BeckiJones4 #85 Becki’s polluting the port with her breath, Ricket’s getting even closer to death

[DisneyDreamer_x]

She knows he is 18 right yeh? I'm a bit baffled at this "grazing table" that looks like something an actual kid would enjoy not an 18 year old adult. He wants money and alcohol on his 18th not a kiddy sweety table the embarrassment. I could not imagine treating my niece and nephew like that on their 18th they would die from embarrassment and probs never see me again Just give the lad some booze already

 

[kayefeluu20]

She knows he is 18 right yeh? I'm a bit baffled at this "grazing table" that looks like something an actual kid would enjoy not an 18 year old adult. He wants money and alcohol on his 18th not a kiddy sweety table the embarrassment. I could not imagine treating my niece and nephew like that on their 18th they would die from embarrassment and probs never see me again Just give the lad some booze already

Guarantee she'll be giving Paige booze as soon as she's 18.

 

[Lonewolf]

Any excuse for a binge!

 

[Ashaleee]

I'd love it if he just fucked off out with his mates, mind you I bet she would too, more for becbec xx

 

[gigilouxx]

I’d rather celebrate my 18th in strangeways than be forced to spend all day with that fat clown and her “grazing tables”

 

[kayefeluu20]

Bet he chats mad tit about the slobbering dunce behind her incredulously large back.

 

[gigilouxx]

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[Noseyhun91]

The grazing table is another excuse to buy mountains of rubbish so she can binge them when everyone goes home. No need for all them sweets and can guarantee there will be LOADS left over for the bison to sneak off to her room and have when she’s “peckish”

 

[yellowmellow]

Not sure which nephew it is that’s 18, is it Shirl’s kid? Anyway, why would he even be going round there on the night of his 18th birthday… for a baby sweetie table?! I could understand him popping to see caff and Ian but he saw them this morning at breakfast? I know it’s a week day but surely he wants to be out with his mates?! Not watching his fat gorilla of an Aunty shovelling sweets in her face?!

 

[lyrical0609]

The thought of grazing on any of that crap she’s fondled with her bare mitts makes me sick

 

[StarrySkies]

I don't get the sweetie graze table. There's no actual food. So they're just going to eat sweets I'd feel sick, gotta have some savoury first

 

[yellowmellow]

The kitchen roll

 

[HaventAClue]

Guarantee she'll be giving Paige booze as soon as she's 18.

Becbec will def be running into the offy for Paige and her mates over this next year or so. Anyfing to try and be relevant in Paige’s life

 

[Venom]

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[kayefeluu20]

Not the football birthday cake when I turned 18 I got so drunk in a Wetherspoons that when I went back for an interview there a few months later, they remembered me by name

 

[potatopotato2988]

At this point she must have enough money to be able to support her friends small business and ask Declan to do the graze table for them all. It really annoys me that she’s made grazing tables her personality now,
And also made her nephews birthday celebrations all about her because she’ll want the praise for that grazing table.

 

[Babyboonseed]

I have a savoury tooth rather than sweet so that grazing table gave me the boak, as did the thought of eating from it knowing she’s man handled all the food beforehand you couldn’t pay me to eat anything that had been fingered by her pinky boners

 

[Powershower]

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The worst thing about the Jones family is their choice of wallpaper and home decor honestly.

 

[Noseyhun91]

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The last clip when she can’t get the belt off is absolute GOLD!

 

[gigilouxx]

Nothing says a great 18th like some 22p doughnuts laid out ontop of the washer by Auntie Armhair