Amelia Perrin #2

[tootootoot]

I wonder how our friend Miles is getting on

Probably getting a crisis loan as we speak

 

[Cherry05]

She always just looks cheap. She needs to let those skims dresses go!

 

[queenofsheba1234]

I have no idea why you’d wear that to a toddler’s birthday

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Gosh I was thinking it has been at least four weeks since she was last on holiday; surely she is going into some kind of withdrawal shock without one? And oh there you go, off to Copenhagen

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Not Amelia trying convince us that her weight gain is down to medication! To be clear, nothing wrong with weight gain and she looks great but my god her diet…I’d be the size of a house if I ate what she posts on Instagram

 

[queenofsheba1234]

Seriously! Is she landed gentry? Is she secretly an heiress? Is she Gloria Vanderbilt?! How does she have a) the annual leave and b) the funds?!

daddy and stepdaddy

 

[SpritneyBeers]

Just caught up on this thread. Anyone followed Amelia since her pageant days? And the early days of her dating Joel, that overlapped with him ending his long term relationship?

I am dying of cringe at her reviewing his book. I think there is a part of her that never moved on from him and that whole set.

I still die when I think of her 'take down tell all' blog after they broke up. It got shared all over twitter as some kind of feminist piece when to me it sounded like a standard break up as in they both didn't always act great and things didn't work out. It was so messy.

For me the funniest thing about that blog was that she used "whomst" as though it's a real word

I agree, I think that relationship gave her a delusion that she has the ability to be a serious writer and part of her still believes that. I still cringe myself inside out thinking about the crowdfunding for her "book" that never got past 7% and quietly disappeared

 

[queenofsheba1234]

She’s pure tacky. All the class of a rain-disintegrated paper primark bag.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Her face looks genuinely alarming in that mirror selfie. Maybe it’s the angle but yikes.

 

[lilmizzmuffet]

Okay her body is HOT but my goodness the girl could not be more trying to get a man with the sudden return to form (i.e.,bodycon, boobs, and POSES).

It's sad, really, I don't think she actually CAN be on her own. I'm sure single parenting is hard, and not what most people are hoping for when they have a child with a partner, but should she not give herself a minute to BE single and focus on the baby while she figures out what she wants/needs longterm? It seems she does move hastily enough and relies on another person [read: a man] to keep her together. I'm all up for her having a bit of single gal fun ofc, but we all know she wants a hubby asap and that's not healthy.

 

[tootootoot]

Who's ready for the entire living room floor being covered in presents on Xmas day? Total excess

 

[goldengyal]

Extremely odd that scrolling down her grid there’s a picture of her in lingerie sandwiched between two of her and her child.

 

[Cherry05]

I know shes got big boobs but you can always see her grotty sweat stained bra on her night out pictures 🫣

 

[SpritneyBeers]

She’s probably the most spoiled adult I’ve ever come across. Imagine making that much of a big deal out of your birthday past the age of like, 10

don't know if you're familiar with Stephanie Yeboah but she went on a luxury holiday to the Maldives (gifted obvi) on her own for her last bday and got the staff to bring her out a cake and put a happy birthday message on her bed in rose petals and all sorts. It wasn't even a big birthday! influencers (and wanna be influencers) are so weird.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I don’t understand how her skin, clothes & nails are all the same colour, makes me feel she also looks so uncomfortable all the time because of holding her tummy in, doing ridiculous poses. Just be comfy girl

 

[iris9876]

The closest thing I’m getting to finding who her new man is that he vaguely looks like someone she follows called Miles - any other ideas?

 

[4dominoes]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a boyfriend of some sorts because she never seems to remain single for long… this might actually be the longest tbh??

Her tweets are still very much ‘hi!! I’m single!! Please DM me!!’ though e.g., one five days about being deprived of Vitamin D. My money is on sugar daddy also

 

[goldengyal]

The way she aired out their business after the breakup and the way he acted even months after (I’m guessing he’s the one that sent the sexually explicit cards) makes this all the more bizarre.

 

[Bingbong1]

She looks like a blow up sex doll in her latest feed post

 

[lambrini.mami]

Even though she’s lost weight, she still doesn’t seem to eat a particularly well balanced diet and all the sugar and salt is showing on her face. I know because I also had this problem a couple of years ago