Anna Bey #37 Non-millionaire lifestyle scammer, can't organise a proper meet for the people she fleeces

[jadakizz]

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Why does Ted always look so sad???
Have you guys seen those "dogs before and after adoption" compilations? Where on the "before" pictures the dogs look very sad and miserable and on the "after" pictures they're smiling and wagging their tails? Well Ted looks like a "before" picture in those compilations. Poor baby, I just want to give him a hug

I’d be sad if my owner put that stupid hat on my head and spoke to me like a twat

 

[ShootForTheMoon]

I guess Banana is going for the ''authentic and honest'' vibe about her beauty treatments, but it just ends up feeling a bit wrong to me. Especially a treatment that is this harsh - it looks unflattering and quite scary actually. Didn't she mention that she'd be flying back like this? With a peeling face? That doesn't seem comfortable to me. As an affluent laydee, Banana surely can afford to stay a few more days in London till her skin settles down and feels better. Isn't there a risk that there's some complication for this type of procedure? I hope she has none, but still....

Maybe I am old fashioned and don't understand klaasy and levelled up, but I wouldn't post this type of content if my niche were elegance, luxury, levelling up. This type of content would be kinda expected from someone who is like ''I will test most popular beauty treatments and give you the real deal review of what it feels like'' - that seems like a totally different influencer category.
Perhaps Banana got the treatments for free IF she posts about them... though a laydee with a million-dollar life wouldn't need free treatments, she could afford it. *remembers Chanela in the woods with the truffles*

I also thought that she perhaps couldn't do the laser thing in winter simply because she couldn't afford it back then. She had to sell her clothes first (and do a bit more escorting) to be able to afford the laser treatment.

Also, yeah, you may be right that she may be going for the authentic and honest vibe by showing what things she has had done. But! I personally think that there is no need for that. Even the blind would see that she's not natural and that she's had work done. Plus, we all have seen her less than ideal skin before. So she couldn't fool anyone even if she wanted to. The bottom line is; she wasn't born as pretty as she would have liked and she's had a ton of work done to get closer to her ideal. Also, the ageing has started to kick in so she's trying to keep that at bay. We all can see that. No need to show us pics from the salon.

 

[CantHoldUsDown]

Goals Calling looks like it was written by ChatGPT with photos sourced from Unsplash. I’m not convinced it’s not run by an Indian guy in an office tower in Bangalore.

And I DARE you to click on that Iti girl’s “VIP Package”. It’s literally just a payment screen where you give her €10,000.

You can't fault her for trying lmao
But seriously I enjoy reading these blogs, I take what's useful to me and forget about the rest.

 

[ElegantWOC]

Let's imagine Banana's story is true, she lives with her millionaire husband Joe , missing the train wouldn't have been a big issue. She could have called home, told her husband that she misread the departure platform and he would have just told her to stay in Paris and come back next day. Ted would've been fine in the care of her other half.
OR if Banana was smart, she would have told the dog sitter that she needs him to stay overnight and the matter would be resolved. But I wonder why Banana had to get back to Geneva. Officially she is an influencer, so she doesn't have an office to be at...

Banana, improve your storytelling, even the lies/half truths don't sound luxe anymore.

Yes, Aija’s storytelling is TMI and hard to follow for anyone with brain cells. I wonder what kuhlassy, elephant millionairess has this level of “relatability”.

 

[eigenwijs]

Anna’s meal reminds me of an appetizer, nothing impressive or filling. To fill my elegunt stomach after Anna’s ice cube dessert, I’ll make a bacon wrapped medium rare filet mignon for brunch. Is anyone else hungry after lusting for the millionairess’ plate?

I would like to see her bill.

 

[vanilla_sky]

Unfortunately, a lot of tourists do not know how to dress when visiting Churches especially in the European summer heat. During one of my visits to Rome so many ladies wore shorts and tank tops and the officials who were guarding the doors would not let them in so they had to purchase scarves and veils from the vendors nearby. While visiting some other destinations in Italy, in monasteries were monks literally forbidding someone to enter if not dressed appropriately.
Even in Monaco when doing sightseeing females with tank tops were asked to cover their shoulders upon entering churches.

