Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[JuneJuneHannah]

I dont even think they are still together

Yeah which makes it worse that we have to suffer it while knowing they aren’t even a couple.

 

[Restless Native]

Sous chef seems a bit sensitive - you need a thick skin in the kitchen (galley)!

Shes not a real sous chef though. Seems a bit unfair to pair her with Ben who is a knob. Theyve done it to create drama

 

[KerGlr5]

It all just feels so “off” so far. Feels like it’s way too fake now.

 

[Django]

What was this about?

Apologies, my mistake.
Ciao, Caio

 

[Restless Native]

This episode was set in a villa and people pulling people for chats. Bring back proper Below Deck!

Messing too much with the format this series. Hope they dont try it with Down Under

 

[Maid22]

I felt bad for Ben. Ellie’s got a terrible temper & she’s a bully. And that boy and his bothersome hair - Mike is so annoying!

I really can't make his hair out, is it combed forward? It's a bloody strange style and looks

 

[DoseofReality]

And his girlfriend and mother of his child is mixed race.

 

[givemethenight]

I can’t STAND Alesia. Spoilt, lazy, entitled little rich girl. She absolutely hates not having every guy fancy her. Jenna is worth 10 of her.

(But what the hell are they thinking re Eddy?! He gives off major “annoying little brother” vibes. Not sexy at all! Then again, pickings are very slim this year).

 

[DoseofReality]

Those romper suit uniforms the stews had are awful.

 

[jackssack]

He's always given me the creeps. Didn't he get with his daughters ex as well?

 

[Django]

Just watched, so Alesia couldn't cope with Ben's (nothing to do with she was shite at everything she done, wants to be a chef, couldn't even make muffins!) attitude, he apologized, she went crying to Jason who knows her as a friend, so he gave her into her. Am sure other captains wouldn't have done that, she should have tried another charter, she's spoilt and selfish!!!

I'd like to see Captain Lee's reaction to that sort of stunt

 

[Louanne]

Kizzi is the kind of girl I would actively cut out of my life.
What an absolute trash bag. Girl has serious self-esteem issues.

 

[Offish]

I love Aesha and Nathan calling that vile pair out on their BS. V has so much more class.

I’d gone right off Nathan, he can be a twat imo, but he is clawing it back with that sort of behaviour. More men need to call this sort of shit out.

 

[Restless Native]

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Keep the wannabe zlebs and influencers off below deck please

 

[CaptainHolt]

I'm cancelling my hayu subscription. I'm not paying to watch Below Deck does Love Island.

I can't stand Solene or Fraser. It's not entertaining to watch.

 

[whatisawhat]

We don’t need a ‘continued next season’ with Gael and Nathan… they are both boring as bat shit

 

[Lurkernomore]

Whilst I agree Eddie seems a bit odd, what Jenna did was very mean. It's like Barbie turned up and she wanted to prove she was the big dog that all the guys fawned over. Fair play for Eddie sharing that text from her to Ben.

I don't think she should have been demoted though, this was nothing compared to some seasons.

 

[neptune73]

No i think he has. He looks like someone from Geordie Shore

He was on the first season of Dating Naked UK, so even worse than Geordie Shore

 

[Maid22]

I'd like to see Captain Lee's reaction to that sort of stunt

He'd probably say 'suck it up cream puff!'

 

[cowtastrophe]

I didn't enjoy this season of BDDU as much either. It felt like nothing much happened and the ending was weirdly rushed. Increasingly, it feels like the crew are just a bunch of OnlyFans models or influencers recruited for drama.