But it’s been a while since we last saw his full body, so it might be him. If it isn’t him, who else? Another Lebanese “sugar daddy”?
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But laydeez, Banana demonstrated for us that she had dinner with someone (who may be Joe, may be not)! It was even more than an arm! Now she must think that she's proven us that she is happily married milionairess with unique, eleghunt and klassy life. Including the most elegant posts of her dog butt sniff and pee pictures. Laydeez, we should also strive to level up to washing poopy dog in the bath level... that is the level of elegance and elite that you can only get after her course! Perhaps Banana's new course will be ''how to be an eleghunt dog mom''.
Joe is over 40, and we all know men tend to get that “dad bod”. He never looked much of a sport type. No need to fat shame him tho.
Wow, that's not just the least flattering picture, but it rather looks like it was taken on the sly and not with consent of the man she is taking the picture of.
I mean really, what's even the point of posting a picture like that. Anna, are you trolling us?
I mean really, what's even the point of posting a picture like that. Anna, are you trolling us?
I checked Banana's instagram, it is a screenshot of a reel/video and it does look like it is taken on the sly with the guy not knowing. If it was her husband Joe, surely a post about going to a restaurant with his wife wouldn't be too badly impacting his career? Maybe it is some other guy. Anyhow, if it was say, a good friend, wouldn't a friend agree to be featured in her story? After al, it is just a restaurant visit and nothing too clandestine. Then Banana would prove she has all kinds of friends.
But as we know, our eleghunt laydee is very covert. I do wonder what she will do now that the ski season is over? Perhaps she will find another cheap out of season ''luxury'' destination to flaunt her supposed wealth?
But as we know, our eleghunt laydee is very covert. I do wonder what she will do now that the ski season is over? Perhaps she will find another cheap out of season ''luxury'' destination to flaunt her supposed wealth?
I thought Loro Piana is a quiet luxury? I kinda expecting that hookers will go for Chanel or LV
Some wear Chanel and LV, some YSL and Valentino, and others Loro Piana and Bruno Cucinelli. There's no one-size fits all look for hookers - some you can spot a mile off, but many, you would have no idea they are escorts as their clothing and accessories are not branded or emblazoned with logos, nor are they dressed in a way you imagine a hooker would dress.
I think that the original intention that Banana had was to NEVER reveal her husband's identity (prolly because he didn't want that). However, this went pear shaped because Tattle found out who Joe is and now he doesn't want to have anything to do with her publicly....so the result is that even something as innocuous having lunch with his wife is now considered a no no. Meaning; they both probably thought that as long as his identity stays concealed, she is OK to mention him here and there and show his wrist occasionally. They probably thought they could do that forever. But then his identity got revealed and all the bad publicity might have impacted his career....so now Banana if 'forbidden' to show him
But I too think that this is some other guy, I'd bet it's her paying client.
We revealed his identity but she's the one who was draping herself all over Bassam for the world to see and posting about her "lovely night with him." If she hadn't done that, maybe Joe could appear in a photo or two with her nowI think that the original intention that Banana had was to NEVER reveal her husband's identity (prolly because he didn't want that). However, this went pear shaped because Tattle found out who Joe is and now he doesn't want to have anything to do with her publicly....so the result is that even something as innocuous having lunch with his wife is now considered a no no. Meaning; they both probably thought that as long as his identity stays concealed, she is OK to mention him here and there and show his wrist occasionally. They probably thought they could do that forever. But then his identity got revealed and all the bad publicity might have impacted his career....so now Banana if 'forbidden' to show him
Yes, Banana made a complete fool of Joe back then by climbing on Bassam like a stalk of ivy, that's for sure. I don't blame him that he doesn't want to be associated with her.
I may be wrong but I wonder if Joe reads Tattle regularly too? If memory serves the last time we saw him was when they were in Paris together back in the fall 2022 and she took a pic of him (his whole body) while he was standing at the lift at the hotel. Granted, it was from a distance but he was still clearly recognizable there. I wonder if he upon seeing that, got angry with her and strictly forbade her from showing him again. Hence the reason we haven't seen him for a very long time now?
