The next post they shared of me would be a missing persons cos duck. THAT.Imagine youve just turned 18 & your mum makes you goum to your oversized toddler aunts house so she can doum youm a tea party
BeckiJones4 #85 Becki’s polluting the port with her breath, Ricket’s getting even closer to death
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I said it before but it’s when delicate ladies cut bits off the items so not to seem greedy ( sometimes can’t be helped if there’s eight of you and a box of six cupcakes or something) so it ends up with like a bit of strawberry icing and a quarter of a squished caramel one and a chocolate one that’s had someone’s finger in and no one’s taking in the boxFood sharing in a work environment is not the one is it haha
Becki Jones, 31; can’t keep her cake hole closed
If you told Becki to her face she had a cake hole, she'd get excited, shout "you can do it Bruce" and try to eat herself.
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Oh god that defo warrants ptsdI said it before but it’s when delicate ladies cut bits off the items so not to seem greedy ( sometimes can’t be helped if there’s eight of you and a box of six cupcakes or something) so it ends up with like a bit of strawberry icing and a quarter of a squished caramel one and a chocolate one that’s had someone’s finger in and no one’s taking in the box
imagine big chunks she'd have one in each hand no fucks given
I don't have tik tok and I'm sad I'm not gonna see this grazing table now
Mad how she wears gloves to give a potato an oil massage shes eating, but doesn't wear them to organise her worktop sharing board that everyone else eats 
Becki jones firty wun- can't act her age, only her shoe size
What would she do if TikTok was banned? Move to YouTube? 
A grazing table just what every lad wants on their 18th birthday
Selfish oaf
Selfish oaf
Yewchoob, I fink that's how you say it anywayWhat would she do if TikTok was banned? Move to YouTube?
Why is she donkey kong
Now that’s what I call a party
Bison the ellsemere port Cereal killer 
i can imagine a Netflix documentary about her
i can imagine a Netflix documentary about her
Small changes 
It's her nephews 18th so she's having a takeaway?
She's 100% planned this
"come round ill get us all a takeaway and I will do us a grazing board, my treat"
She's 100% planned this
"come round ill get us all a takeaway and I will do us a grazing board, my treat"
I was thinking this as I went to bed last night!! The hairy arms especially
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