That's Pat in what should be her finest hour but that fixed smile is hiding her pain.
You see when she decided to lose weight and gain a new career as the poster girl for the "After" pictures, she told Denis that he would be dieting too whether he liked it or not.
Well, after a few weeks of attempting to sneak snack foods into the house and that time he was caught in flagrante in nextdoor's treehouse with a trio of McFlurrys, Denis resigned himself to his fate and ditched the pounds.
The above photo doesn't show that Denis won Male Slimmer of the Year, has just been awarded his prize, and is having his fabulous dad bod admired by all and sundry.
The following week, Pat was binging on takeaways and full-fat ice cream and dieting is a dirty word as far as she's concerned.