So……she cooked TWO potatoums in oil, booooteh and gaaaaahhhhhlec but only dished oooop wuuunnnn of ‘em, snaffled the majority of the chooooooooner which she hates, most of the salid wiv the fetehhhhhh-again bec bec hates cheeseum but made sure to put even more fetehhhhhh on top of the choooooner which she hates, is she having a laugh?? Of course she ate the two of them, ALL of the choooooner (2 bleeping tins of the stuff!) and all the salid with the cheese (which she hates)
She’s an absolute moron!