Annoying things influencers do.

[Mumofthree1225]

I cannot stand when they have the name of the house they own.

Like Lindsey with the Crofton we know you have a house but a lot of the time they are crap built anyway and have problems

 

[Juliet]

Most annoying overused phrases:
“Allllll the”
“Sending strength”
“Sending good vibes”
“Living my best life”
“solidarity”
“Because that’s just how exciting I am”

Also, don’t upload stories of you saying “ummmm, umm, yeah, so” for 13 seconds and then actually speak for only 2 seconds. Get to the god damn point and don’t take 4 stories to say one very small insignificant thing!

I’m gona have alllll the coffee so irritating

 

[Curtaintwitcher]

“New post” on their story linking to their page

And all covered up with a new post gif

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

“Draw the line”

 

[Disgruntled]

“I’ve got a few minutes to spare and I haven’t done one of these in aaaaaaages, so... ask me anything!” - approx 32 hours after the last time they did a Q&Q on stories. And get arsey with their responses to questions they don’t like. Again.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

People who yawn on stories

When they said I’ll link it for you ...no, you’re linking it for yourself

Maybe I’m just a witch but I’d never buy anything through an AL

Since discovering Tattle and learning about ‘swipe ups’ I now get irrationally angry when an instagrammer does one I will NEVER swipe up...if I’m interested I’d rather spend 3 hours googling trying to find said item

 

[Beyondthebrink]

When they say "sorry I look so rough" etc on their stories, yet they have a face full of make up on and not a single hair out of place.

 

[Whatamiherefor]

People who post the same photos over and over..... I'm pointing to the slimming ones here..... transformation tuesday. Throwback Thursday. Way back Wednesday. We dont need it.
Also posting the Same goddamn pose. Katie's hand seems permanently stuck to her hair.
AND posting the same picture as a collage side by side. Like 2 identical pictures on the one post

 

[Ineedahero]

And all covered up with a new post gif

Ha ha I do that but only because IG algorithm is so rit people dont see my posts and I dont have thousands of followers.

Have I now made it because I'm an annoying Instagrammer pmsl

 

[WillowM]

Re-posting a licking/praising comments from other accounts on their insta stories.

 

[Mumof3]

When they say "sorry I look so rough" etc on their stories, yet they have a face full of make up on and not a single hair out of place.

Yes this!!! Drives me mad. You don’t look rough and you know you don’t, it’s just so they get messages saying “aww you look lush babes”

 

[Andyloutop]

‘Hi guuuuuyyyyyssss’
‘Just thought I’d pop on here to tell you...’ (they are constantly on here to tell us
And the ‘ear’ thing, putting their fingers in the top of their ears makes me feel

 

[AnotherMum]

When they use the hashtag #switchofftobesocial but keep posting more videos. There’s a few who do this but motheringit seems to be the worst. She goes on about how she needs space, as if she has to keep posting, and then says she’s not coming on insta for a bit, 5 mins later post another story

 

[LellsBells]

When they say “say hello to my new friend” and zoom in on a big pimple Why???!

Uploading a story that’s basically just them singing or dancing to the radio

 

[Gbradshaw]

When they say they’re taking a ‘break’ from Instagram only to post 24 hours later saying they’re back from their break

 

[AnotherMum]

When they say ‘a few of you have asked’ you know nobody has

Oh and the #widn tag

Really? Nobody really cares what you’re doing, someone started that to show off what they were doing. And they all tag each other

Re-posting a licking/praising comments from other accounts on their insta stories.

I totally agree

‘Ask me anything’ - also known as, ‘I have an over inflated ego so I assume everyone is sooooo interested in me, also, ask me really private questions about my financial situation and I’ll repost them so everyone thinks I’m incredibly rich when I reply with my cryptic answer’ Crrriiinnggeeee

I can think of a fair few who do this

 

[Alightened]

This....

 

[m0rgan]

Asking for reccomendations of brands / products etc only to tag all the suggestions in an attempt to beg a freebie. Bore off!!

 

[Curtaintwitcher]

Ha ha I do that but only because IG algorithm is so rit people dont see my posts and I dont have thousands of followers.

Have I now made it because I'm an annoying Instagrammer pmsl

Nah I’ll let you off because you post here too

 

[ReadingAlong]

Picking at their ears, sticking finger in ears, wiping their eye gunk. Touching hair. Tapping nails. Please stop.

When they story from bed first thing. Please brush your teeth, I can smell your breath.

Yawning.