The other “advice” Anna gave is completely unnecessary but the Church one really is applicable.

I guess you are right, @XxlButterfly! I was thinking more that our guru's content is supposedly geared towards the elegant and levelled up folks and those should know at least some basic church visiting rules, but I guess I forgot that some of her followers are not aware of basic etiquette rules.
I guess what these locations could do to avoid the uneducated tourist issues could be posting more explicit info on their website etc... I wonder if the church in Rome takes a cut from the scarf-selling vendors. Could be a good deal for both parties.
Though of course there's always a chance that someone still doesn't understand. But I don't think Banana is the best guide.

 

[eigenwijs]

Ericasgirlyworld is an influencer from Florida and the other one is the sales associate. I don't know the one on the right.

Is she Brazilian and rather loud ???

 

[ElegantWOC]

Depends on the leather type, it is a common knowledge leather shoes will wrinkle and expand with wear. The image is too blurry to see the stitching. But Anna has had these sandals for years now, she must have bought them with her escorting paycheck… or it was a gift from a client or “affluent” friend…

Oh ok, that makes sense. When I looked up the shoe, I noticed it was the old version. All the close up pictures I get are blurry!

 

[Hairyoga]

The tale of Anna Bey- the elegant stylist and a dress that is not the right size. Lets call this tale - SATURDAY
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In her latest closet organization video, she shared a tip to hide all the holes of the Ikea closets to make it look more elegant. I guess she still does not follow her own advice... It did not seem like much work to do, though.
She is big on personal branding, and it looks like this is not on brand. Will she be retiring soon?

 

[gloria.gilbert]

@gloria.gilbert An invoice is like a bill for services performed - in your case, the service of Banana style improvement. Next thing we know Banana will offer ''digital makeovers'' to her followers, though her photoshop skills aren't nearly as good as yours.
Aija's Z-list meet up with the rather hefty ticket price is possibly another attempt for her to get a little bit of crash. Maybe she has a deal with the brand where she will get a % of sales and the ladies attending will surely feel pressure to buy something to be levelled up and elegant.
I guess Aija is trying to make the app meetups look a little more klaasy and exclusive. Her app subscribers already pay a lot for the app membership and now they have to pay for a pricy skincare brand's sales pitch? It seems a bit unfair and the price is quite high. In fact, you could buy the very eleghunt Pucci boots online for the same price. At least then you'd have an item you could wear and not just a picture with the guru herself.
Anyone interested in high end skincare can surely have a look at the skincare counters in department stores or Sephora and whatever chain there is in their location - quite a few brands do give out free samples if the customer asks nicely.

Lol, I thought I would wake up my sleeping boyfriend from laughing
And really nice analytics of an upcoming scam

 

[dunhill]

EVERYTHING about Anna is 2-3 decades old. Even her 'fad' diet. In early 2000s it was believed that low fat diet is healthiest and all the skin products were harsh to remove healthy oils from the skin.

Absolutely! I bet for a time she was a Clinque three step woman.

soaps from 1980s. Sans the shoulder pads.

When I was younger, I used to joke my life was a bit like Dynasty minus the toyboys. Now I'm older with a preference for younger men, my life no longer resembles Dynasty. However, the younger men are a great consolation.

 

[london89]

I’m back with photoshops 🥸
I added
1) human brows
2) smokey eyes and eyeliner
3) lighter lip color
4) an effect of healthier hair

and these different hairstyles
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The best makeup she ever had was the one for photoshoot in Paris
The makeup artist I guess tried to create the same vision as me in these photoshops: enlarging and bringing down brows on the face, elongating eyes cuz she has a lot of space between outer eye corners and temples as well as softwning her eyelids with eyeshadows and bringing them up to her brows for lifting effect

but unfortunately it doesn’t go well with this sleek bun and her body proportions: an already huge head is even more enlarged by her chin and cheekbones injections which make her head looks monstrous (and she looks just like overinjected lady from Russia Alyona Popova but she’s better then Anna because she’s a women rights and victims of abuse activist)
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And here are her own make up looks and attempts to make a smoky eye
its very pathetic and I’m too lazy to start criticizing it - but it’s obviously bad at least because of colors she chooses - either too cold—shaded - blue grey and violet or too dark and warm-shaded - brown and orange
that’s another prove she’s a really shitty color consultant
and I don’t even talk about her artistic and blending skills
she doesn’t get contrast and shades pairing, her lips and eyes makeup shades don’t suit each other and both focal points dont suit her complexion, she should accentuate her eyes only

Omg this is amazin! Not even a fan of shorter hair but I think she looks younger and classier with the bob and bangs

 

[ElegantWOC]

She tries to follow the QUEIT LUXURY trend, but everything looks so trashy or grumpy.

