As above, a thread for the fictional icon, Aunty Pat and her many, funny family members. Go bananas, like Pat did at that 18-30 holiday when she was actually 32.5!
Amazing! Thanks for posting this so it all makes sense.Thank you for setting this up @griftalo !
We have to acknowledge (what I think is) the Aunty Pat origin story from @Valiofthedolls way back in March last year!
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Ooh you don’t wanna open one of those in racy aunty Sandra’s house! You never know what you might find, but it won’t be a sewing kit! Many’s the time that tin has taken off of its own accord across the bedside table.Does she keep her sewing supplies in one of these?
Then again, being unattached means Alan has plenty of free time to holiday in Thailand. Always brings Auntie Pat back a souvenir too.Long live Pat. I spotted quite a few in the crowd at the Rick Astley new year thing on BBC last night. A few token Alans too (Pat’s best friend since primary school who never met the right girl and is Uncle Alan to her kids).
There's Aunty PatThank you for setting this up @griftalo !
We have to acknowledge (what I think is) the Aunty Pat origin story from @Valiofthedolls way back in March last year!
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Apparently the latest is that Aunty Pat and Matt, you know, Matt who runs the pub kitchen down at the Cactus on Saturdays? well the two of them have had a big falling out, and are spreading rumours about each other.
But now it’s backfired, and everyone’s coming forward to say they never liked either of them! Can you believe it! Honestly! I’m not surprised either.
I heard a rumour that Mad Vic lost his eye when he and Kath were courting, he was looking through the little front door spy glass at Pat and Kath in their knickers and one of them shot him through the glass with a modified starter pistol.Denis will be delighted.
He's never liked the Cactus.
"Full of ponces and yuppies" says Denis.
He prefers the Tudor Castle down by the market.
Sure, it's seen better days but, as flat-roofed dodgy pubs go, it's alright.
If you're lucky, Denis will regale you about the time he stared down "Mad" Vic Hopkins one evening and lived to tell the tale.
Of course, he was staring down Vic's glass eye, which is why Denis lived to tell the tale.
He's been careful never to tell this story in front of Pat or she'll never let him near the Tudor ever again.
One of the many secrets he keeps from her.
Cheryl’s still pals with Matt, she lives for the BBQs on the patio in the summer when he gets his arms out and wears that pinny with the gladiator outfit on.Apparently the latest is that Aunty Pat and Matt, you know, Matt who runs the pub kitchen down at the Cactus on Saturdays? well the two of them have had a big falling out, and are spreading rumours about each other.
But now it’s backfired, and everyone’s coming forward to say they never liked either of them! Can you believe it! Honestly! I’m not surprised either.
I heard a rumour that Mad Vic lost his eye when he and Kath were courting, he was looking through the little front door spy glass at Pat and Kath in their knickers and one of them shot him through the glass with a modified starter pistol.
He'll tell you it was in a fight with Charles Bronson though.
New Year’s Day means its Bottomless Brunch at Slug&Lettuce with the girlies (and Alan). Pat will be sticking to the Aperol Spritzes and Prosecco though. Last time she got the Pornstar Martinis it wasn’t pretty. Dennis had to take the Nissan Juke for a valet.After a morning of strenuous jazzercise, our Pat’s going for a coupla cheeky cocky T’s with the girly wirlies at the floating bar x
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