Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

[Sinderella]

What on earth is this? It looks like something scrawled in biro as a reminder

Dorklyn reminds me of the man in the movie Memento where he keeps getting tattoos to remember things

The dopey pleb can’t even remember that he got married

 

[Shinealight]

Now I'm not being a beeaatch here (honestly), but he's not a very attractive young man is he?
If he weren't Dave & Vicky's son he'd be some mediochre trainee plasterer would he not?

He gives me the ick
Both he and his youngest brother Cruz are really quite ugly & gormless looking.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I used to feel sorry for him, but it feels like god tier level satire at this point.
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Can someone just please stop him.

He is too dumb to realise. So please, someone stop him. He's basically harmless and inoffensive, he is just creepy clingy and too dumb to know that the joke is no longer funny. Joey Essex pretends to be as dumb as he acts, Brooklyn just is as dumb as he acts.

 

[emm]

Oh dear...no knighthood again what a bunch of cunts!

And after all that time queuing for the queen, he must be wondering if taking money from Qatar was worth it

 

[Eureka]

Oh I was praying this utter melt would have his own thread.. and God was listening ..

He has to be neuro diverse .. who the fuck agrees to film him making a glass of water for himself!!
oh Dorklyn yeah, pour that Gin mate.. no one can do that

No he’s just a lazy prat who was dragged up by two entitled idiots.

 

[Miss polar]

What an embarrassing spectacle these kids are! It’s hardly a surprise though,

Dave and Vicky are completely fucked up and driven by social media likes and courting the press and media for publicity. Any publicity will do!!

Vicky has absolutely no self esteem and I guess her obvious eating disorder is rooted in the dipshit of a husband she’s married to and the way her treats her!
No sympathy though, she should have dumped him years ago, but the money and beckham brand are too much of a draw for her!

I really don’t think Harper will be any different, and will be lured by the vacuous celebrity lifestyle.

Watch out for her becoming a ‘model’ soon, just like Lila moss and anais Gallagher,
Dont mean to be unkind, but Harper is a fairly plain looking kid just like a lot of the other nepo kids. Doors only opened for them because of who they are!

 

[Pom Bear]

Brilliant @Pom Bear
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What a bell end.

Brooklyn Beckham shares a clip of Scouse soup after truffle backlash

The budding chef, 23, shared a video of his latest concoction, which consists of budget-friendly ingredients including diced beef, potatoes, carrots and stock.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Oh and now this,

Nicola Peltz showcases her beauty as she becomes the new face of GCDS

The 28-year-old actress looked nothing short of sensational as she appeared in the spring 2023 lookbook.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Brookie and Nicky the new pish and bucks?

Thank you xx.

Two pics just made x...

Brooklyn in his personalised sweatshirt....

....and Nicola really needs help with her drink problem ...

 

[Mycatismad]

Surely he cannot be this thick ? Ok may not of been top of his class academically but he has had huge life experiences, he’s travelled extensively and will of met so many different and interesting people. He just does not seem to have any sense of self awareness?
He must know people rip him to shreds online but he ploughs on !

I think he really is that thick! Also I imagine he’s been kept in the bubble of VB telling him how proud she is of anything he does and throwing money and opportunities at him like they mean nothing. He seems to have no clue about real life- also doesn’t seem to have any friends that aren’t fawning relatives.

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

Has she got her name on her hat?

It’s just a little aide-mémoire for David. No biggie.

Helps remind him which woman he is with.

They all have them

 

[Boredofgrey]

I don’t think they’ll separate. Their finances are so complicated. They seem to have an arrangement and appear to live their own lives coming together for a photo op where they can.

I hope the rumours that Victoria has a side piece are true. She deserves someone to make her smile after putting up with the walking std DB must be.

 

[Pom Bear]

Why do his tattoos look like he let a small child loose with a felt tip ?

Loooool xx...

 

[Pom Bear]

Brilliant @pombear xxx

Thank you xx.

I don’t think there’s any room left, unless he tattoos his face

Looool imagine that xx....

 

[Ladymisskimberley]

And thankfully you never will….

