Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[SkinnerBells]

I cannot bear Ellie but she’s brilliant entertainment. I enjoyed especially this week Mike (and his hair) lurking in the background of almost every scene, weaving his gossip-chops. The fumes from his barnet come through the screen! Fascinating.

 

[CC1801]

To be fair the way she was making that salad was pretty awful It is a super yacht!

 

[Restless Native]

Jizzys mum must be delighted that she told the world that she had alot of men in her life since splitting with her dad lol

 

[Restless Native]

No but it's still gross in a shared space

I always think those small cabins they share must be stinking

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I wish they still did reunions for below deck

 

[Restless Native]

 

[Restless Native]

Shes now engaged to the guy she dumped during filming. He must be cringing at her watching it.

 

[Justherefortittle]

To be fair, he's an older guy who's been around the block. Probably knows his way round in bed. The dollar is a bonus.

I couldn’t! I think he’s a swarmy rude prat

 

[cowtastrophe]

I didn’t used to mind Ben but I’ve just been rewatching an old season and he comes across as a bit of a dick even back then. His vocal fry is really annoying too. Deffo agree that a man in his 40s leching after a girl half his age is creepy.

 

[Louanne]

I think I might have to give up, it's just fucking awful now.
Fraser is shit.
Solene is shit.
Kerry is shit.
The guests are shit.
The editing is shit.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I saw on Instagram and it could obviously be rubbish but Lara was getting a bit frisky with her previous captain which would make sense why she thinks she's all that.

Total hypothesis, but if this was the same boat Tzarina got 'fired' from then that would make so much sense, Lara having the captain's dick ear.

 

[MissJoT]

I saw on Instagram and it could obviously be rubbish but Lara was getting a bit frisky with her previous captain which would make sense why she thinks she's all that.

 

[Django]

The tip from the pornstars was miserly after a 5 day booking

 

[I_C bread ppl]

He’s 35!!! 35! I’m not defending Gen but she’s 23 and has the emotional maturity of a dead fish, but she’s soooo young compared to him. I’m disappointed yet again in another disappointing choice made by another disappointing man.

I have a lot of sympathy for Gen. Yes her edit makes her annoying or maybe she is but in her eyes Luke has given her all the signs he is into her and she is just excited by it.

Luke kicking her off the bed to save her for a morning quickie was degrading. She should have just walked out post sex.

Luke is the new Joe Bradley. I hope the chef can resist and not play into it.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Luke, what a POS.
I actually felt for Gen on how Luke spoke to and used her. He takes Zero accountability for anything he actually does.
I Can’t believe Joe is actually growing on me (so far) this season.

 

[stinkerella]

I was going to ask which season or episode you are watching re Gary but to be fair it could be any of them

 

[Restless Native]

Luke, what a POS.
I actually felt for Gen on how Luke spoke to and used her. He takes Zero accountability for anything he actually does.
I Can’t believe Joe is actually growing on me (so far) this season.

Dunno if its cos Luke is even worse and is making him look better

 

[cowtastrophe]

Ellie losing her shit a second time. I can’t help thinking that another captain would have sacked her for her behaviour.

 

[im_like_an_adult_cat]

I don't like all the close up 'filler' bits in this series! Close ups of the tap / coffee dripping into a cup / whisking eggs in a bowl.. It's all a bit OTT!

 

[jenmarks]

Mike is so stupid and lazy I just CANNOT.