BeckiJones4 #79 Not Dead, Over Fed, Broke Her Bed

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LuckyCharm

Any previous restraining orders will be negated on the meet. Riknak hates big boned Bec bec as much as we do, he can’t wait to spill all the tea.
 
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kayefeluu20

LuckyCharm said:
Any previous restraining orders will be negated on the meet. Riknak hates big boned Bec bec as much as we do, he can’t wait to spill all the tea.
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The tea being his staunch opinions on women's rights and how back in his day, women were seen, not heard.
 
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Venom

there's no way she didn't have a sneaky mcdonums or three whilst she was out
 
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goldie341

yellowmellow said:
I don’t want Mondays wieiad bison, I want suitcase Sunday wieiad and I want it now
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Have you phoned the helpline? We’re here for you babycakes xx

If I call oregano oreganum one more time irl I’m gonna FUCKING LOSE IT
 
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Life88

1000 cals just in those 4 hamwich fucking things

Conveniently didn't show the ones she had at dinner either. It must have been almost 4k cals yesterday
 
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goldie341

‘I’m just gonna use my fork to taste the meatballs because, um, I made these - these this morning so they’ve been in the slow cooker for six hours’

Bitch what
 
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kayefeluu20

goldie341 said:
‘I’m just gonna use my fork to taste the meatballs because, um, I made these - these this morning so they’ve been in the slow cooker for six hours’

Bitch what
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Me when I'm chatting shit to myself when home alone
 
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hidemyrealname

If I was the bisons doctor I’d be suggesting a puréed diet because clearly chewing/biting is exceptionally strenuous for our becks seeing as she looks like she’s in agony every time she consumes 3000 calories in one sitting x
 

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Babybail93

That sad J0di2 cunt is bang on the comments already. I imagine a 40st bird in front of her PC surrounded by hoarded shite and she’s not left her flat in years
 
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alliwantistruth

I'll pick u up, am not a bison x
 
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eggsandwiches

‘If you don’t know what they are they’re basically made by bernard maffews and they got ham and cheese in em’

Thanks for that insight, you big gammon
 
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