Being_Robbo #3

[Thechubbymoaner]

3 kids to 2 women... so far
She has 2 kids to 2 men... so far

They won’t last. There will be more. And our taxes will be supporting them

My sister has 3 kids, 3 men. The state doesn't pay a penny towards them. Actually sorry they did for a small amount of time when she had chemo and couldn't work. Are you going to judge that

 

[Cookiemonster83]

You can see it now....chicken man propped up by the all you can eat buffet and yobbo eye fucking any and all males thinking her moon face is irresistible whilst drinking cocktails....masey will be passed between whichever is the most sober. Greeeeat holiday!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

You went there, didn't you

Maybe it's an insurance picture, ain't nobody stealing her man*

*not even if paid

They'd only want him for his Spoons discount, same as Yobbo

I bet he smells like sausage rolls, chip fat and public toilets

 

[JSquared]

I appear to have vomited in large quantities at the sight of Rob in his vest and pants. He’s starting to look a bit Peter Griffin. Jesus Christ yobbo, just because you have to look at it doesn’t mean you need to force it onto innocent people.

Dunno how she lets that beast hump away at her

 

[Fineapple]

NO. Her and Rob are just white trash. Who needs that much asparagus and four Valentine’s Day steaks? They’re just greedy wankers.

 

[Loving the gossip]

I hate the saying blended family.

 

[Fineapple]

Rob is definitely a yellow sticker item because who’s buying that

 

[Bellatrix1712]

Probably wear a vest on their wedding day

 

[RedHotMoon]

Meat tent

 

[Kayelz54]

They also have 20% off sale wear at ASOS at the moment so the set was £4.88 THIS is why she got it.. #yellowstickerundies

 

[Fineapple]

Did she really really really need to post chicken man’s trotter in her bra? SHE IS SO WEIRD.

 

[skintsocks]

He's the sort of "larger" male who's walking to the local shop through the snow to buy bread, wearing flip flops, swim shorts and a vest. Complete with a grease stain from Sunday lunch.

 

[ChubClubThug]

He’s like the male version of her - except a bit shorter and wider

Inbred AF the pair of them. Like a couple of rednecks at their first cousins wedding marrying their cousin

 

[ShondyLife]

Its so funny when influencers pull the 'you are all jealous' card......ok Yobbo hun, I am currently looking for a sweaty slob type to complete my unfulfilled life

 

[Fineapple]

He’s a fat slob. She’s white trash. Not sorry. This is tattle. Love the honour amongst thieves

 

[skintsocks]

Date night is going well for the twins then. Apart from where he has his hand which is screaming "this is my property" to me, he's laying there sweating in a horrible old man's vest and has gone to sleep. Literally nothing to be envious of.

 

[Opalfruit8]

Isn’t he such a catch though?
Misshapen vest, unkempt hair. He looks smelly. Bet he doesn’t wash his balls.

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

I feel like I can smell his BO through my phone

 

[Opalfruit8]

A large man in a vest with wild hair tamed only by a child’s accessory. FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE, LADIES.

I’m gonna stand 12 feet away with a barge pole that doesn’t quite touch him. He looks like a clammy person. And I imagine him snorting a lot - like sucking back snot? Yeah.

 

[HereForLOLS]

I don’t have any mummy friends who were ready to crack on and have an affair after having a baby.......most didn’t get enough time to wash their hair or get enough sleep