Oh I needed this thread...
Our office manager is hell on wheels. She's incompetent, thinks her actual job is beneath her, shirks any job she can on to any other colleagues, and has nothing but hot air between her ears. Her job is to keep the office clean and tidy, smooth and functioning, and make sure all our software/tools work. Of course she doesn't, she wants to pretend to be HR (we have HR already) instead despite most of us being senior to her.
Front door is broken, printer is broken, half of our tools have expired and our meeting room is barely functioning - but god forbid she fixes it. She's too busy bullying younger colleagues into doing her jobs and sitting back with her feet up.