and been to see the psychiatrist (who is f i t ) but he prescribed me anti psychotics rude x
A few years back at my smear test I was laid on the bed and as the nurse pulled the lamp across (the one that looks like the Pixar lamp but attached to the wall) it broke, in the middle, and it swung like a newtons cradle and smashed me in the hooha. I didn’t even have time to brace myself because I was laid flat, the nurse screamed, I nearly pissed myself, then she spent about ten minutes apologising and picking bolts n my dignity up off the floor. The worst bit BY FAR tho was when I went for my coil and the nurse was reading my notes and smirking, then she deadpan looked me in the eye and said, I see you had a little trouble at your last smear!Hey beauts been a busy day had a s m e a r so funny because they can never find my cervix for some reason
Thank you beautifulYou included
If your sid, you proper (s)lag yourself offNice to see I've not been accused of being Marcus/Sid/Jason/Barley for once.
OH MY GOD I am howlinggggg sorry
I had it easy then jesus hahaha omg I went for a colposcopy a couple of years ago (this is my follow up smear after cold correlation treatment) and they have a screen and the running commentary 'oh can't find it it's tiny and high and hiding' 3 mins later OH LOOK I FOUND IT no I do not want to know omg hush why do us women have it rough hahahaThanks ye have just reminded me I’ve not had one in 5 years
better try and book one.It adds upPeople talking about a s m e a r and there's me just thinking about womens vaginas as I'm now single
I’m glad u took my tale as a precautionary one my loveThanks ye have just reminded me I’ve not had one in 5 years
Ahh smear bants. Nurse - are you on any form of contraception, me - no. Nurse - are you sexually active, me - yes. Nurse - is there any chance you could be pregnant, me - no, Nurse -Thanks ye have just reminded me I’ve not had one in 5 years
This happens to me too when I see a doc. I’m like look I’ve not had sex in a while ok. Im too busy scrolling Instagram.Ahh smear bants. Nurse - are you on any form of contraception, me - no. Nurse - are you sexually active, me - yes. Nurse - is there any chance you could be pregnant, me - no, Nurse -
I'm quite boring yes no noAhh smear bants. Nurse - are you on any form of contraception, me - no. Nurse - are you sexually active, me - yes. Nurse - is there any chance you could be pregnant, me - no, Nurse -
And me, had a medical assessment today ‘are you sexually active, Apple?’, ’do you use drugs, Apple?’, ‘do you drink, Apple?’ ‘Is there any chance you could be pregnant, Apple?’ No… no… no, definitely not do I look like the virgin mary
so in a bit of shock!This happens to me! Not unless the women I slept with has magic fingersAhh smear bants. Nurse - are you on any form of contraception, me - no. Nurse - are you sexually active, me - yes. Nurse - is there any chance you could be pregnant, me - no, Nurse -
Hey congrats hun! Brill newsHi Beauts. Sorry ive not been commenting. I had covid and i wasnt getting better. Had it for 6/7 weeks now so i went for a check up. Safe to say its been a REALLY long day. Ive just found out today that im nearly 6 months pregnant
I love how much you are all there for each other. Youve all made a little family and its so lovely to see!
Omg congratulations!Hi Beauts. Sorry ive not been commenting. I had covid and i wasnt getting better. Had it for 6/7 weeks now so i went for a check up. Safe to say its been a REALLY long day. Ive just found out today that im nearly 6 months pregnant
I love how much you are all there for each other. Youve all made a little family and its so lovely to see!
thank you. I have 3 children already youngest is 7 and i had my tubes tied so yeah in abit of shock!
Aww bless ya sweet, Congrats on your newsHi Beauts. Sorry ive not been commenting. I had covid and i wasnt getting better. Had it for 6/7 weeks now so i went for a check up. Safe to say its been a REALLY long day. Ive just found out today that im nearly 6 months pregnant
I love how much you are all there for each other. Youve all made a little family and its so lovely to see!