I really hate how Banana doesn't respect people's boundaries, if someone doesn't want to be in a picture with her, she should respect that. It's absolutely disgusting how she always pushes people's boundaries for her own gain. Not only with Joe but she's been known to post pictures of other people most likely without their consent (e.g. the Swiss finishing school gathering etc).
I think our eleghunt laydee doesn't know much of posting ettiquette. Her A-list meet up video had lots of other people in the background, people who did not know or likely were not even informed of her speshul seecret event.
I think one issue with our guru is that despite the fact that she is flogging the who level up elite networking thing, she is not so good at making connections that can be beneficial for her and other people. Like she hasn't befriended a few wannabey affluent laydees to hang out with and post hermessas and chanelas with. The Wannabey list meet ups don't really count, they are rare occassions and it seems Banana doesn't do much to keep growing that overpriced app community.
I also wonder if Joe may have found tattle at some point and realised that his dahling wife is not just a run of the mill faux affluent blogger. I would assume that a supportive husband would be happy to appear in a few posts of his wife if her whole influencer persona is harmless enough. But Banana's sus courses and overpriced app are just a bit too much.
Laydeez, did you see, the Daily Mail had a story about our guru again! I wonder if it is a paid for article or really genuine reporting. I hear the Daily Mail does charge a bit for fluff pieces. Maybe that's why Aija doesn't have cash for the spring equivalent of Courchevel.
I think one issue with our guru is that despite the fact that she is flogging the who level up elite networking thing, she is not so good at making connections that can be beneficial for her and other people. Like she hasn't befriended a few wannabey affluent laydees to hang out with and post hermessas and chanelas with. The Wannabey list meet ups don't really count, they are rare occassions and it seems Banana doesn't do much to keep growing that overpriced app community.
I also wonder if Joe may have found tattle at some point and realised that his dahling wife is not just a run of the mill faux affluent blogger. I would assume that a supportive husband would be happy to appear in a few posts of his wife if her whole influencer persona is harmless enough. But Banana's sus courses and overpriced app are just a bit too much.
Laydeez, did you see, the Daily Mail had a story about our guru again! I wonder if it is a paid for article or really genuine reporting. I hear the Daily Mail does charge a bit for fluff pieces. Maybe that's why Aija doesn't have cash for the spring equivalent of Courchevel.
When everyone is busy with family or traveling away for the long weekend (4 days weekend as well in Switzerland), Wannabey is busy escorting in empty Geneva....
I agree with you all, it's not Joe on the storie, he isn't the sporty kind, but he's a shrimp. The man featured seems to have a wider body.
There is definitely no one else wherever Anna bey went, her only company where her client and Teddy's half brothers parents. You can see their shadow in her story, but no hubby shadow
She wasn't at Courchevel for the closing weekend of the season... And I'm pretty sure we won't see her traveling before June - remember, June is the new luxury month for holidays, she's broke and busy trying to enroll for SOTEW, Z-list and Eleghunt Styelist.
So there won't be any of those:
- visit a European city
- go to a friend's south of France villa (shes got no friend anyway)
- weekend in Marrakech, Spain or Portugal - no hotel, rent a villa
- no long haul to Asia or the US
these being the large range of destinations for Spring where European bourgeoisie likes to travel.
Just some cute Teddy and poor Irish Mist stories to come until summer (and more 2015 cropped pants
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Also Anna just found out that when you expose yourfake life on the internet, people always have an opinion about it! I thought you were familiar with Tattle already Anna. Your eleghunt community seems to attack you a lot recently.
I agree with you all, it's not Joe on the storie, he isn't the sporty kind, but he's a shrimp. The man featured seems to have a wider body.
There is definitely no one else wherever Anna bey went, her only company where her client and Teddy's half brothers parents. You can see their shadow in her story, but no hubby shadow
She wasn't at Courchevel for the closing weekend of the season... And I'm pretty sure we won't see her traveling before June - remember, June is the new luxury month for holidays, she's broke and busy trying to enroll for SOTEW, Z-list and Eleghunt Styelist.
So there won't be any of those:
- visit a European city
- go to a friend's south of France villa (shes got no friend anyway)
- weekend in Marrakech, Spain or Portugal - no hotel, rent a villa
- no long haul to Asia or the US
these being the large range of destinations for Spring where European bourgeoisie likes to travel.
