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Shut up! Nooo bloody way….

so ya’l are telling me these stupid women paid $400 to go for what… 4-5hrs? Do yoga on the beach, a ice bath in a kids pool with servo ice then eat her crappy clean treats (they definitely still would of been hungry after) then colour in $2 spotlight masks with faber castell connector pens….

what in the fuckery….Is this actually a joke?!

i wouid be PISSED and wouid beveabting a refund … I was thinking $50-$60 a ticket ok… but not that much

iv lost all hope in humanity now 🤣🤣
 
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I'm actually lost for words. I have never ever seen someone so fkn cringe in my life.

Man, ashy, you need help. stat!!
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So for that ridiculous amount of money you got to spend the day basically with Trashy and her closest group of friends and a bunch of other sad loser females (I’m not saying girls because there was some old witches there today!) you got to:

Lay on crappy sand with the sun in your eyeballs listening to Ashy’s annoying AF voice while you relax and “meditate”. Namast-no

Make an absolute fuckwit of yourself bend and snapping and feeling your box up to sexy music wearing crappy see through, baseline cameltoe accentuating tights and black heels.

Finger paint and use glitter and paint a mask that you will use over and over again for all eternity

Have ashy and her close gal pals snicker at you and rub their hands together knowing how much money your dumb ass gave them for this tit show! You dumb assssss!!

Nibble some clean treats with a side of sweet potato made with Ashy’s poking dirty finger nails! Maybe some
Prodene poo mousse if there’s any left from being sold out online of course!

Have creepy Levi get up behind you and sage your ass. WTAF

Relax in an ice pool filled with dirty servo ice and fellow other “females” (not girls because there’s grannies yo) wee wee. Gotta stay warm in an ice bath somehow. Close your eyes, breathe through it…focus on the way the ice feels on your skin and how the dirty rotten rubbish smells in your nose…

Can’t wait for the next UGDO wooo!!!
 

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Here’s the new thread 😊 post away!
 
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