Beckijones4 #61 Christmas time, 2 kebabs & wine, Beckums swerved the pantomime & the indiums all mine!

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How long until she has another takeaway? She said they had food to last to new year's but it was just snacks.

I'm driving so not drinking. Someone have a drink in my honour.
I'm not drinking bc of blood thinning injections, someone needs to have several on my account. Ta x
 
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Just sat with a bowl of oxtail thinking about how much I look like the bison/henry 8
All I need now is to be white and a medieval dog
 
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How long until she has another takeaway? She said they had food to last to new year's but it was just snacks.

I'm driving so not drinking. Someone have a drink in my honour.
Just had a Baileys hot chocolate. Well aldi’s blonde chocolate baileys it was so nice. Need to raid Aldi for a big bottle now, and something that tastes like caramac.
 
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So sick of hearing about this fat cunt’s birthday. She is so self obsessed!
 
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Merry Xmas all . I woke up full of flu . My body is crying out for fresh good food …. But I’ve no smartprice tuna in for double jackets with mayo …satsumas and grapes it is ! Save the cleanse for another day
 
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Don’t normally do this and it’s off topic anyway but I’m stuck in hospital again and want to rant. Hopefully don’t offend anyone here but I HATE seeing children pose like this. It’s so bloody tacky
 

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My grans given me a glass pot of hot chocolate and marshmallows do I have to shift over to the bison dark side,
 
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Don’t normally do this and it’s off topic anyway but I’m stuck in hospital again and want to rant. Hopefully don’t offend anyone here but I HATE seeing children pose like this. It’s so bloody tacky
It’s vile - she’s what, 9?
 
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31 and has Happy Birthday sung to her twice. Busy watching herself in her phone rather than looking at the cake. She’s had at least 2 VKs and is hammered
 
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Don’t normally do this and it’s off topic anyway but I’m stuck in hospital again and want to rant. Hopefully don’t offend anyone here but I HATE seeing children pose like this. It’s so bloody tacky
FFS shes not *yours* you absolute creep
 
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I’m so bloated I feel like I could birth a bison

had a cracking Christmas dinner though and some stunning desserts, and a few to drink xo
 
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Don’t normally do this and it’s off topic anyway but I’m stuck in hospital again and want to rant. Hopefully don’t offend anyone here but I HATE seeing children pose like this. It’s so bloody tacky
Yes, kids in moschino is an automatic , ok kids gotta go, say bye to your new friends, bye now, bye bye, byeeeee

Fucking get to the car would you..

Byeeeeeee
 
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