10 MUST HAVE!!!!! Eleghunt Items for Spring 2023
Anna has picked out some "feminine, classic, elegant" items for YOU to elevate your spring wardrobe!
1. Reformation "Mika" dress - It's red. Anna gushes about liking the colour red and shares a version of the "distracted boyfriend" meme with him staring at her red dress. Let's just move on, shall we?
2. Sezane "Manhattan" jumpsuit - Yes! Anna is wearing an "experimental" (which sounds like "excremental" as she pronounces it) jumpsuit. TL;DR it's OK to wear one if you have your hair down and wear heels with it so it still looks FEMININE, her primary criterion for clothing. She again claims to have an hourglass figure and that jumpsuits normally "pull up her crotch." She praises the supposedly expensive-looking material, which looks like cheesecloth.
3. Sandro minidress - It's purple: "a pop of colour, which we love in spring, no more black, no more grey." Anna is the only person who suggested one can't wear colour in winter. But now, "we're flourishing in beautiful feminine colours!" She makes a stupid simpering expression. Ted comes in, she makes it look like he's interrupting her but it's painfully obvious she's using him to pull in views
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4. Reformation "Olivette" dress - Another faux-tweed Chanel knockoff mini, she's like a parody of herself at this point. She likes it because it has a waist tie at the back which she says makes the dress fit the position of your waist. I don't think it does? It makes the dress tighter, it doesn't magically change the shape. But she wouldn't wear it because the sleeves "widen the upper body" and she thinks she is too old for short skirts. Ageism isn't eleghunt, Anna dearest
5. Reformation "Deserae" dress - A strapless black dress that doesn't look spring-like at all. Anna doesn't like it because it does not come with a belt like the website showed. You realise you're supposed to check the small print for that? It also slips down (because it's strapless) and she thinks the skirt "cuts off" the leg. I've had an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, and even I've never been as obsessed as she is with the idea of "does this 'cut off' my leg/arm/body and make me look FAT?!" She complains that the dress makes her look "short, wide, and just simply compact." No, the dress doesn't do that. Her body does
6. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Quote: "I want to talk about upperwear, but when I say that, it sounds like we're going to talk about Tupperware" complete with a picture of some Tupperware boxes. WTF? No one says "upperwear" in English anyway. She rambles about the colour of the shirt, complains about the "wash" effect, and thinks that tucking it in into high-waisted trousers gives her the illusion of long legs and a waist. It doesn't
7. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (lilac) - This is the lilac one which she wears with tit-coloured trousers, she describes this combination as "frumpy, boring,, old-fashioned" until she tucks it in and that makes it "elevated!" Well now you're still wearing tit-coloured trousers and an ugly cardigan, but now the cardigan is tucked in *slow handclap*
8. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (white) - Same as the previous but in white, she doesn't say anything about it
9. Sezane "Abelia" blouse - White wrapover top, Anna doesn't like it and complains about it "making her look wider" and not looking like it did on the website. Why are you promoting it to your followers then?
10. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Same as #6 but in navy blue with polka dots, which Anna loves because they are claaaaaaaaaassic. She overuses this word almost as much as Classically Abby (Ben Shapiro's tradwife sister who uses "classic" as shorthand for "fits my restrictive neo-con mores.") This shirt looks old-lady even on the model from the website. For Anna, it completes the granny-hooker chic perfectly!
And of course there are undisclosed affiliate links. Next week she will supposedly be giving more wardrobe advice, I doubt it, the video she says she's going to post is never the one she actually does post