gone out of the window . Very silly !

 

[disneys]

Aesha’s IG story …. Do we think she’s on US Traitors ?? I know they just wrapped filming the UK celeb version

 

[I_C bread ppl]

What a horrible bunch of guests!!

The new chef does seem miserable and a flapper, but the guests are so awful.

who takes a black light?!

That Chef is me when my ADHD is peaking and I have 10 things to do at once lol.

However, he is a Chef and he should be trained for this. Duh.

 

[VeeJayBee]

Season 11 of Med starts in UK on 9th June.

 

[Restless Native]

I'm now trying to watch, it really is a crap season and they're all so unlikeable

Even Captain Kerry is a dick

 

[Offish]

I get it Jenna , I’d definitely be tempted by Ben myself probably because aside from Jason he’s probably the only one age appropriate for me these days !!

Joao though … my god man ! You made a right old hash of that didn’t you ! How hard is it to say “you’re a great girl but I think we’d be better as friends” … ! He 100% just wanted that cake

I still hate Mike . What a shit stirring wet wipe

Soooo disappointing re Joao, I really wanted to believe he was a changed man but alas, not changed enough!

 

[Restless Native]

Wow Alesia is awful. I’m not surprised Jenna was pissed off when she came over and took Eddy to dance and then was telling him it wouldn’t work between him and Jenna I was getting annoyed! Not a fan of Ellie but did like her calling Alesia out the next day…even if it was to the wrong thing lol

I felt so uncomfortable watching Ellie get into bed with Joao. It seemed so desperate.

But after all the Eddie drama it looks like she ends up with Ben in the preview!

 

[VeeJayBee]

Is it just me or is the shape of Ben’s head really strange?

He looks like he's melted.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I'm not sure why I keep watching. I'm always wishing each season away.

 

[StarbucksBubble]

I really don’t understand why Aesha is on med again, she’s so much better on down under with Captain Jason

 

[SkinnerBells]

I felt a bit sorry for Alesia tbh. At least she showed Jenna the messages, and it must have been really horrible to come across colleagues gossiping like that. She seems a bit naive and young as opposed to nasty. Love that Ellie - who I really don’t like - wants someone who’s not interested. Mike makes me ashamed of my Newcastle heritage. Still fancy Ben despite everything.

 

[SC1990]

We need more Betül!

 

[Restless Native]

Meds been my least favourite for a while

 

[raindropsroses]

I was half paying attention when Josh did his creepy clown “I see you” bit to camera, and it genuinely made me shudder.

 

[Lizzieloux]

Mike is driving me insaneeeeeeeee.

Also, loving Joao this season! The crossed legs when he was laying on his front made me die

 

[BeachBaby]

To be fair, he's an older guy who's been around the block. Probably knows his way round in bed. The dollar is a bonus.

I dunno, he looks like a dud root to me. (Aussie here)

 

[givemethenight]

I know this probably isn’t PC, but Kizzy looks like a little person to me.