I did not know that about Alan 🫢 Was that when Dennis was labouring in Germany with the lads?
Needless to say she had the last laughLads.
I was in M&S earlier and bumped into Auntie Pat. A real-life Pat.
Delia Smith-esque bob, white padded coat with pleather traaazers and stacked heel boots. She was looking at the cold meat section and frowning. Probably thinking "If just one more person comes up to me and calls me 'Pat', they'll be sorry."
It’s a shame because she really liked this swimsuit with a skirt which she got out of the Freemans catalogue. Here she is wearing it when they went to Gran Canaria a few years ago. However, Dennis found it in the laundry basket and thought it was an old rag so he used it to clean his work van.Aunty Pat's given up on finding the perfect swimwear for her week in Corfu this summer, but she did spot her old Berlitz phrasebook in the loft when she was supervising Denis putting the Christmas decorations back up there. He gives her 3 weeks until the novelty wears off again.
Pat better watch out as Lazy Kay (bad eyes) behind the bar has had an eye on him for a while and keeps offering him steak and kidney puddings “as they’ve ordered too many and will only go to waste”. She ran down the freezer shop as soon as she heard tell Pat was off! Dennis has been lapping it up; literally and figuratively, Pat’s going to see her arse when she sees the size of his when she gets back!Pat's off on a Wimmin's discovery camp with Doreen, Bev, Kath, Pam and Big Lin. Look how happy she is living her best bra-free henna-tattooed life!
Dennis has been down the Slug and Lettuce every night after eating the Lite'n'Easy meals Pat has thoughtfully ordered for him.
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Aunty Pat wanted Uncle Dennis's bush hat for greater authenticity, but he's wearing it for fishing and she's not sure when he's due back, so she improvised.aunty pat wins the best actor academy award for her performance as j robert oppenheimer, hollywood, march 2024
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Just noticed on this one - look, second right, there's that singer Pat likes!I did not know that about Alan 🫢 Was that when Dennis was labouring in Germany with the lads?
Well that looks like a house murder took place in.Aunty Pat's been getting increasingly concerned about coastal erosion and thinks Dennis could do a great job on this fixer upper bungalow further inland: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141891929#/?channel=RES_BUY
Pat reckons that once you’ve stuck down some laminate in every room and painted it teal with gold accessories, it’ll be much more stylish. Plus she’s going to stick up some funny slogan signs about it being wine o’clock. Dennis is a bit more reluctant to take on DIY since he lost part of a finger to a power saw when he was building his man cave.Aunty Pat's been getting increasingly concerned about coastal erosion and thinks Dennis could do a great job on this fixer upper bungalow further inland: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141891929#/?channel=RES_BUY
I think you'll find it was his man cave. Now Pat has it as she needs an 'office' for her new venture selling her own unique brand of fast fashion items.Pat reckons that once you’ve stuck down some laminate in every room and painted it teal with gold accessories, it’ll be much more stylish. Plus she’s going to stick up some funny slogan signs about it being wine o’clock. Dennis is a bit more reluctant to take on DIY since he lost part of a finger to a power saw when he was building his man cave.
She hedged her bets a bit mind. She’s thought that Ryan Gosling fella was bloody lovely since they saw The Notebook (Dennis wasn’t as keen and thought the girl in the film should have ended up with the other more traditionally handsome bloke).aunty pat wins the best actor academy award for her performance as j robert oppenheimer, hollywood, march 2024
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