Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Restless Native]

Yeah I bet suggesting Chef Anthony wasn't a production planted idea at all

 

[SkinnerBells]

I cannot bear Ellie but she’s brilliant entertainment. I enjoyed especially this week Mike (and his hair) lurking in the background of almost every scene, weaving his gossip-chops. The fumes from his barnet come through the screen! Fascinating.

 

[CC1801]

To be fair the way she was making that salad was pretty awful It is a super yacht!

 

[Restless Native]

Jizzys mum must be delighted that she told the world that she had alot of men in her life since splitting with her dad lol

 

[Lurkernomore]

Nathan is a prime example that just because you're good at your job, doesn't make you a good leader. He gives no one any direction, he's hot headed and just absent. I get his gf and baby are there, but maybe if you can't hack the lifestyle after having the baby just don't go back to boats? Joy is my absolute fave so far, what a woman!

 

[Restless Native]

No but it's still gross in a shared space

I always think those small cabins they share must be stinking

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I wish they still did reunions for below deck

 

[Restless Native]

 

[Restless Native]

Shes now engaged to the guy she dumped during filming. He must be cringing at her watching it.

 

[Justherefortittle]

To be fair, he's an older guy who's been around the block. Probably knows his way round in bed. The dollar is a bonus.

I couldn’t! I think he’s a swarmy rude prat

 

[cowtastrophe]

I didn’t used to mind Ben but I’ve just been rewatching an old season and he comes across as a bit of a dick even back then. His vocal fry is really annoying too. Deffo agree that a man in his 40s leching after a girl half his age is creepy.

 

[Louanne]

I think I might have to give up, it's just fucking awful now.
Fraser is shit.
Solene is shit.
Kerry is shit.
The guests are shit.
The editing is shit.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Oh my god, this primary might be one of the worst guests ever.

Edit: he just said "ejaculate" in front of Captain Sandy!!!

Agree, he was terrible. And when he was saying, I have this and I have that i am worth x million and "i am reasonably good looking" ( eh no you aren't)
Then boasted how much he was paying his gf à month.

Such a gross man

Edit to add, still not a Gen fan, she is a bit of a pick me

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I saw on Instagram and it could obviously be rubbish but Lara was getting a bit frisky with her previous captain which would make sense why she thinks she's all that.

Total hypothesis, but if this was the same boat Tzarina got 'fired' from then that would make so much sense, Lara having the captain's dick ear.

 

[MissJoT]

I saw on Instagram and it could obviously be rubbish but Lara was getting a bit frisky with her previous captain which would make sense why she thinks she's all that.

 

[Django]

The tip from the pornstars was miserly after a 5 day booking

 

[stinkerella]

I was going to ask which season or episode you are watching re Gary but to be fair it could be any of them

 

[cowtastrophe]

Ellie losing her shit a second time. I can’t help thinking that another captain would have sacked her for her behaviour.

 

[im_like_an_adult_cat]

I don't like all the close up 'filler' bits in this series! Close ups of the tap / coffee dripping into a cup / whisking eggs in a bowl.. It's all a bit OTT!

 

[jenmarks]

Mike is so stupid and lazy I just CANNOT.