Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[I_C bread ppl]

Luke was text book gaslighting Gen!

 

[cowtastrophe]

She just looks like she’s got older and a bit more polished to me. Maybe she’s had some Botox/fillers but many do these days.

 

[KerGlr5]

Kizzy was infuriating, loving the drama of it and making it all about her. At least Joe is showing some remorse, despite being a dick.

 

[Restless Native]

Solene is there by production to create drama. Ex love islander who hasn’t worked in yachting before and doing a useless job. It’s really putting me off below deck.

Its so much better when it's proper yachties. The problem is now the genuine yachties that end up on it for a few seasons end up all about the fame and influencing.

 

[Louanne]

Only just catching up on last weeks BD, im glad to see Joe back im a scouser so i think thats why i like him and find him funny

I think he's creepy.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Eddy now giving me incel vibes. And IMO Jenna shouldn’t have been demoted - so many male crew have done much worse in previous seasons and not faced this level of punishment. A bollocking? Yes. But being publicly stripped of responsibility is really extreme. They were all very, very drunk. Seems a tad sexist.

Same. That podcase he was listening to sounded Manosphere based.

 

[cowtastrophe]

That was absolutely feral behaviour. I don’t even like Nathan and I’m outraged on his behalf. Imagine being that shameless - doing that to your boss is bad enough but also on camera?!

And not even having the decency to wash the sheets. Disgusting.

 

[cshellscshellsonthecshore]

I am a fan of RHOSLC, but my god they did my head in on this, feel sorry for the folks who have no idea who they are!

I love slc, but they really let themselves down on that boat. I’m really looking to the episodes without them now

 

[jenmarks]

Yeah my eyes rolled so hard seeing her stepping on deck. She's so inexplicably annoying, I can't even

 

[cowtastrophe]

I love Aesha too! When I first saw her, I thought her voice was going to really annoy me but somehow it doesn’t. I’m working my way through BD Down Under at the moment and she’s hilarious.

 

[BeachBaby]

Luke and Gen should both be gone, there's no excuse. Yes it's the boys room, but she was in there and could've stripped the sheets and taken them off to laundry with her shitty attitude.
She also kept it from Nathan, so they're both as guilty as each other.

Yes! They both caused it and left it, both should be penalised.

 

[Lurkernomore]

Joe is as slimy as his outdated gel backed hair

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

Alesia is the absolute worst.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Joe Kizzi

Spoiler: Specific to this episode

joe tells french man that the vibes with him and V wasnt there and that is why you date people, BS he told V a few daya prior he never felt like that about anyone blah blah ill take her home to meet my mum blah blah....anything to make yourself feel better Joe, nathan said in his confestionals that this could be the end of their friendship, which we know is true, but had the gall to tell Nathan that cause Gael is on a surfing trip with her guy friends she will cheat on him, not everyone is you Joe

Poor V she just seems so down since she has got back on the boat.

 

[Louanne]

I googled, first officer is higher then chef.

Ben has such a victim mentality. If he was like this with his fiancée no wonder she left him (cant remember why their wedding was called off) zero care for what any of his colleagues have done, imagine him prepping a meal for guests and then crew decided to eat it. He'd be fuming he would need to redo it, he is mid 40s and chucking a tantrum. He is only inflating Ellie's ego cause she will side with him blindly by doing so.

If Jason lets him get away with this considering he demoted Jenna for a personal situation, he's totally inept.

I think his wedding was called off because he found out she was sleeping with one of his friends?

ETA: Yes, he gave an interview where he confirmed he had found out she'd been sleeping with one his mates for long time.

 

[Restless Native]

Will they ever give Aesha stews that arent complete crackpots

 

[Ticktickmeh]

This week's co-primary:
"He was kind, he was handsome ..."
No boo, he was RICH. Own it.

Also, Ellie is back. I know Ben is sometimes inappropriate, but I fail to see what he did to make her kick off this time. Totally unnecessary.

The way I laughed when Ellie stormed off to the captain.

I know she hated the pet names ben kept calling her and I get she snapped at that but she never told him prior not to. And I don't fully get what he did to tip her over the edge in that moment.

 

[KerGlr5]

The RH felt so jarring. So much drama and shouting it’s embarrassing.

 

[CaptainHolt]

Ellie on Med was the start of the Influencer rot. I don't want to watch if the crew are only interested in fame.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Never watched the RHs and this has reaffirmed my life choices there. What a bunch of absolute twats.