I thought elegance is a quality, not a clique.
Elheghance is a "subculture"?
What the heck does that even mean?
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Elheghance is a "subculture"?
What the heck does that even mean?
Dear eleghunt mangoes, isn't it amazing what our guru comes up with? Now eleghunce is a subculture! Amazing! I wonder what the Banana would say the staples of this ''subculture'' is? Based on previous Wannabey statements and looks I'd say:
1) granny clothes, preferably in beige tones, must be ill fitting
2) a Chanela or a Hermesa in weird colors to compliment the granny look, like a blue Chanela with a beige quilted jacket
3) any member of the eleghunce ''subculture'' must always sneer and comment how uneleghunt everyone else is to elevate themselves
and finally, 4) to get access to the exclusive subculture, one must pay the Wannabey for her courses to discover all the elite secrets before the hallway/walk in closet door closes and smashes her Chanela.
Otherwise, eleghunce is just a style of dress and not the elite level up nonsense of the Banana.
1) granny clothes, preferably in beige tones, must be ill fitting
2) a Chanela or a Hermesa in weird colors to compliment the granny look, like a blue Chanela with a beige quilted jacket
3) any member of the eleghunce ''subculture'' must always sneer and comment how uneleghunt everyone else is to elevate themselves
and finally, 4) to get access to the exclusive subculture, one must pay the Wannabey for her courses to discover all the elite secrets before the hallway/walk in closet door closes and smashes her Chanela.
Otherwise, eleghunce is just a style of dress and not the elite level up nonsense of the Banana.
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Is this a sofa-bed ?
Does she own a bed?
She has a sofa-bed in her office-home.
anyways, i dont care for her fake brand blankets. what matters is that 1 year old is still a puppy, he needs attention and good care
he doesnt get enough play time, clearly banana doesnt nurture him enough
where are his toys?
justice for teddy
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She overused it... Just like fillers
Oof, that steamer looks like it's been through hell and back (and it probably has because it's Anna's, lol)
Looking at her you would never think that she steams her clothes; even the "steamed" dress she's holding up still has wrinkles
#freethesteamer
Does she even have a working steamer? Or did she pick up the pink one while passing by rubbish containers on the street and thought; 'Whoa, that would be great for my next video!' I cannot recall seeing her actually USE one before. And the pink one looks like it hasn't worked for a really long time....and, I mean, Aija, it's a beginner's mistake to not check the items properly before you present them to the world. Didn't you SEE that the steamer is looking haggard?
Laydeez, this oddly looking, probably old steamer is part of the eleghunce subculture! To be part of the special Banana club, you must have a tatty steamer AND have wrinkly clothes. It is all part of the secret club!
Anna is so lazy she doesn't even look at items she is presenting before posting. I suspect the steamer is part of the ''secrets'' available in her eleghunt stylist course. I know, an incredible reveal of elite knowledge.
Anna has done it again! She wrinkled the steamer! Pay 1.000$ a month to learn this elite secret. Only available for a short time.
Just checked.... Yesterday was Wannabey birthday. Apparently she didn't get anything, not even a new steamer!
Where the F*** is Joe?!
Where the F*** is Joe?!
I bet he fled long ago after seeing how his reputation became so tarnished after his arrangement with her. (Sorry, I cannot accept a cherry tomato and supermarket hummus “meal” as something proper of a wedding. Anyone can do it better.)
With all the escorts he could find around London, he ended up with her
. He must be wishing he had a time machine to change his mind…It does look like she pulled it out of a dumpster, doesn't it? A cheap travel-size steamer starts at $15; there's literally no reason for her to keep that piece of junk around.
I'm embarrassed that I know this, but the former Anna Bey fan in me remembers that 2 years ago, she did a 40 minute video titled "How to Pack Like Anna Bey" (
) in a tiny, dimly lit closet featuring her steamer (which did not look nearly as bad as it does now, but that's not saying much).After that video it disappeared (until it was featured on her stories yesterday).
Even back in my fan days, I couldn't get through more than a third of it
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Well remembered! I forgot it was Banana's birthday. Belated happy b'day, Aija. So, I guess you are 37 now....which is still too young to dress like a granny.
Seems like Anna Bey is actually posting reheated content and not just dog's stories.
Look at the comments (you can deleted them Anna, Tattle never forgets)
Look at the comments (you can deleted them Anna, Tattle never forgets)
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Happy belated Birthday, Aija! Hope you had a nice celebration and Ted's training is going along better every day.
I guess her celebration did not fit the ahfluent, billionaire lifestyle she claims to have so she did not post anything. Not even a faux staged piece of cake or a box of (insert luxury brand). Maybe she will remember this faux pas and post a menu of some restaurant promptly and say that it was all a very private affair that she did not want to share.
I guess right know we can speculate that Joe does not want to publicly associate with Banana. It seems to be, again, pure speculation, that he now has found what her business really is like and therefore he doesn't want her actions to affect his career. It seems the dissent of the followers has started. They don't follow her without critical comment .
I guess her celebration did not fit the ahfluent, billionaire lifestyle she claims to have so she did not post anything. Not even a faux staged piece of cake or a box of (insert luxury brand). Maybe she will remember this faux pas and post a menu of some restaurant promptly and say that it was all a very private affair that she did not want to share.
I guess right know we can speculate that Joe does not want to publicly associate with Banana. It seems to be, again, pure speculation, that he now has found what her business really is like and therefore he doesn't want her actions to affect his career. It seems the dissent of the followers has started. They don't follow her without critical comment .
Came across an interesting video featuring our elegance guru
Wow, very ordinary and cheap looking and terrible quality. The piping is pulling away from the white pillow, and there are tears in the corner. Real elegant stuff there, Anna, but I guess they’re good companions for the fake Hermes blankets.
However, dear, didn’t anyone ever tell you that true elegance is all about the details? Did you skip class that day?
One can get better pillows at my local thrift store (I believe in Europe you call them charity shops).
That cursed steamer picture. First thought I had was... that looks like a fabric shaver. I do not recall Anna mentioning them, but it may be that she owns one (they are great) as it may help to remove Teddy's hairs from ... well, clothes, coach, everywhere.
We could guess that the "steamer" she has catched some hairs and something non-eleganth happened there.
Btw, it looks like she has this absolute cheap one Amazon product
Dear ladiez please. What is the use of a steamer if you purchased the cheapest one and after hours TRYING AND TRYING to steam your stuff it stills wrinkled?
The devil's on the details as usual. Anna way too interested on showing her "Hermessa" and then bang, cursed Amazon steamer that actually ruins your clothes
We could guess that the "steamer" she has catched some hairs and something non-eleganth happened there.
Btw, it looks like she has this absolute cheap one Amazon product
Dear ladiez please. What is the use of a steamer if you purchased the cheapest one and after hours TRYING AND TRYING to steam your stuff it stills wrinkled?
The devil's on the details as usual. Anna way too interested on showing her "Hermessa" and then bang, cursed Amazon steamer that actually ruins your clothes
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