I’m not sure she’s that employable anyway. She’ll just keep doing college courses for years.
Imagine her working retail? People would have no idea what she’s saying, she’d throw in a comment about how she likes their jacket but hers is her ‘dead dads jacket’ and then she’d try stealing someone’s boyfriend who’s way out of her league all before lunchtime, where she’d then have an edible brownie, some wotsits with corned beef and chilli flakes made in the staff microwave , a whole litre bottle of fizzy and a bag of sweets. She’d also have the shop’s logo tattooed on her before her trail shift was over.
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Going to her job interview in that awful red top with her breast hanging out and some smelly leggings she’s picked up off the floor.