Don’t be so sure….. in a private members only club somewhere in the seedier side of London Town Pa beckham is brokering a deal with some Michelin star chef to get him inside a kitchen.
Anyone of us at anytime could unwittingly be subjected to food handled by him.
picture this… you’ve saved your hard earned cash for 3 months, you’ve booked a table at the ivy, you’ve squeezed into the control knickers, you’ve put your best frock on, you can’t feel your feet because only those shoes will go and they haven’t been on your feet since 2019, you’ve paid, yes paid, someone with far more superior skill than you to put your slap on and fancy up your hair. You’ve invested in this night out.
You travel to the restaurant. You order from the menu, you’ve no idea what you’ve ordered because you don’t understand it, but you don’t want to look like a .
you wait, you wait, you wait….the waiter arrives! Does he place in front of you a delicious, aromatic, beautiful work of art? Well worth the £££’s!
No.
It turns out old golden balls is besties with/has dirt on/has paid off the chef and Brooklyn is in the kitchen making his signature ’cold spaghetti with hacked up truffle dropped on top’
Nobody warned you!! Nobody told you when you made the booking!! If you’d known you could have avoided the very clear and present danger that is food poisoning.
The threat is real people. It’s real!

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And now the gormless twat Dorklyn is wearing a necklace with Nicola on it. He is so obsessed with her. Totally over the top behaviour. View attachment 1915159

It’s a collar! She’s tagged him! I wonder if there’s a chip in it like there is in my cat? If found please return to 07…fuck it, send it back to England, care of brand beckham.

 

[dopeymcdopey]

I'm giving the cooking another few months, we'll then move on to interior design (put flowers in a vase, they look nice), fashion (jeans can be tight or baggy), fitness (running is healthy), but if they have kids he'll be a professional baby daddy, nobody will ever love their kids or have more parenting tips.

 

[jayne2240]

It’s really really bizarre how this family operate. Trying to guilt trip their adult son into feeling bad that his younger sister misses him. Well guess what? That’s life. A man SHOULD spend his birthday with his wife over his family. That’s what happens when you grow up, get married and move away. He should never have to feel guilty for that. And Harper is old enough to be told whilst yes it is hard, Brooklyn can’t prioritise her over Nicola. That’s just ridiculous.

 

[Pom Bear]

Top syrup Pa Beckham

Introducing David's syrup collection xx.
Ps...the Top right is his real pic....

 

[Crazymum]

Now I'm not being a beeaatch here (honestly), but he's not a very attractive young man is he?
If he weren't Dave & Vicky's son he'd be some mediochre trainee plasterer would he not?

I mean atleast a trainee plasterer has skill.

 

[youRjokingHunz]

Sending love to the Neuro diverse peeps that work their tits off to keep up with society’s expectations .. I know how hard this shit is..

But Dorklyns just next level doorstep thick..
I enjoy the comedy we all get from him, the hilarious attempts him and HIS WIFE MELTZ are making to be cool! When they look like two teenagers on their way to the off licence to get a few bottles of WKD.

dying from the laughter …
All that money and connections and so far Vicky and Dave have added 3 boys with zero talent to the worlds population! They have nothing to offer, no drive , no focus.. just vacuous vain testicles

Not included Harper as I’m going that girl sees sense

 

[ShoegazerStar]

The “nutter” in the kitchen again with latest wild concoction

Dorklyn has become a laughing stock. No clue or self awareness. He appears to have the mentality of a 12 year old. I think it's pretty obvious Peltz married him for the name and profile boost. Most people had never heard of her before Dorky. The obsessive, cringey tattoos seem a desperate attempt to keep hold of her. This is not gonna end well. As for the other two. Well Dopeo was gonna win Wimbledon but realising he was no tennis player switched to football, which he's not very good at either. And Snooze the pretend Justin Bieber, now appears to be a gormless twat aswell. Thinks he's edgy and cool dressing like he threw some clothes on in the dark.
All 3 have become laughing stocks and it's all down to Vick and Dave's atrocious parenting. No work ethic installed and constant praise for being less than average.
Serious question. Where do you see these boys in 5 or 10 years?

 

[Sinderella]

Bet Cruz is a right little shit. Always thought it. Brooklyn... seems nice and harmless enough but lol lol lol @ him.

Cruz irritates the fuck out of me! I wish the little Justin Bieber wannabe gangsta would fuck right off! The way he dresses thinking he is the dogs bollocks when he looks like a stupid little twat!