Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Maid22]

I love how the dog has their own preference sheet

 

[Offish]

I don’t like Joe at all. He puts on this cheeky scouse chappie thing but I think he’s a bit of a shit really.

A bit is very kind of you. He’s a proper prick, both in a romantic sense in that he says anything he thinks will get him in his current targets pants but also in a friendship sense imo. Obviously Nathan has been a bit of a below par bosun but if it was my ‘best mate’ getting in shit at work because I was dicking around, I’d get my shit together, but he just got the hump that he was being asked to do his actual job rather than fucking about. He’s just out for himself.
And don’t even get me started on his holey as fuck story about his ex who apparently he was so in love with but left in another country rather than making it work and then just dumping because his job didn’t work out… rather than just coming home to her? Fucking idiot.

 

[Django]

I have to say, I liked Alésia las season, but I can see why Ben is getting annoyed with her. She moans a lot about fucking up, but several times Ben has asked for specific things, she's done something different, and then she gets annoyed that he picks her up on it?
He tried to help by giving instruction but despite admitting she's had no training, she still thinks she knows best? Makes no sense.

And these RH guests are fucking vile.

She's a spoilt little brat who runs to her mummy whenever she fucks up. She said that she wanted to go to culinary school after her last season but instead spent her winter skiing!

 

[KerGlr5]

I really liked him till this episode! What a mess. How crazy how within 5 mins they were off to the beach then shagging in the men’s toilets. Absolutely vile especially on the floor

 

[americandirt16]

I cannot believe Alesia gave Jason an ultimatum. Saying how she goes to work for Daisy or she leaves. Girl. Fuck off then. And Jason just bending over?
& Imagine you’re her boyfriend! She should be ashamed of how she’s treating both him and Ed (is that his name?) And Jenna. That text she sent to him was soooo toxic. Mind you his reply was horrid too.

Ben is a cunt as well. Literally makes my skin crawl. Horrible man

Joao and Ellie used to do my head in and they’re actually preferable to all the other regulars this season. Talk about a redemption arc.

 

[disneys]

I’m so glad that Nathan tells Sandy about the gross sheets

at first when Joe told him Nathan was making a joke about it and I thought he’d be weirdly ok with it . I think perhaps if Luke had used that opportunity to apologise things wouldn’t have escalated . But he was smirking and made it worse !

 

[Maid22]

I am a fan of RHOSLC, but my god they did my head in on this, feel sorry for the folks who have no idea who they are!

 

[SkinnerBells]

Eddy now giving me incel vibes. And IMO Jenna shouldn’t have been demoted - so many male crew have done much worse in previous seasons and not faced this level of punishment. A bollocking? Yes. But being publicly stripped of responsibility is really extreme. They were all very, very drunk. Seems a tad sexist.

 

[Offish]

I just don’t think daisy has it in her to really commit properly… personally I think she needs to give up yachting first, but I might be wrong. I hope I’m wrong!

 

[SC1990]

Kathy and Aesha have the measure of Kizzy. She’s absolutely desperate for male validation, she doesn’t care who from. Also, did anyone else notice the chef massaging Kathy’s feet in the car? I think he seems sweet, not sure why no one seems interested in him at all.

He creeps me out, dunno why. Especially when he's dressed as a clown

 

[jenmarks]

Mike's hair is sprayed into the shape of a bicycle helmet.

Yes, it's like a bizarre kind of comb-over?! Surely he doesn't think it looks good...?!

 

[jackssack]

Mike is awful. He's a shit stirrer plain and simple. I really hope he gets fired in the next episode.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Read on Reddit this week about Allesia and Jason perhaps having had an off-boat romance prior to the season - or something with Allessia’s identical twin sister. Either way - yeah, weird chemistry there. What a hilarious shit show this week was!

 

[cowtastrophe]

She just looks like she’s got older and a bit more polished to me. Maybe she’s had some Botox/fillers but many do these days.

 

[KerGlr5]

Kizzy was infuriating, loving the drama of it and making it all about her. At least Joe is showing some remorse, despite being a dick.

 

[Louanne]

8 week old baby and you’re completely isolated in a foreign country with no family around and a dad who only rocks up every 2-3 days for a night … horrendous situation , poor girl . Production should not have made her do that , even if it meant not having Nathan for a season . He’s not even that good TV and I doubt he’ll be back after his racist remarks !

No amount of manipulation from a tv company would make me do that. Unless they handcuffed and dragged her there, she could've said no, she knows the score.
I don't feel sorry for her, she had a choice and made the wrong one.

 

[Restless Native]

Solene is there by production to create drama. Ex love islander who hasn’t worked in yachting before and doing a useless job. It’s really putting me off below deck.

Its so much better when it's proper yachties. The problem is now the genuine yachties that end up on it for a few seasons end up all about the fame and influencing.

 

[Louanne]

Only just catching up on last weeks BD, im glad to see Joe back im a scouser so i think thats why i like him and find him funny

I think he's creepy.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Eddy now giving me incel vibes. And IMO Jenna shouldn’t have been demoted - so many male crew have done much worse in previous seasons and not faced this level of punishment. A bollocking? Yes. But being publicly stripped of responsibility is really extreme. They were all very, very drunk. Seems a tad sexist.

Same. That podcase he was listening to sounded Manosphere based.

 

[cowtastrophe]

That was absolutely feral behaviour. I don’t even like Nathan and I’m outraged on his behalf. Imagine being that shameless - doing that to your boss is bad enough but also on camera?!

And not even having the decency to wash the sheets. Disgusting.