Just some cute Teddy and poor Irish Mist stories to come until summer (and more 2015 cropped pants
)Also Anna just found out that when you expose your
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Scamma's scheduled a new video about whether to buy the Chanel Flap Bag. Here's a tip for you, sweetheart: When you tell your audience what your next video is going to be, that's what they'll be expecting. Don't release a completely different video the next week
Should you buy the Chanel Flap Bag in 2023?
Laydeeeeeeeeeeez! Have you finally scraped together a few pennies in the four or five years since Anna began selling courses, and now you're thinking of buying a designer bag? Watch this first!
Anna says the price of the Chanel flap bag has increased by almost $4000 USD in the space of just three years; so should you, The Poors, buy it? She DAZZLES us with totes genius statistics. In the 35 years between 1955 and 1990, the cost of the flap bag increased by 500%. In the 33 years between 1990 and today, it's increased by 1000%. I don't think there are many things left that cost the same today as they did in 1995. But, my eleghunt goblins, it's not just inflation or market trends! Other brands are not increasing the price of their bags by this much! WTF happened? Anna's gonna tell us! She repeatedly mentions the "luxury community"; is this a SUBCULTURE, like the eleghunce community?
"Hardware issues" - Have you tried turning your bag off and turning it on again? Now Chanel bags only come with gold TONED hardware (in the past it was actually gold-plated) that discolours quickly or breaks off. She plays several videos of random people on TikTok or Insta complaining about the bags, just to fill video runtime.
"Leather imperfections" - Dull or peeling leather, etc. Anna hastens to add that this isn't exclusive to Chanel, but you can find lots of complaints about it online. Anna stresses she loves Chanel and will always be a customer - or would, if she could sell a few more online courses. She's just espresso depresso that it's not what it used to be
"Loss of buyer exclusivity" - Chanel used to be for ahffluent ladies but now there are "not very classy people" buying it. She shows pictures of supposedly trashy celebrities holding the bag, with a sound effect of someone saying "ewwwww!" Anyone can afford the bag now, except Anna. Now, the brand isn't "luxury" or "aspirational" enough, and can be bought by any "lip-syncing TikToker twerking in her Daisy Duke hotpants." I'd rather look like her than a 90-year-old hooker but hey ho.
After a plug for The Eleghunt Stylist, she tells us there are too many Chanellas "tarnishing the brand", like Anna's! She complains again that it's less exclusive because fakes are easy to buy, and it's everywhere on social media. You might not want to align yourself with that kind of person. Sorry if it's harsh, laydeeeeez, but that's just basic psychology and marketing!
So, should you buy it? Anna compares pictures of Jackie O holding Chanel bags vs pictures of Paris Hilton holding them. She complains that the Chanel bag costs almost as much as a Hermes Birkin or Kelly, but the quality is nowhere as good - she knows because she's got them all. Anna, comparing your AliExpress bags is hardly the same. She says "don't be a sheep", "don't buy into the hype", instead watch her other video about her favourite designer bags. NO ONE WANTS AN ALAIA TOTE, ANNA.
On an unrelated note, I'm a few years younger than Anna and have only just bought my first ever real designer bag: a c.2004 Dior "Gambler" bowler bag from a reputable resale store, and I love it. May not be "exclusive" or worthy of Old Hollywood but I'd take it over a Chanella or Hermessa
Laydeeeeeeeeeeez! Have you finally scraped together a few pennies in the four or five years since Anna began selling courses, and now you're thinking of buying a designer bag? Watch this first!
Anna says the price of the Chanel flap bag has increased by almost $4000 USD in the space of just three years; so should you, The Poors, buy it? She DAZZLES us with totes genius statistics. In the 35 years between 1955 and 1990, the cost of the flap bag increased by 500%. In the 33 years between 1990 and today, it's increased by 1000%. I don't think there are many things left that cost the same today as they did in 1995. But, my eleghunt goblins, it's not just inflation or market trends! Other brands are not increasing the price of their bags by this much! WTF happened? Anna's gonna tell us! She repeatedly mentions the "luxury community"; is this a SUBCULTURE, like the eleghunce community?
