10 Items YOU NEED To Look Expensive On A Budget In Spring
You NEED them. All well-dressed women have them! Anna doesn't care if you're sick of the eight or so previous videos she's released on this subject. She's coming back for more! All throughout the video she talks about what eleghunt water goblins wear in spring, showing off various examples from H&M and Zara. There's only so much she's willing to spend before it all gets returned to the store.
1. "Colourful suits" - she shows off cerise tailored trousers and a matching blazer from Zara. The colour is far too bright for her. She gushes that the belt creates a waist. You're still not an hourglass, Anna
2. Denim shirt dresses - thinks it looks youthful and that together with a "conservative" dress makes an "interesting salt and sweet type of mix." WTF? Predictably, the dress she chose looks incredibly matronly on her
3. Silk or satin shirt dresses - again, very granny-hooker-chic, looks like a nightgown with a bit of rope tied around the waist.
4. "Voluminous A-Line Skirt" or in Anna's words "volumous." Anna's skirt finishes at the widest part of her calf (she's not shrieking about "cutting off the leg" now!), makes her look like she has swallowed a beach ball, and is paired with shoes that clearly don't fit because her toes are sticking out.
5. Polka dots - "it's such a CLAHSSIC and TIMELESS piece of print!" She models a sleeveless dress with a sweetheart neckline, this one is from Reformation and a little more expensive. Quote: "we need to have a little polka dress in our arsenal as classy women!" We get a little reference to her HUSBAND who totally loves her in a midi dress!!! Joe's probably more turned on by Arsenal FC.
6. Printed dresses - she goes for a weird geometric print which looks great on the beautiful model on the website, but not so great on Anna Bey. We get a nightmarish Photoshop of Anna on a beach with sunglasses superimposed onto her face.
7. "Pencil skirt dresses" - she means very fitted dresses. Once again she chose one that is an unflattering length and highlights her lack of a waist. Anna thinks EVERY woman should have a dress like this. I'd rather not, thanks
8. Silk dresses - I give up. What is her obsession with silk? She chooses a white version in cheap satin. Quote: "I don't care if it looks like a nightgown." Yeah, we can see that, love
9. Smart shirt - It's wrinkled, made of cheap satin, and in a bright blue that makes her look ghostly pale
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist. At least put this at the start of the video, not at the end where you have already made it clear you don't have much sense of style at all?
10. High waisted trousers and silk blouse - Makes her look both older and very, very bottom-heavy
She says her next video is ten more tips on dressing for spring. Which means it'll be about something completely different! Place your bets, laydeeeeeez