Ant and Dec

[BigMavis]

You know something is on the way out when papers live report how terrible the show is. Last season.

 

[coconochanel]

Fucking hell SNT is a shit show with no audience it just doesnt work.

 

[Peachsquish]

So how many of us that are watching SNT have got dressed up and have a face full of slap? If they'd have come live to my living room they'd find me in my pjs with a glass of red.

If I was in the virtual audience I'd dress up and have a face on otherwise no

 

[rivermonster]

Lisa hasn't but if you zoom in looks like Anne Marie has nude (think they're called) ballet flats

Ah thanks, I can see them on the zoom. I thought it was strange neither had shoes on when the men are dressed in suits so was not a beach party.

 

[Loulou de la Falaise]

I have to think of Challenge Ant, the wee game show from SMTV to remember which is which

It was SO useful the day I learned they always stand in the same positions; so when you look at them on the tv, and you say ‘Ant and Dec’, they are standing in the same order as you ‘read’ them.

 

[Scottishfalpal1]

Ant McPartlin gives Stephen Mulhern a starring role at his nuptials

Stephen Mulhern was given a starring role at the Hampshire nuptials, leaving everyone in stitches.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Always the centre of attention

 

[Peachsquish]

Quick the ex has posted pictures looking genuinely happy and healthy. Let's accidentally get papped while walking her dog.

Weird how she doesn't really seem to hug back, her hands are mostly staying in her pockets.

 

[Peachsquish]

The article is so sickly that it’s definitely written by his management

Can't decide what I find the most amusing in that article.
The missing word errors, the price of the car to give that relatable touch to ordinary people, or 'obviously she said yes straight away', which has imo a delightfully double edged meaning. Almost as good as the Father's Day card I saw years ago "It takes a special kind of man to be a father like you"
ETA gutted that it is only found through Google search not anywhere else and has hardly any comments had planned a pleasant morning's entertainment of pictures, comments then the article itself, all accompanied by chocolate eggs.

 

[Norbs]

Front page of tomorrow’s DM ‘How did Ant blow £20 million?’

 

[Emerald37]

I don't blame her, I said she was an enabler. You can be sure if my partner had substance issues I would become teetotal with them.

You sound really invested in Lisa. Is that you?

I agree with you.
Noone is saying Lisa was to blame but many relationships do not survive addictions. This is no different.

Lisa has gotten a lot of money and has a new partner. She'll be fine.

Let's be honest they are obviously better off apart.

 

[Tiggerhappy]

I definitely read that they do. Years ago though.

Ok... so no. Dundrum, not downpatrick..
And they sold it in 2014.

Redirect Notice

 

[Renegadedancer]

The strangest thing I think is the no show from willoughby.
These weddings are planned WELL in advance.
The fact she’s on holiday is really odd as there are only certain places she could go in any event. Nothing long haul.
Nothing on SM either and she documents every last bit she’s wants her adoring “ fans “ to know about.
I think it’s more to do with the James Grant connection.
She never misses an opportunity like this usually.
Curiouser and curiouser

She sent a simple ‘ congratulations ‘ in response to the photo on the ant and Dec insta account , but that was it. No gushing message like Mandy Holden sent. I guess it’s possible that she wasn’t invited….maybe that was handled by the management company too.

 

[Peachsquish]

Today's article must say it sounds neither low key nor in sharp contrast to his first wedding

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The low key ceremony the papers/his pr keep mentioning

His first wedding

 

[kittypaws]

The recent photos of her are much worse than usual. I’m beginning to think Ant is paying the paps to doctor them. Huge dark eye bags, and her body shape screams alcoholic - skinny legs and bloated tummy. I saw this with my mum. Very very sad, if that’s the case.

Which photos are these?

 

[BigMavis]

I see the vicar was actually loving life
I was going to ask who the flower girls are. I thought Anne Marie's daughters were still primary school age.

 

[Peachsquish]

Don't like that dress at all. Very saggy in the boob area, that might be down to the cut of the dress, or a bad bra, or saggy boobs belt isn't helping shape either. Hope it was early, too hot today for doggies

Good point about the dogs, must be awful for them in this weather.

 

[Peachsquish]

Pretty much a rehash of the last article still sticking with the simple wedding for down to earth people whilst the pictures are of the barriers and red carpet ropes.

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Few more details in case you all want to rush and see (actually making the 'ring of steel' necessary)

 

[RedMagnolia]

Certainly looks amazingly cheerful for someone out on their own.

On a chilly January afternoon, there's only one thing to keep your spirits up and that's getting some spirits down

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

I wish they would lay off the filler Stephen Mulhern looks so puffy and pillow faced.

Wonder if the happiness of the occasion will make him propose to his own fella.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I suppose Saturday Night Takeaway is going to have to actually end at some point, surely? It can't carry on forever, though it seems like it has.