That is my main point about Anna for my post. I mentioned every affluent woman’s not a monolith, styles differ, real education matters in my last posts and I couldn’t cover everything in this one either,
From Why Anna Bey Isn’t A Millionairess, Abridged
“If Anna Bey was a millionaire’s wife/millionairess, SHE WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE!!! If Anna was a millionairess, she’d carry a “cheep” Michael Kors, plain leather bag or gaudy Louis Vuitton like no one’s business! What non-elegant people do has no bearing on a millionairess…Hell no are ALL or even some wealthy presenting themselves as put together or stylish!
The “wealthy” aren’t judging what angle you hold your food or cup, as long as you aren’t culturally inappropriate; even then the “wealthy” or rich aren’t a monolith. Anna Bey is bleeding her and your pockets by selling you an unrealistic, plastic and vapid lie of what “high society” is.”

but she missed her own point about quiet luxury + made up her own matronly, dollar store version of it. That’s what Anna is selling women, a made up lifestyle and I wasn’t focusing on how real affluent women act since that would’ve been redundant since the most liked posts mentioned that in depth & digressed from my main point.

We need to focus on what Anna is doing - she is trying to persuade her followers that she is a genuine millionairess and that she knows the secret to getting the luxury life many people. Anna claims that her tips are worth a lot of money and that they are more valuable than an education. As discussed earlier in this thread, the main target of Anna's overpriced courses are women from not so wealthy backgrounds, likely low income, who might not have a lot of education - or are unable to afford higher education - …and Banana also has a lot of negativity that she spreads - she looks down on less klaasy and elefant people and hopes her followers will do the same. This might create trouble for her followers - they might unwittingly come across as escorts or just plain rude.

The difference is that they’re being genuine with how they feel about their possessions. Are Chiara and Dubai & Paris women selling highly priced courses on a luxury life to lower income women?

“For a supposedly wise affluent wife, Anna Bey spends unwisely and recklessly on material items instead of further education or personal development,”
I covered education in my last posts. Touting herself as the only educational venue, better than colleges is contradictory when she also does these weird things, walking back what she sold years ago since my demographic is what she targets. No quiet luxury woman announces her moves as loud as Anna does.
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Anna is listening.. in the walls

 

[Pasha]

Yes, I thought it was odd she was in Paris for a “quick visit” as opposed to “dining/shopping in Paris,” for such an elegant and affluent person, plus a VIP wouldn’t share where she is at the moment without security precautions!! An US equivalent of rich travel for me is boarding a 30-45 minute flight to Atlanta, GA instead of driving 4 hours or travelling 2 hours to NY for shopping and a luncheon instead of 12 hours on the road.
Even a podunk hotel Anna hates would offer slippers for us rabbit sized feet laydeez
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FFS, she’s thick! What is she talking about? what is that word salad? I’m thinking she is now trying to separate rich from elegant so that down the road she can say- yeah I’m poor but still elegHunt!
Totally agree! I live in the States, but have European origins, I find it hilarious to watch how she is trying to paint this rich woman picture.
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Can her hubs be her actual manage?

 

[Pardon my French]

I feel so bad for Teddy. My brother has a dog like him (also cost a helluva lot from a breeder + he’s a liquid millionaire if that floats your boat, Anna), and he sent her to a doggy boarding school for either 3-4 or 6 months to be properly trained.

A respectable breeder would’ve vetted homes their puppies go to and the personalities/attitudes of their owners since they’re a high demand, high maintenance designer breed for their safety, welfare of the dogs and reputation. Plus, a real millionairess would’ve shared months in advance about the delivery of their dog, the medical records of the mother and which puppy in the litter is theirs, how the dog’s room and play area is set up, etc. and not say, “he’s a surprise!! Eee!!” Even a ten thousandairess would’ve shared this information.

