Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[JuneJuneHannah]

The deck crew are almost entirely incompetent, and there’s something scary about how easily Christian recalled that story of him knocking a guy out as if it’s not a big deal.

I knew someone who was killed by a single punch. It makes me sick seeing him brag about it.

 

[Restless Native]

Spoiler

Also Barbara said at the hotel they were all staying at before going home that Jess ended up leaving with Solene

Whoops

 

[Offish]

I agree with nearly all of this, and yes he’s a sleazy bastard but I still am loving Ben and think there are still enough moments of charm coming from him to keep me loving him!

Yea I get it. I do still love him but he’s so much sharper this time, very jaded. Plus the sulking (specifically the tip meeting he was late for!) from a man in his forties just gives me the ick.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Especially after a night off where they’ve all been drinking heavily.

Hangover farts are the worst

 

[Restless Native]

I wonder if Tzarina will return for the next series? I got the impression from one of Harry’s stories he won’t but I could’ve interpreted it wrong.

I also don’t think Aesha will return for med, she seems to have moved on with her life starting a drinks business etc

Its chef Ben from Med and Daisy from Sailing doing the next series

 

[Offish]

Was

Says on all the Bravo marketing bumpf she’s 29

Fuck off she’s at least 7-10 years older than that. People are so weird about women’s ages so I guess I can’t blame her for lying but I’m 32 and there’s not a chance on this earth that woman is younger than me

 

[Django]

We are all analysing the crew but the Real Housewives are pretty trash so far!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I always feel for the deck/stew they always seem to be pulled everywhere. Alisa seemed to get away with the lack of duties she didn't do

 

[Maid22]

Not a bad first episode, liked how they all met up for a drink first and they're all involved in the preference meeting!
Agree about chef, can't see him lasting, looks like trouble between the 2 of the stews, and first charter, the guests from hell, yay bring it!!

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

The New Chef Lawrence ( the born again Christian ) …. Yeah… umm no he ain’t gonna last long.

 

[JodieGreen123]

I love Betul. What an absolute superstar she is.
Eddie is rank, he’s definitely the incel type, jenna is embarrassing and just likes attention, and doesn’t actually like either of her ‘options’, daisy and Joao need to stop pissing about and get it on (GET ON WITH IT DAISY, do it for me ), Elle is, as ever, a fucking headcase and Ben is still the same sleazy bastard but without his happy go lucky moments of charm which redeemed him before. I actually sort of hate most of this crew

I agree with nearly all of this, and yes he’s a sleazy bastard but I still am loving Ben and think there are still enough moments of charm coming from him to keep me loving him!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

A bit is very kind of you. He’s a proper prick, both in a romantic sense in that he says anything he thinks will get him in his current targets pants but also in a friendship sense imo. Obviously Nathan has been a bit of a below par bosun but if it was my ‘best mate’ getting in shit at work because I was dicking around, I’d get my shit together, but he just got the hump that he was being asked to do his actual job rather than fucking about. He’s just out for himself.
And don’t even get me started on his holey as fuck story about his ex who apparently he was so in love with but left in another country rather than making it work and then just dumping because his job didn’t work out… rather than just coming home to her? Fucking idiot.

You could actually see him making up the story as he went along.

 

[KerGlr5]

I see Jeanluc has piped back up on Instagram showing off his woman. Dani and her daughter are better off far away from him!

 

[Louanne]

I really can't make his hair out, is it combed forward? It's a bloody strange style and looks

If you watch the aftershow he gives a full on description of how his style has evolved and how he gets that err ... look!

 

[Restless Native]

They are proper mean girling Rainbeau

 

[Louanne]

The deck crew are a shower of lazy bastards

Absolutely, but you also have to blame Kerry for not being on top of it.
Boat's not moving, Chief Engineer seems to be the one dealing with the breakdown issue and sourcing parts, why wasn't he out and about on the boat making sure the crew were doing everything they could to keep the guests entertained? Jason or Glenn would've been all over them!
It's happened before on SY where the boat couldn't move for days, and Glenn had the deck crew taking the guests out on tender, taking them on shore trips, keeping them occupied and not focussed on the fact they were docked.
It's just poor all round.

 

[Restless Native]

So Gen is coming across like an arsehole

 

[raindropsroses]

His outburst after the attack on Bondi beach put me off him.

That too. Vile, and shows his true colours.

 

[0121doone]

i'm so sorry if this comes across the wrong way but is Mike definitely not gay?? It's not only his hair, but he also seems SO women obsessed, not chilled like the other guys.

 

[Restless Native]

I can’t work out if she’s behaving the way she is because she knows how to make air time on reality tv, or she’s a fucking fruitloop. My gut is saying the latter

Both i think