Amelia Perrin #2

[nigelwiththebrie]

I’ve said it before, parents are allowed lives, hobbies and interests beyond their children but it’s sad she’s jetted off here, there and everywhere but her lovely little daughter doesn’t seem to go on holidays.

To be fair a 2yo isn’t going to enjoy the kind of holidays Amelia takes, but it seems a bit unfair that she’s not taken her to center parcs or something

 

[youguyzzz]

Griping over a £5.50 rotisserie chicken but goes to Michelin starred restaurants monthly. Everything she ever does is so expensive, £500 microneedling, £20 on Ben's cookies, it never ends.

I would love to know her allowance from her dad

 

[Riley888]

Like most other parents then? She thinks the kid is some kind of genius

Never said she deserves praise or is doing more than expected, its just nice to see. As opposed to the likes of Imogenation who has no idea how to engage with/teach her child anything other than screeching at her with a phone in her face

 

[Cocoloca]

Looks like she’s teasing being back with Jake!

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Wouldn’t publically admit to following my ex’s career this closely if I were being waterboarded

Good god no. It all seems rather “wouldn’t it be a shame if this got back to him” knowing very well that’s exactly where it’ll go

 

[Riley888]

Surely that's her hip, just contorting herself as always?

Ffs I blame working nights! Now I can see its her hip I can't see anything else haha.. thought she was 9 months gone!

 

[frillylilly]

I disagreed with everyone who said she was on jabs before but I think she has started them now. She has stopped posting about her coach and results but has lost a LOT of weight since then which makes me think she’s no longer doing it that way.

Plus she was already at a healthy weight and it’s much harder to lose that weight than when you are overweight as she was.

Same here. Never thought she was on them before but is now. Which is truly fine but it also does seem weird to be on them and then constantly showing rich, indulgent meals you’ve eaten while out.

 

[4dominoes]

A contender for the worst photoshopping to date

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Don’t you hate it when your toddler doesn’t get the aesthetic 🫠

She can’t even aesthetically toe point. What good is that for content!?

 

[majestic26]

Listen, I love pale colours and am also pale. But why does she only wear clothes the same colour as her skin? Pure beige plaster colours

She doesn't have the colouring or the body shape to be one of these beige aesthetic Insta influencers. With her dark hair and pale skin she would look great in some more vibrant colours, and she absolutely needs to bin the skintight dresses. They're so dated.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Her whole body looks like a bag of undercooked sausages

 

[majestic26]

The contorted poses she does are completely insane. She probably has a great figure without, I don't understand the need to make herself look so... weird? No man can think she actually looks like that, surely.

 

[bumblebees19]

It aint love unless it’s 800 gifts per family member and enough food for 67 people.

I was going to say unless the entirety of Costco had been laid out too

 

[Bingbong1]

I find it interesting that she's definitely posted before that she doesn't drink but has included her wine/cocktail glass in pics over the last few months

 

[queenofsheba1234]

I was thinking this! It’s so nice she can do that for her daughter but ultimately what if Aster does fall in love with a lovely povvo man/woman in the future and they can’t get her 100 presents?

I don’t think Amelia would allow it

That family are hugely money and material orientated. She posts the living room at Christmas and literally every inch of carpet is covered with gifts, stacked high. Possessions are incredibly important to her.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Selling dresses she bought secondhand / that are damaged on vinted for £20 is too much if you ask me. But I suppose House of CB is boujee.

Also, does anyone know if she can drive?

Her fast fashion consumption must be through the roof. I still cannot fathom how she affords any of this.

 

[4dominoes]

Not the Old Maiden Type shoes! At a club in NYC. Ghastly woman.

With a Herve Leger bandage dress?? Honestly what year does she think this is

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Another holiday! Blimey

Seriously! Is she landed gentry? Is she secretly an heiress? Is she Gloria Vanderbilt?! How does she have a) the annual leave and b) the funds?!

 

[Bingbong1]

Can she not stand like a normal person? Those poses look painful

 

[tootootoot]

Interesting that she's officially rebranded herself as a food blogger. I suppose finding the target audience for writhing in a bodycon while eating McDonald's was a bit challenging