Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban

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Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban

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Recap:
More of TNB in the attic
More breaching her children’s privacy
More thinking about moving house
More Daisy jumpers

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There is no hope.
 
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So they took Alf to their new house but he doesn’t know it’s their house so he just thinks it’s a house?

And they took him to his new preschool but it’s the weekend so it’s shut so he just thinks it’s a building?
 
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WHO LICKS THEIR TODDLERS ICE CREAM DRIBBLE 🤮 This woman is dirt 😂

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So they took Alf to their new house but he doesn’t know it’s their house so he just thinks it’s a house?

And they took him to his new preschool but it’s the weekend so it’s shut so he just thinks it’s a building?
Why didn’t she take Alf to see his new home then too? She thinks one visit is enough. Witch
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She’s dropped all pretence of even acting like she’ll ever have a solo day with Alf, huh? i feel so sad for him. No wonder he’s so stunted and wants to be a baby.
 
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Another “tradition” (that will last a day)
Smoked salmon Sundays!
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Honestly does she even HEAR herself!? 🙈
 
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WHO LICKS THEIR TODDLERS ICE CREAM DRIBBLE 🤮 This woman is dirt 😂

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Why didn’t she take Alf to see his new home then too? She thinks one visit is enough. Witch
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So yet again she has favoured ada over Alf. She gives no shits does she. She is so resolute in meeting her own needs that she genuinely doesn’t care showing off her self obsession. Poor little Alf, quite literally chucked away. My heart hurts for him.
 
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I can’t imagine not feeling guilty for only taking one child out on my own over another. It’s mad but I genuinely don’t think it crosses her mind to spend the day solo with her son anymore. That kid still seems like an 18 month old in that clip she’s posted today.
 
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They’re at Battersea Park Children’s Zoo, so 100% moving back to her old stomping grounds. Boring.
 
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This is how London will go. Tommy takes Alf, she has Ada. No way can she ever have the kids in London, oh but wait she lives there 🤣

Adas only slightly mobile. Toddling at best. Of course she’s a dream on a train. When she’s legging it end to end of the carriages, kicking the seats and having tantrums in front of the doors because she’s bored of the ipad the ‘daughter days’ will stop
 
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I’m all for kids looking like they’ve had a great day playing, clothes crumpled etc but why do the kids always look scruffy?
Poor things, hairs always a mess, mismatched ill fitting clothes
 
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Why on earth would you take one kid to the zoo but leave the other in the playground?! It’s a ten min walk round the park between the two, utterly bizarre and Tommy just goes along with it?!
 
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Why on earth would you take one kid to the zoo but leave the other in the playground?! It’s a ten min walk round the park between the two, utterly bizarre and Tommy just goes along with it?!
They can’t deal with 2 at the same time remember 😂 Most inept people ever. I also reckon NNB has wiped her hands of them 😂
 
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Can someone gift her some toddler sized hair elastics? I wish she’d give up on this insistence on tying Ada’s three strands of hair up, but if she won’t, at least use the right hair ties so it looks less ridiculous.
 
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Why would you dress your little girl in what looks like a party dress to go to a zoo/petting farm? And don’t get me started on Ada’s hair. It gives me a headache just looking at it!!

Does anyone else think that Ash’s own hair being a mess is put on?? She always used to wang on about how a slick back bun made her feel ‘put together’ or whatever but now it’s almost as if she’s like - quick mess it up a bit to make yourself look more relatable as a mum! When really she just looks like a scruffy cow
 
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Why would you dress your little girl in what looks like a party dress to go to a zoo/petting farm? And don’t get me started on Ada’s hair. It gives me a headache just looking at it!!

Does anyone else think that Ash’s own hair being a mess is put on?? She always used to wang on about how a slick back bun made her feel ‘put together’ or whatever but now it’s almost as if she’s like - quick mess it up a bit to make yourself look more relatable as a mum! When really she just looks like a scruffy cow
She should’ve #Adgifted too with Ada’s dress. Ada’s nothing more than a dolly to accessorise 🤮 She’s gagging for dms to tell her she looks tit so she can blame the patriarchy. Definately put on. She used to get crunchy curls in just to go to London 🤣
 
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I think she was going for “a quick break from packing while parenting 3 under 3” look. They all look like they need a scrub. I’d be very surprised if she’s got flat pack boxes and parcel tape from Argos rather than professional organisers and a packing crew etc.
Every spare moment is taken and she’s overwhelmed by how much there is to do but watching MAFS & Kin, popping to Claire’s, TNB’s rowing 10k everyday in May.
You’ve got to live and she’s got 3 weeks but she’s clearly not at the morning to night sorting, living out of a suitcase stage of moving she’s implying.
 
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