Beckijones4 #95 Mum don’t come in I’m doin a video crying about Dead Dog

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I want to know how many cameos she's done as they named her 'talent of the week'. Surely it's all just people winding up their friends? We got one from the living Chuckle brother for our friend (yes I'm old) because we joked when we were little he looked like one. He found it funny, he wasn't his idol or anything.
 
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She would never be invited to something like that and she’d never do anything like that anyway unless emotional support Cath comes along to hold her hand trotter
Yeah didnt think so, i just cant imagine what she wants with a passport, her photo would have to be taken via satalite to fit her mega bonce in
 
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'Leave your recommendations for dance workouts in the comments'. How about stop doing them meathead cos they're knocking me bald. 'What has everyone else got for tea tonight? Let me know in the comments'. I've got a lovely salmon fillet with noddles and veg and I'm eating it off a plate at a table like a human and not a bleeping feral sow. And by God hearing her say 'dish out' 'tuck in' and 'tasty' makes me homicidal. Or bisoncidal.
 
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Creds to careless-parsley8673 and CamKi79 on reddit but Jesus H Christ 😳

April to now. Maybe the tshirt has shrunk, maybe it was just a bad angle. Maybe. Maybe not.

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“My legs have gotten thinner” the fat needs studying for the statistics of net migration then cos it’s just moved to her neck n belly
 
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She is absolutely adamant she’s shifting weight from a dance workout and a walk each week.
duck me, Rebecca. Open your eyes (metaphorically speaking, we know they’re clamped shut by fat)
You’ve lost absolutely nothing hun x
 
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That chicken looks like its been cooked in a crematorium 💀 absolute choking hazzard
 
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She is absolutely adamant she’s shifting weight from a dance workout and a walk each week.
duck me, Rebecca. Open your eyes (metaphorically speaking, we know they’re clamped shut by fat)
You’ve lost absolutely nothing hun x
She’s lost her dignity x
Although what remained of that she lost a long time ago
 
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You know what I can’t fathom is how early they eat their evening meal?! I’ve said it before but duck me… I’m only just getting hungry after a late lunch (2pm) at work?! We know they have 3 meals too. Wild.
 
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I scranned a Dominos last night because I’d lost the will to live, and the bleu cheese dep is incredible, shits all over that nasty garlic one she’s obsessed with. Why’s she got no taste in anything
 
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Can someone explain the serving “fakeaway” in the foil containers thing please?
 
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Whys she taken that dry arse chicken into her garden for a picture ffs!

Just let your dad eat you beast
 
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Can someone explain the serving “fakeaway” in the foil containers thing please?
It’s a thing amongst fatties to put their takeaway substitutes into foil containers to act like they’ve got a real takeaway. Deffo started as a slimming world thing
 
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