"Hardware issues" - Have you tried turning your bag off and turning it on again? Now Chanel bags only come with gold TONED hardware (in the past it was actually gold-plated) that discolours quickly or breaks off. She plays several videos of random people on TikTok or Insta complaining about the bags, just to fill video runtime.
"Leather imperfections" - Dull or peeling leather, etc. Anna hastens to add that this isn't exclusive to Chanel, but you can find lots of complaints about it online. Anna stresses she loves Chanel and will always be a customer - or would, if she could sell a few more online courses. She's just espresso depresso that it's not what it used to be
"Loss of buyer exclusivity" - Chanel used to be for ahffluent ladies but now there are "not very classy people" buying it. She shows pictures of supposedly trashy celebrities holding the bag, with a sound effect of someone saying "ewwwww!" Anyone can afford the bag now, except Anna. Now, the brand isn't "luxury" or "aspirational" enough, and can be bought by any "lip-syncing TikToker twerking in her Daisy Duke hotpants." I'd rather look like her than a 90-year-old hooker but hey ho.
After a plug for The Eleghunt Stylist, she tells us there are too many Chanellas "tarnishing the brand", like Anna's! She complains again that it's less exclusive because fakes are easy to buy, and it's everywhere on social media. You might not want to align yourself with that kind of person. Sorry if it's harsh, laydeeeeez, but that's just basic psychology and marketing!
So, should you buy it? Anna compares pictures of Jackie O holding Chanel bags vs pictures of Paris Hilton holding them. She complains that the Chanel bag costs almost as much as a Hermes Birkin or Kelly, but the quality is nowhere as good - she knows because she's got them all. Anna, comparing your AliExpress bags is hardly the same. She says "don't be a sheep", "don't buy into the hype", instead watch her other video about her favourite designer bags. NO ONE WANTS AN ALAIA TOTE, ANNA.
On an unrelated note, I'm a few years younger than Anna and have only just bought my first ever real designer bag: a c.2004 Dior "Gambler" bowler bag from a reputable resale store, and I love it. May not be "exclusive" or worthy of Old Hollywood but I'd take it over a Chanella or Hermessa
Good morning Tattle! Anna spent a very lonely eleghunt productive Easter Monday answering our questions and more damage control!
here's a sum up:
she actually wore the Hermès boots
The so promised 'big celebration after pandemic ' is not going to happen (I bet Joe isn't going to spend a penny on that anyway)
Are you sure dear Eleghunt Mangoe?
I'm sure no man as such bad tastes Anna, we know you can't style yourself and Joe just says yes so he doesn't hear your voice anymore.
Banana needs you to give her matter for her pohdcast
We thought you invented it Anna Bey?
And finally, the Arc de Triomphe of worst looks and scary face from our favourite elegant stylist:
Throw that coat away!
here's a sum up:
she actually wore the Hermès boots
The so promised 'big celebration after pandemic ' is not going to happen (I bet Joe isn't going to spend a penny on that anyway)
Are you sure dear Eleghunt Mangoe?
I'm sure no man as such bad tastes Anna, we know you can't style yourself and Joe just says yes so he doesn't hear your voice anymore.
Banana needs you to give her matter for her pohdcast
We thought you invented it Anna Bey?
And finally, the Arc de Triomphe of worst looks and scary face from our favourite elegant stylist:
Throw that coat away!
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She's been mentioning (but not showing!) Joe more in the past week or so - clearly as a response to Tattle's neverending questions. But I wonder; could they be divorcing? What if they're already divorced? Is there a way to verify that? Some public register or something? She says '... blah blah blah my husband this and my husband that, blah blah blah'...but we haven't seen him for ages! What if Joe finds someone he REALLY wants to be with? Wouldn't Banana be cast aside then? How long does she think she can play this charade? Even the most blind of her followers must know by now that something is seriously off with that marriage. Is Aija really so naive to think that she can sustain this nonsense long term? The promised large celebration in Joe's native country is clearly off for good. And now the liar says the she never wanted a large wedding anyway?! Yeah, right, you lying b.i.t.c.h.! I hate how she thinks she can lead everyone on! We see through your crap, Aija!
Thank you for the screenshots @Pardon my French!
Average Joe is Catholic?