As a millionaire’s wife, wouldn’t you have the decency to send Teddy to training school since a puppy and high energy breed will tear up your home if given the chance, since research would’ve told you they tend to get depressed very easily by a lack of socialization or space?
Why isn’t he running in the rolling hills you claim Irish Mist does if you really love him and horses? At least take only yourself down and not Teddy as collateral damage. I hope he destroys your clothing and Hermessas/Chanellas so you can’t deceive anymore people.

The laziest millionairess would’ve chose a low energy breed to be her lapdog so her help could do the exercise she refuses to do by walking and playing with him properly.

His quality of life must be lonesome and horrible being a purse dog.. A millionairess with a heart would’ve taken her pet to a canine therapist, allotted Teddy lots of indoor and outdoor space to be a puppy, or gave him to a home with more love & outdoor space. He is not a breed that would like being an accessory. Years are being taken off his life being in Anna’s welfare. A proper purse dog for her would be a stuffed animal or nothing at all.

A millionairess would have a dog walker/sitter. It's not even expensive, some services start from €20 overnight. There are apps with full BG checks, you just bring the dog, bed and toys to the people who look after him.

 

[XxlButterfly]

I just got my summer tires - so winter is over. Did anyone see Anna wear her wonderful Hermes suede boots? That she definitely did not return?

See old post here: https://tattle.life/threads/anna-be...-over-whats-her-next-plan.30328/post-10847848

I believe she has worn these once or twice they look so familiar, but seriously, not sure. Might be that she returned them

 

[ShootForTheMoon]

Thread title suggestion: Anna Bey #38: The elegant faker going broke: no husband, no cash, only beat up Chanela and no fresh ideas
Prediction for video content (all meant as a joke, of course, but disclaiming just in case )
''Deer elghunt laydeez, when packing for travel you need to make sure:
1) only use designer luggage - non-branded luggage isn't klaasy
2) do not pack anything practical, like running shoes - so very uneleghunt. A pair of Hermessa sandals will be far more suitable because then everyone knows you do quiet luxury
3)pack all the evening dresses to be always overdressed in public - it is everyone else who is underdressed, not you who is over the top
4)don't pack bags suitable for travel, like unklaasy bum bags. Instead, polish up your Chanelas and Hermessas. Yes, they're also suitable for hiking and forests ! You will be the most eleghunt laydee on the Alpine hiking trail
5) buy my eleghunt granny course cause I need some $$ to pretend I am rich
6) extra travel tip - make everyone very jealous of your ahfluent travel, make sure to take plenty of pictures of the restaurant menus and random arm shots of your travel companions

Mangoes, anything else to add?

Love the title suggestion for the next thread

 

[LucyGr]

Sometimes, it makes more of a statement to deliberately not buy into so-called status items such as the ones you have mentioned.

Not everyone suits a Burberry trench, some need a softer, more fluid outline. There are also so many other, potentially better trench coats out there too. Are you wanting a Burberry trench because it looks amazing on you, or is it because it's a Burberry trench? This is an important question to consider.

As for Valentino rock studs, they're not exactly a business casual look, and for me, too tied into the Roland Mouret tight dress aesthetic that was all the rage back when Victoria Beckham was still a WAG. And, without wanting to be rude, a bit of a hooker shoe too. Your money is better spent on a simple pair of Manolo Blahnik high heeled pumps or if you want something a bit more obvious, a pair of Chanel two-tone sling backs.

For a business casual, timeless, classic clothing, I would be looking at Joseph, The Row, The Fold for ideas before looking at what people are wearing. I rarely read fashion magazines these days, but the How To Spend It section of the Financial Times is great for inspirations. And, like others have said, Pinterest is a good place to start, ditto Instagram. For the latter, if I am looking at a particular brand, I look under the tagged section and see how people are wearing these labels.

Lastly, and, don't laugh, but there's a BBC tv series called The Split. Hannah, the female lead was a lawyer and her wardrobe was impeccable.

