How does this get more fucking hilarious each time you watch it?!
How does this get more fucking hilarious each time you watch it?!Gotta drop this here so we can all laugh at it in perpetuity …
That bloated face, for real.This is so fucking cringeythe orange skin! The bloated face! The sunglasses! The fact that she actually seems serious.
This is absolute gold.
And the comments! It’s a reminder of how many people lack critical thinking ….How does this get more fucking hilarious each time you watch it?!
And the comments! It’s a reminder of how many people lack critical thinking ….
Oh, Reenie , you are so close, you’ve almost got it ….
After having sex 2-4 time a day tooUnless she has the most amazing thinnest undies in the world that leave no VPL at all… Anna is free balling in those suits.
She’s reversing the dress with sneakers trend with devastating results.Boots like that look good. With the right outfit and styling. In this case… not so good.
HAHAHA and that heap of shit car.Oh god… there’s a new reel… it’s so tacky… help.. i am not okIt’s giving hoochie real estate agent after a home open, with her stupid taw sign. This just gets worse and worse. Who the fuck is telling her this is good content?!!! Short king and katybear?! What a stitch up. This is so embarrassing
She’s nutsIf you are on an iPhone, the podcast app has a transcript available.
Here’s her (extremely long winded answer to wether she wants kids)
“All right, so my first question, let's just go straight to the kids because I feel like-
We started there.
Let's just start there. So the question that came through is, is, here's somewhere I waited to go.
You're like, ah.
Do you ever plan on having children? We need Anna to live on in the next generation.
The answer is yes.
And ain't that the truth?
Ain't that the truth?
If there ain't little mini Annas, stir in the fucking pot.
Put it in the bin.
In the 2100s.
Oh my God. Yeah, no, I absolutely yes. The shortest, quickest answer of that is yes.
We, Ryan and I absolutely plan on having kids. He obviously has three kids of his own who are grown adults. So he has an almost 21 year old, an 18 year old and a 17 year old, almost 18.
So yes, we plan on culminating our love and bringing our own babies into the world, which I'm very excited when, I will never say, but you will know because I will obviously announce it when I'm pregnant.
So who knows?
Yeah, Katy knows.
I know.
Actually, I will say that. I will absolutely “talk about that. Like obviously, of course, the besties know.
We're all actually like planning them together. So we definitely know. But-
No one is allowed to go rogue.
Yeah, this is like, we have like promised each other. Don't go rogue. Like don't just start trying and not tell the other.
But we have our dates. We know when we all wanna start trying together again. And I love that.
So a couple of things like the big thing for me is I have waited my whole life to be a mom. Obviously, I'd been married before for 16 years or together with my ex-husband for 16 years. But it was just never it.
And it was something that I had made a really conscious decision around not having babies with him. We'd always talked about it, but I had just kept saying, maybe next year, maybe next year, just knowing when your body always knows, your body always knows. So I get so excited about this question.
And I get so excited. Like, I'm clucky, we are clucky.
We are clucky. We are clucky. We want babies.
So we're waiting. And I get excited because it's gonna “it's such a conscious decision I've made. I've waited my whole life.
And yes, you guys, there will be little Ryan and Anna babies, Anna and Ryan babies.
Yeah. Do you feel like, well, I know this, but just to share, like, what do you feel? Actually, someone asked in here, I didn't highlight it as one of my questions, but they were like, I think they asked, like, what would you say to your baby?
Like your baby that's up there in the stars right now, but then like in your intuition, in your womb, like, is it a boy? Is it a girl?
Oh, do we want to go?
Yeah. Well, we can, like, it wasn't in the questions, but like, let's go.
Okay, Bessie, Bessie Primm, I guess. I definitely have felt her for a very long time. I do think we will have one of both. “I definitely have felt them both. I have actually also been told by three separate psychics that I have had twins in every lifetime. And this lifetime, they have this sole contract themselves.
I've literally been told this by three separate psychics, that they have a sole contract with me in this lifetime, that it's really my choice if they want to come through as twins. And I've written them letters, this is years ago, and actually re-put it back on them. And was like, I'm a delegator, guys.
In other words, just don't tell me what to do, because I'm just going to tell you back what to do anyway. Correct.
So I actually know truly though, because I was like, I actually, it's so fine if they want to come through as twins again, but if they do want their own individual little identities this lifetime, I'm going to love them unconditionally, regardless. So I thought if they're up there and they do want to come through as twins, I actually have a whole theory that I will share at a later date. I will not go there now, but I don't want to give it all “away, but I do have a theory around the babies.
But what I would say to them is what I'm already saying to them that, you know, it's up to them now. Eventually, we're not trying, like I can absolutely say we are not currently trying, but that they love.
AKA, I'm just patiently waiting to hit go for them.
Yeah, that is the truth, that is 100% the truth. But I would just tell them what they already know, that they are loved, that we're ready, and that it's safe. All the things that I was a wound in this lifetime with generational trauma, I had to heal.
Because my great-grandmother, grandmother, mother had that wound. And that was the wound that then was projected ultimately onto me, which is I am unlovable and I am unsafe. So the babies know that they are loved, they are lovable, and they are safe to come through into my womb and into the world.
And I know that from having my babies, I was definitely not trying to fall pregnant with my second. And it was a very, with Flo Bear, like I fell pregnant with her when my first “first baby was only nine months old. So a beautiful surprise.
But now that she's here and she is the phenomenal, Tornado, Flornado. Flornado that she is, our little FOMO Flo. Like when you see them and you're just like, your timing was perfect.
Like they choose, they 100% choose. And then when you get to see them, you can just be like, okay. And that's why your first is your first, because they're the one that transitions you from maiden to mother.
And then that second one shows you all those other lessons of whatever that may be.
I reckon this is actually a fun time and date stamp. And let's see, but I have felt so I will time dates. This wasn't my theory.
There's like more theories around this, but I will say my theory around what I think. I think she's coming first. He will be second, but it's a 50-50 chance.
So we want to. And then I have this energy with them that I think she, which is wild because I'm a wild child, but I think she will be like my peace. Like she will just be this like peaceful soul that “that brings ultimate peace to my life.
And I think he will be like a little wild child warrior. I have this thing about...
Stay wild, baby. Stay wild, baby.
So I think, yeah, that's what I think.
Yeah.
It'll be fun to look back on and be like, oh my God, how wrong I was.
And have you seen those things too, where it talks about a mother will have a daughter so that she has a best friend for life, and a mother will have a son to learn what true love really is?
Oh.
Have you seen those before? Your algorithm is not motherhood yet.
Oh yeah. It's a lot of babies. I said to Katy that I am this level of clucky.
I love that this is how long we've talked about this question, but my algorithm is on me because a video popped up and it was just a couple bringing their baby home, their baby go home for the first time, I was telling you yesterday. And I was crying my eyes out and sent Ryan, I'm like, I am this level of clucky, and my snotty crying face, sobbing for this couple “I don't know, with a child that is not my... Like I was like, oh my god, anyway.
So to answer the question you guys, that everyone that asked, yes, there will be little babies in the future.
The world will have...
Its legacy.
More generations of Anna Rose.
Of Anna Rose.”
Bwahaha!Oh god… there’s a new reel… it’s so tacky… help.. i am not okIt’s giving hoochie real estate agent after a home open, with her stupid taw sign. This just gets worse and worse. Who the fuck is telling her this is good content?!!! Short king and katybear?! What a stitch up. This is so embarrassing
Goddam… Global Empire Number 4!Bwahaha!
Hoochie Real Estate Agent, at your service …
Both of them together playing at being ballers is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.Katy pls you are not cut out for this.
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