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omg I’m sorry I copied the one I thought had the most and must have missed yours, I’ve never made a post before so I owe you xMy thread suggestion had 64 likes
I’m going to go and sulk now, if you want me I’ll be in the shed!
Just kidding btw
Omg this has made my fucking day!! Although hilarious it’s 100% trueIt’s the worst thought out shed ever!
Day 1: Jaysunn announces that he can’t bear being in the same room as her for more than half an hour at a time so wants her to go and watch tv in another room. Beggy sees this as a chance to spend money so she suggests an extension. Jaysunn finally put his foot down and tells her that the credit cards/Argos card/loans are all near to their limit so they can’t afford it.
Day 2: Beggy suggests a comprise - a “Cedar Room”. Jaysunn thinks this is some sort of tree house so agrees. Quick as a flash, Beggy arranges a date for the ’builder men’ to start work without thinking about the layout of the room, measurements for windows or wall space for the TV. As she didn’t get what she wanted, Beggy orders the “Bio-Fold” doors she has always wanted, albeit ones that wont ever be used, due to the fact the garden is a wind tunnel and only look out onto her garden table and fence.
Day 3: Beggy unplugs(!) the main light, clears all the shit out of the conservatory and rips down the ceiling blinds (?). After reading on here what a waste and how she could have given them to charity, she announces later on that she is giving them to her mum (who incidentally lives in a mobile home, not in a house with a conservatory that she could fit ceiling blinds onto).
Day 4: After a piss up swingers night turns nasty (because neither Shelley or Jaysunn wanted to go near lice infected Beggy), the kitchen window gets broken, so Beggy decides it would be a good idea to remove the whole thing.
Day 5: The builder men turn up to start work. Once they realise they are going to be watched and have boomerangs taken of them all day, they realise they need to call in everyone they can to get the work done as quickly as possible. The plasterer was busy but they manage to get hold of the local baker to give them a hand.
Day 7: Work is more or less finished, except for the baker advising that the plastered walls need to be left for a few days to properly dry before being painted.
Day 8: Beggy paints the walls.
Day 9: Beggy starts filling the shed with assorted shite, much the same as the regular garden sheds; mismatched furniture that nobody likes any more, cushions, ornaments and trinkets that have gone out of style. The difference here of course is that most people would store them in the shed before taking them to charity shops and/or the tip.
Day 10: Beggy realises that because of the “Bio Fold” doors she insisted on, she can only have the tv in one place - on the wall that she is going to wallpaper in brick (?!?). This means that instead on enjoying the stunning view of her garden table and chairs, she will have her back to it. Thank God she has a super uncomfortable undisclosed gifted chair to sit in, otherwise her neck would not only be scratchy, it would constantly be cricked too.
And there we have it. I bet Jaysunn wishes he kept his mouth shut now, and instead just went out on his “bike rides” more often.......
Wow that really is a shite haircut“Can I speak to the manager please as I keep touching things with my nails to make noises”
Don’t be sorryomg I’m sorry I copied the one I thought had the most and must have missed yours, I’ve never made a post before so I owe you x
Pay £60 and gain ££££ who knows how muchSo basically she hasn’t been using the gousto boxes properlybecause that’s a lot of left over stuff and wraps left from them what’s the point in her getting them when she’s not actually trying the stuff ?!
Is she lisping? I wondered if she had Invisalign in?Can’t stand the way she emphasises her S
Blindssssssssss
Basketssssssssss
Sweetsssssssssss
Just came to say the same. They actually look awful the don’t even look level with each otherWhy is she keeping the blinds when she didn’t even like them?
oh yeah cos beggy can’t wait for anything, even if it means it will make the shed nicer
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