Thanks for a TV drama recommendation

 

[eigenwijs]

Hi, I haven't been here for a while.

Unfortunately, this blogger mentions Anna in a positive way.

 

[jadakizz]

Tattle SEO is getting better and better all the time. I think it is because of the amount of posts and the keywords within the post. So our guru laydee can't stop us from tattling about her. Every follower who changes her mind and doesn't give her $ to Anna is a win for me. I almost bought Anna's course but now I know the truth. And want others to know it, too.

Yep and so so important we say Anna Bey when commenting on here?
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Packing Hacks ALL Classy Women Use!

1. Always start in advance so you have time to plan. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. But sadly not piss poor YouTube videos.

2. Define what kind of luggage you need - check-in or just carry on? Ask yourself: what will the weather be, what activities will you be doing, and how long is your trip? She plugs Rimowa, totes not sponsored though!

3. Choose the right luggage for you i.e. hard or soft? Make sure your carry on bag can stack on top and it fits any size limit by the airline

4. Pros and cons of carry on only - Anna once travelled for three months with just a carry on bag, LOL! Obviously, the downside of a carry on bag is you can't pack much.

5. Pack "non-creasing" materials ie polyester rather than cotton or linen. Doesn't Anna tell her eleghunt mangoes not to buy/wear polyester? Isn't that what the famous steamer is for?

6. Only pack neutrals - this makes it easier to combine outfits

7. Travel with a carry on even if you have checked luggage - then you can put all your designer goods and jewellery in it! #genius Anna mentions her HUSBAND

8. Pack "emergency" clothes in your carry on i.e. what you'll wear if your luggage is lost/stolen

Plug for The Fabulous Future Formula for THE ABSOLUTE LAST TIME

9. Create a packing list. Shouldn't that be first? Anna's is in the description box and contains all her affiliate links!!!

10. Create a trip "itenary" or as Anna calls it "activity sheet" with big finger quotes. Then you can "curate cute outfits" for the occcasion

11. If you're packing in a rush, only pack dresses (so you don't have to plan outfits)

12. Be smart with your shoe choices - preferably nude so they match any outfit. Anna repeats *sigh* her bizarre idea that shoes should always match your skin colour, ie if you have fair skin you should never wear black shoes or vice versa

13. Wear your heaviest shoes on the flight - as long as they're flat

14. Make smart handbag choices - again make sure they match different outfits etc.

15. Don't travel with full sized toiletries. Not many people do that anyway ...

16. Buy a toiletry bag with a hard cover - make sure it's not CHEAP LOOKING *shudders* or covered in logos, which "ruins the experience." What experience? The experience of putting your toiletries in a slightly different bag?

17. "Make sure you have good overview of your toiletry bag" - what? I think she means see-through but she hates clear PVC bags cuz they get too dirty

18. Separate makeup from other toiletries

19. Use packing cubes - Don't "live like a slob!" FOLD YOUR CLOTHES

20. Organise your packing cubes by category ie T-shirts, underwear, etc.

21. Bring multiple laundry bags. Someone in the chat pointed out that hotels do your laundry for you, Anna replied "it's for when you can't or don't want to get your laundry done." When you're travelling off-season just like she does

22. Bring your shoes in shoe bags - How many bags are we up to at this stage?!

23. Fill your handbags with something soft - so they don't get squished. Designer handbags should go in carry on only, unless you're hiking and then you can bring your Hermessa

24. If you're travelling with a hat box, fill it with other stuff (so it justifies the space it'll take up in your luggage). Anna's suitcases must be like the TARDIS with all these boxes and bags. I know those Rimowa cases are hug but still

25. Buy a hat clip - instead of bringing a huge goddamn hat box

Final tips:
Buy an Apple AirTag and tag your luggage
Always lock your luggage
Never check in valuables or gadgets
ALWAYS PACK A STEAMER
Pack laundry detergent - in case of emergencies!

Next video supposedly about styling tools although we know it won't be

Wtf that isn’t how to be classy that is how to use your common sense (other than the dumb stuff she said). I’ve barely travelled anywhere and yet when I do I do most of these “classy” things she mentions. And she makes thousands to talk this shut. I’m in the wrong career.