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It gets better as they get older I promise. For instance, today my potty training toddler decided to jump off the little ladybird toilet seat I got him, looked me dead in the eye and pissed straight on the floor
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The meat claws at her sides. The Warburtons white pitta tits shooting off into different postcodes. The haircut that looks like it was done by those scissors that cut in a zig zag pattern. The tennis ball cheeks slowly swallowing up her yelloum eyes. Her disgusting swollen hooves crammed into the white, straining Bison steppers. And the piece de resistance, the pink striped long sleeved Yours cloving bin bag. Incredible.
My baby bison is also getting on my tits literally and figuratively. 3 weeks was a v tough time, as well. She's 6 weeks now and chooses violence everyday and has eaten like Bison Beck Beck herself. This creche needs to happen, @LadyMarmalade I'll pay them 50p an hour x
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