How can Anna look 36 and 66 at the same time? Calling her matronly would be insulting to matrons.
1. Her foundation, neck, hands and ankles are 4 different shades and crisp white & navy blue only tattle on her.
2. Nude heels make Anna look like the undead, as if her eyes and hair didn’t say that already. Send them back to 1995 for a partial refund. They still don’t make you look like a Sex and the City character, Anna De Ville.
3. That AliExpress portrayal of “carefree, sexy yet classy and vibrant,” poodle flare jumpsuit isn’t doing Anna’s crook neck posture and plank body a favor. Give youth back to the young this time. And, please throw those shoes away. Anna’s budget coming up short for this video??
4. Wear pants that don’t hang off your back. Just because they’re flesh toned capris doesn’t mean you look expensive. I thought we learned that in 2016. Then, you surpassed the gutter by landing in the manure below it!
We know and you know, Anna De Ville, you’re 1-dimensional because we learned rectangles are devoid of curves as children.
5. Why would you let heels dig into carpet?? Ted is sooo adorable! Your video was still anticlimactic though.