Beckijones4 #96 I live at home, I'm 50 stone, I'm made of grease and n on my niece

[Sertraline Queen]

TBF to our Caff, I’d have a raging habit too if that bison was my daughter

 

[Wizzywoo2]

A few years ago I was in hospital and the lady in the bed opposite me was 31 stone and a taxi driver, thay took her licence away as she was to fat/unsafe to drive I wonder if this will eventually happen to the Bison.

 

[goldie341]

I love how 50% of us think she’s permanently got the shits because of her diet and then the other half think she’s massively constipated

 

[LuckyCharm]

Ian looks terrified in the bogtrotter video!
poor guy, just leave him alone in peace and make him a cuppa if he wants one, not parade him around on the internet for your own cake induced fetishes.
fucking fat cunt enrages me

 

[Babybail93]

I'm going for the constipated side There is noway she'd be eating out like she does if she has fatty food induced IBS surely 🫣

I’m on the trots side. I reckon she shits like a fox. Absolutely stinking, black and sticky. Has to give it a courtesy flush half way through because of the sheer volume.

I just know she is one of those dirty cunts that sits too far back on the seat and pebble dashes the back

 

[Babybail93]

What treatment does Crackbun require?

Don’t quote me, but I’m guessing Methadone

 

[kayefeluu20]

Strong independent woman lol next joke

Strong = can't walk up a hill
Independent = takes ESC (Emotional Support Cath) everywhere
Woman = allegedly

 

[gigi_93]

Her stunted emotional growth is absolutely crazy. There is absolutely nothing adult like about her. It’s giving Michael Jackson but at least he could put a shift in

 

[whisperchat]

Do you reckon when she goes to bed her parents sit there and absolutely rip her to shit

 

[GBPackersFan91]

Surely a day at sports day requires a rather large packed lunch for them both? Similar to the one she has for her sundays. And the reinforced chair parked right at the front so she gets the best view.

 

[gigi_93]

I mean I wouldn’t be arsed reporting her but she’s deffo a hazard in the scranmobile seeing she doesn’t even fit in the seat, her eyes don’t open all the way from the fat pushing them closed and I have NO idea how she turns to check her blind spot etc

 

[goldie341]

I’ve definitely missed this but anyone know what Paigey is doing next now she’s finished school? Just wondering if her ambition is to do a 10 year foundation degree and live at home for life like her inspiring auntie Beck Beck

She’s going to dance college so already way ahead of Auntie Nonce Nonce imo
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Why is she proud of her niece? Its all very strange. My son had his last exam last week he had nothing like this but then he was in the naughty unit i never posted being proud then again my life doesn't involve around likes on social media. I'm just a tattle troll

How many nuggets can he eat though

 

[Ashaleee]

Fucking fuming there was only one cheps wasnt she? On the verge on a panic attack of the thought of paige having them and not her. Perfectly healthy relationship with food thoum guys

 

[anon123098]

The gap between her middle teeth seems to be getting bigger or have I never noticed it before?

Maybe her teefs have lost weight

 

[goldie341]

I fink my toddler is more independent than her

 

[hol20x]

That hoodie with Rickets on it is terrifying.

 

[sandytoes]

Paige giving all the angles we needed when in charge of the filming she's necki's biggest troll

 

[Ktb]

The big mess really doesn’t help herself saying she’s soum excited to see Paige in her school uniform
Leave her alone you sack of spuds

 

[Sorrybutno]

‘Couldn’t justify the price’ proceeds to spend £33 on a chocolate cake and £9 on a few cornet to come ends… make it make sense you fag piece of lard

 

[pearlpotatoxo]