My dhear eleghant Catholic ladiezzzz, could you please help this poor Protestant soul out?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a marriage to a Catholic outside of the church non-sacramental? I've seen mixed answers on the validity of a Catholic's marriage performed outside of a church without the supervision a priest, and Anna Bey and Joseph Hallit were married at city hall. Anna has said nothing about being a Christian (and she's into LOA and astrology, which violates Christianity anyway). Is their marriage valid in Catholicism?
Always a pleasure @sweet_tea 
I like to post them here so 'tattle doesn't forget'
Switzerland is a Catholic country, you pay a tax for the church and get excommunicated if you decide to stop paying. Now it doesn't mean that marrying at the city hall make your wedding a Catholic one, I think it's rather a smart move for Joe, when he divorces Anna he can still have a real Church wedding someday.
Just like you, I doubt Anna has any form of religious beliefs, and she's definitely not a Catholic for choosing such a career path (the scamming one, not the escorting).
I guess a huge part of her audience must be Christian though, that's why she used to have all this ' dress conservative' era - in addition to her geriatric hooker style, but here again, I doubt this audience have sticked with her since a million variations of Anna Bey was born on the internet in the past 3 years
Update: yes Teddy boys comes from a certainly questionable animal breeding farm
And Wannabey spent the weekend with no human friends - man, she must look terrifying IRL, look at that face, who would post such a picture of themselves unless it's their best?
I like to post them here so 'tattle doesn't forget'Switzerland is a Catholic country, you pay a tax for the church and get excommunicated if you decide to stop paying. Now it doesn't mean that marrying at the city hall make your wedding a Catholic one, I think it's rather a smart move for Joe, when he divorces Anna he can still have a real Church wedding someday.
Just like you, I doubt Anna has any form of religious beliefs, and she's definitely not a Catholic for choosing such a career path (the scamming one, not the escorting).
I guess a huge part of her audience must be Christian though, that's why she used to have all this ' dress conservative' era - in addition to her geriatric hooker style, but here again, I doubt this audience have sticked with her since a million variations of Anna Bey was born on the internet in the past 3 years
Update: yes Teddy boys comes from a certainly questionable animal breeding farm
And Wannabey spent the weekend with no human friends - man, she must look terrifying IRL, look at that face, who would post such a picture of themselves unless it's their best?
My dear ladiezh, as usual our eleganth lady is all over the place and it keeps getting worse and worse.
First and foremost, this is absolute horrible advice and it actually explains why Anna's style has been getting worse. It is shocking because it was never good and somehow it reaches new levels of out of the place combinations.
This is 101 how a narcissistic partner behaves. Pretending that all you do, including how you dress up, is 100% for them. I actually BELIEVE that Anna has issues with being a magnet of narcissists because with this mindset, you are literally the easiest target.
She is providing 2 bad examples /advice here.
First: Anna tries to sell that you can "fake it" to lvl up your style going to Zara and purchasing her preloved crap to "pass" as some type of old money / elegant person. It is so silly and dangerous.
Most people from those social circles will spot you easily as a vulerable lost soul. Worst case scenario, if you go to a 5 stars hotel lobby with a friend, some gentlemans will think you are there escorting Even the staff members will recognise you are a new face and don't know what to order.
You cannot, and I don't know how to stress this enough, CANNOT fake belonging to a social circle of individuals that grew up with multiple properties, trust funds and housekeepers. The Anna Bey case is 1 in a 100000 and it actually ended up pretty badly.
The best investment to lvl up is actually building up a career where people respect you. That also applies if you actually are a good housewife (by this I mean, taking care of being a good host and your kids, not "elegant" crap)
Second: Anna says that you should do your best for your partner to "like you". Nope ladiezh, don't do that. You will be a magnet of manipulative gross man. It is the other way around. They need to like you first in order to ask you for a date
If your man says thinks regarding "I would like you to wear this or that", it needs to be an honest conversation about what do you like and if you are willing to change a bit for him (or not, that is 100% up to you).
If your man says that he doesn't like your outfit, be careful, some guys do this in order to KILL your self-esteem or because they are crazy jealous. Again, this is narcissists 101 and it's sad that Anna allegedly had "bad experiences" in the past and does not recognise how f"$"$ up it is your husband picking your outfits!
