Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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The memorial to Bon was very moving to watch, Aesha’s words were lovely. I felt terrible for Cathy, that must have been really difficult for her. Joe and Kizzy are gross. Also, I don’t believe in playing Suffering Olympics, but Kizzy going around whining about how hard it was going to be to face the consequences of her own actions was incredibly frustrating. You’re literally on a boat with two crewmates who are deeply grieving. Can’t stand Joe - he doesn’t feel guilty, he feels bad for himself as he’s now the bad guy.
 
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Kizzy was infuriating, loving the drama of it and making it all about her. At least Joe is showing some remorse, despite being a fool.
 
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Kizzy was infuriating, loving the drama of it and making it all about her. At least Joe is showing some remorse, despite being a fool.
Joe's only sorry he has to own up, and he doesn't want to have to face the consequences of that. He's not one bit sorry for what he did.
He hasn't given a tit about V while she has been off the boat. Out of site, out of mind for him.
Kizzi and Joe are actually a good match, because they're both 'any port in a storm' kind of people.
 
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They all complained about poo in the shower but when Kizzi was changing the toilet hadn't been flushed 🤢
 
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They all complained about poo in the shower but when Kizzi was changing the toilet hadn't been flushed 🤢
Having to handle Someone else's tit out of a shower drain is not the same as Someone not flushing the toilet lol

Joe is only crying because he knows hes going to look like an absolute head doing that to V when shes dealing with everything else
 
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Having to handle Someone else's tit out of a shower drain is not the same as Someone not flushing the toilet lol

Joe is only crying because he knows hes going to look like an absolute head doing that to V when shes dealing with everything else
No but it's still gross in a shared space
 
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I think Kizzy is actually just vile. I imagine she's getting trolled a fair amount after all of her behaviour on the show.
 
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I think Kizzy is actually just vile. I imagine she's getting trolled a fair amount after all of her behaviour on the show.
I say it every season, I wish they still had reunions to hold them accountable for....

Also knowing Gael and Nathan since had a kid together, the will they wont they story line is a bit redundant.


Edit to add. I'd love to see Cathy come back as Cheif Stew once Ashea 'retires'
 
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I don't get how Ben gets these younger ladies?!
Maybe they just want to make themselves relevant.? Cos he seems like a complete gob. And alot of the boatmances are just to gain more exposure imo.

He is entertaining though I will give him that
 
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