What type of stylist would admit that she rather leave her man to pick her outfits? Is just lol all over the place.
Regarding her husband being catholic
I come from a catholic background and there is a distinction between secular catholics and practicing catholics. For Jews it is similar I may say, but basically some may describe themselves as catholics even when they do not go to the Church very often. This is actually deeply criticised.
"True" Catholics go to Church most Sundays, Easter and Christmas celebrations are BIG and all about spending time with your family (and again, going to Church). Having a big Catholic marriage is part of the puzzle, it is actually weird to skip the "party" part of it because is the most important thing: receiving the blessings from your family. The next step is trying hard to get pregnant or to adopt if there are health issues. Catholicism is all about family, going to church and connection. It is also required you and your partner do the Catholic confirmation before getting married.
It would be impossible for a true practicing Catholic guy to fit into Anna's lifestyle of "dog mom" and Channelas.
I am 99% sure that she just answered that because it feels proud her "husband" is not a muslim arab, such a horrible thought here (that I do not share) but this is probably what is going on Anna's head answering such a vague thing.
First and foremost, this is absolute horrible advice and it actually explains why Anna's style has been getting worse. It is shocking because it was never good and somehow it reaches new levels of out of the place combinations.
This is 101 how a narcissistic partner behaves. Pretending that all you do, including how you dress up, is 100% for them. I actually BELIEVE that Anna has issues with being a magnet of narcissists because with this mindset, you are literally the easiest target.
She is providing 2 bad examples /advice here.
First: Anna tries to sell that you can "fake it" to lvl up your style going to Zara and purchasing her preloved crap to "pass" as some type of old money / elegant person. It is so silly and dangerous.
Most people from those social circles will spot you easily as a vulerable lost soul. Worst case scenario, if you go to a 5 stars hotel lobby with a friend, some gentlemans will think you are there escorting
Even the staff members will recognise you are a new face and don't know what to order.You cannot, and I don't know how to stress this enough, CANNOT fake belonging to a social circle of individuals that grew up with multiple properties, trust funds and housekeepers. The Anna Bey case is 1 in a 100000 and it actually ended up pretty badly.
The best investment to lvl up is actually building up a career where people respect you. That also applies if you actually are a good housewife (by this I mean, taking care of being a good host and your kids, not "elegant" crap)
Second: Anna says that you should do your best for your partner to "like you". Nope ladiezh, don't do that. You will be a magnet of manipulative gross man. It is the other way around. They need to like you first in order to ask you for a date
If your man says thinks regarding "I would like you to wear this or that", it needs to be an honest conversation about what do you like and if you are willing to change a bit for him (or not, that is 100% up to you).
If your man says that he doesn't like your outfit, be careful, some guys do this in order to KILL your self-esteem or because they are crazy jealous. Again, this is narcissists 101 and it's sad that Anna allegedly had "bad experiences" in the past and does not recognise how f"$"$ up it is your husband picking your outfits!
What type of stylist would admit that she rather leave her man to pick her outfits? Is just lol all over the place.
Regarding her husband being catholic
I come from a catholic background and there is a distinction between secular catholics and practicing catholics. For Jews it is similar I may say, but basically some may describe themselves as catholics even when they do not go to the Church very often. This is actually deeply criticised.
"True" Catholics go to Church most Sundays, Easter and Christmas celebrations are BIG and all about spending time with your family (and again, going to Church). Having a big Catholic marriage is part of the puzzle, it is actually weird to skip the "party" part of it because is the most important thing: receiving the blessings from your family. The next step is trying hard to get pregnant or to adopt if there are health issues. Catholicism is all about family, going to church and connection. It is also required you and your partner do the Catholic confirmation before getting married.
It would be impossible for a true practicing Catholic guy to fit into Anna's lifestyle of "dog mom" and Channelas.
I am 99% sure that she just answered that because it feels proud her "husband" is not a muslim arab, such a horrible thought here (that I do not share) but this is probably what is going on Anna's head answering such a vague thing.
It is, indeed. However, it’s also a smart move for Joe not to have a religious wedding because that leaves his door open for “remarrying properly”. Apart from that, civil divorce procedures won’t affect the eligibility for a Catholic wedding. Boris Johnson used that to have a Catholic wedding, if memory serves me right.
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